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Essay: Xiong Bing's lines are urgent! ! ! ! !

Voice-over: In a blink of an eye, all the students in Class 6, Grade 5 of the People's Institute have graduated for more than ten years. How are they all doing? Today is the day when their classmates get together. Let's listen to your familiar deskmate and have a look together!

the music fades. Stop.

Liu: I am 3 years old and have a car and a house. Single lady, look ahead. A handsome boy, holding flowers in his hand, smells them. They smell good! Alas, I have been working hard in my career for more than ten years after graduation, and I will be a bachelor in a few years. I don't know, the one at the same table, do you still remember my half eraser? Yo, nobody's here yet. I mean, wait here! According to reliable gossip, Xiao Jingzi will arrive today. Who is Xiao Jingzi? Hehe, to be honest, it's her at my deskmate!

bear: it's a nice day today. It's sunny and sunny. What? My poor image ruined the beautiful picture? Hum! What's that sentence again? You can't judge a book by its cover, but the sea can't be measured! Truth! I attended the class reunion today, and I don't know if anyone still remembers me. Hi! Whatever. Go and have a look. Ah, isn't this a big pig?

Liu (touching the back of his head): Huh? Who are you?

bear: look at your memory! At least I slept in my lower berth for four years, so you forgot me so soon?

Liu: let me think, let me think. Ha! I remember! Xiong Yong!

bear: hmm! Not bad! Remember me!

Liu: yes, yes! I don't remember you, but I always remember the thankless bear when you were chasing the beauty queen ... < P > Bear: OK, OK. Let's not talk about this for a while, okay?

Liu: What can I say? This is your glorious history ...

Cai: Excuse me, is this the place where Class 6, Grade 5 got together?

bear: yes. Yes

Liu: and you are? Reporter? We're not going to be on TV at this party, are we?

Cai: Are you Liu Guozheng, a big pig? You hanged yourself after the beauty queen, Xiong Yong?

Liu: Yo, my popularity is quite high!

bear: mine is not bad either. I even let reporters know what happened more than ten years ago. It seems that after a few years, I have to pay my respects! That's right. You haven't said who you are yet.

Cai: well. Guess first. I'm loved by everyone, and I'm always on the bus ...

Liu: You don't have a fever, do you? Just like you? Return the car and see the car? Unless the driver is cross-eyed

Cai: Hum! Big pig! I still remember when you followed me around all day asking for a leave of absence!

Liu: me? Did I?

bear: you are stupid! Isn't she Zhu, the study Committee member of our class?

Liu: ah, it's you? I haven't seen you for years. Look at you. This hair has also become curly, wrinkles have also increased, and the rings of these years have become deeper and deeper!

bear: what are you talking about! Bamboo, come and sit down. Let's ignore him!

Cai: who is as knowledgeable as him! Xiong Yong, what have you been up to recently?

bear: me, what else can I do? The son inherits his father's business!

Cai: a cook?

Liu: what else can he do if he doesn't cook? But to tell the truth, his cooking is really delicious!

bear: all you know is to eat! Eat like a pig! Still eating?

Liu: Go on. You stay away. Love to eat. What's wrong? Eating is a virtue!

Cai: Liu Guozheng, I heard that you are the boss? Is that your car at the door? Not bad!

Liu: Hehe, average, average, third in the country. (Looking at his watch) Yo. What time is it? Why hasn't this little Jing Zi come yet?

Cai: who? You mean Xiao Jingzi, the monitor of our class?

bear: yes. Yes You don't know, do you? When Xiao Jingzi went to school, it was what he dreamed of. He still has her picture on his bedside! We always run on him and say that he uses beautiful photos to ward off evil spirits!

Liu: Go on. What evil spirits do not ward off evil spirits! Can you stop being so ugly! Xiaojingzi, that's a god in my heart! God! Do you understand?

bear: come on. She is still a bodhisattva!

Cai: She is neither a god nor a bodhisattva. She is a lilac flower that is still in full bloom.

The music of Lilacs starts.

Liu: is xiaojingzi a lilac flower?

Cai: hmm. Three months ago, I went to Dazhe Township for an interview.

Xiong: the hometown of great philosophers? Oh, that's a famous poverty-stricken township in the whole state.

Liu: Yes! Still in the mountain nest, nothing.

Cai: Stop it now and hear me out. As a reporter, I have seen too many touching, heartbreaking and heartbreaking things. But nothing has shocked me as much as this interview. I can't help but point the camera at those eyes eager for knowledge, that truncated pencil head that can't be shorter. I felt sincere guilt and shock when the tattered children who had driven dozens of miles of mountain roads to school rang out from the dilapidated classroom.

Liu: Hold on, what does this have to do with Xiao Jingzi?

bear: don't worry! Listen to the bamboo.

Cai: To be honest, when I was at school, I thought Xiao Jingzi was a very simple child and didn't know anything. Always with a sunny smile. However, when I look forward over the heads of those lovely black children. What I see is a familiar face that I can't be familiar with. That's our little Jing Zi!

Bear: Is she really a little Jing Zi?

Cai: hmm. Yes

Liu: Did she come today?

Cai: I'm coming.

Liu: Then where is she?

Cai: It's always outside the door!

bear: why doesn't she come in?

Cai: Just one week after we finished the interview, a landslide occurred in Dazhe Township. The crumbling classroom collapsed. And Xiao Jingzi saved the five children left in the classroom ... < P > Liu: What happened later? What happened to her?

Cai: Fortunately, the rescuers arrived quickly and saved her life. However, her lower body lost consciousness from then on.

turn off the music.

Linda i is in a wheelchair. The spotlight hit her. The lights were dim.

Lu: I'm just an ordinary person. Did something very ordinary. When the children raised their heads and asked me what a TV set was; When I was sick, the children managed to cram an egg and a pear into my pocket and drawer; When the bus went to the city, the children cried and asked me if Mr. Lu was leaving them, too. How could I leave these lovely children behind? No, I can't, or I'll be sorry for my conscience.

the light is on.

Liu: Ah, Xiao Jingzi. No! Teacher Lu, come in, come in!

Lu: Call me Xiao Jingzi. Teacher Lu is called by the children. Stop calling me that!

Cai: Xiaojingzi, I ... I ...

Lv: Hey, I want to thank you! Bamboo, the interview you gave to our school last time attracted the attention of many good people and donated a lot of money to the school. In a while, the new classroom in the school will break ground! !

Liu: That's right. Donate! Xiaojingzi, can I make a donation?

Lu: of course. After ten years of hard work, have you made a fortune?

Liu: Hey, hey, just a small boss.

Xiong: the donation has been made by boss Liu. Xiaojingzi, what are you missing there?

Lu: What is missing? Lack of teachers! Alas, I'm like this now ...

Bear: Ha, there's me! You know, I used to be a famous figure in the love and double education association at school! It's perfect for me to be king of the children!

Lu: Yes, yes, welcome, welcome.

Cai: Everyone has contributed. I can't leave bamboo behind. You know what? I'll go to Dazhe Township again and make a special report. Strive for a more advanced TV station to broadcast. So more people will pay attention to those lovely children!

Lu: hmm! Thank you, thank you all!

dedication of love, music.

Paying attention to children, education and Project Hope means paying attention to the future of the motherland!