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What should I say when my girlfriend says she has a stomachache?
1. If she is around, help her heat the warm water bag and make brown sugar water. Put your hand over her stomach.
If it's not far, just say: wait for me, I'll come right away.
3. If it's a long-distance relationship, just say: It's all my fault that I'm not with you, and I'll make up for it later. Then comfort: let her cook brown sugar and eggs. Don't make her angry, tell her more jokes.
4, really can't stand it, hurry to the hospital.
5. There is the first one. When a girl says she has a stomachache, she probably means a stomachache. At this time, you should first express your concern, such as: Baby, why do you have a stomachache? It hurts too much. Then you ask her why her stomach hurts. If she doesn't know why, urge her to see a doctor in time, then set an alarm clock to remind her to take medicine in time, and find out some tips to nourish her stomach, such as what to eat to nourish her stomach and what to eat to hurt her stomach. I believe that after you do this, girls will feel your concern for her. What girls care about most is the sense of security and existence. She must be very touched!
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