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Which book is Ni Kuang's?

The Spirit World is not a book featuring Wesley, but written under the name of Ni Kuang.

Ni Kuang also mentioned in the postscript of the Book of Heaven that he wrote down his process and life script of being recognized by the iron-clad immortal in the book "The Spirit World". In "The Spirit World", it is not eight-character recognition, but sixteen characters, that is, year, month, day and minute. When Ni Kuang was born, he didn't know minutes, so he needed minutes for trial calculation. Only the written instructions are consistent with Ni Kuang's experience will all be approved. I believe that Ni Kuang also turned this experience into an idea in the gobbledygook.

Ni Kuang, one of the four great talents in Hong Kong, personally verified Dong Mujie's iron version of the number of gods (3) [copy link]

I am the peak.

Elevator passing

Jump to the specified floor.

Published on 2015-7-2916: 21:50 | Just look at the reward of the author's reply.

Ni Kuang, one of the four great talents in Hong Kong, personally verified Dong Mujie's iron version of the number of gods (III)

3. Memoirs of a Life Letter

To understand a model of metaphysics clearly, it is natural to show people an example. And the calculation of people's future destiny is a very interesting logical problem, which can make people interested in calculating their future destiny. Avoid being cheated by charlatans. This article is published by my life letter, taking this as an example.

Generally speaking, few people are willing to disclose their life letters, but it doesn't matter if they do. First of all, there is nothing to hide. Secondly, an upright person is open and poised, and can't say anything to others; Thirdly, since monolithic figures are regarded as examples of the spiritual world and a model of metaphysics, it is natural to take an example to look at them. It's always impossible to take someone else's, so it's natural to take your own.

I could have photocopied the original, but I copied it down in order to annotate it one by one.

Three years ago, I met the master of divination. After annotating the life script, I will still have some opinions on the calculation of people's future destiny. That's a very interesting logical question, which can make people who are keen on calculating their future destiny avoid being deceived by Jianghu magicians, who are actually thieves who endanger the metaphysical exploration of the spiritual world!

Below, the comments are in brackets.

"There are sisters on the top and sisters on the bottom." Yes, that's true, but how do you know? )

"Chunhuaguang Antarctic Day Lily Qingbei Decoction" ("Toona sinensis, Xuan" represents parents, and there is a poem "I know you are partial to this, and the snow is full of classes." That means parents are together, right. )

"I am the third of five brothers." (100% correct. )

"My father is a chicken and my mother is a mouse." Yes, the probability of "estimation" is surprisingly high, and it has just been calculated. )

"Twenty-five years old, the year I got married." Not bad at all. It's natural to be so sure. )

"The wife's three-year marriage is fixed." Yes, it's not bad at all. )

"Help the virtuous without worry." There is no doubt that I am ridiculous. That's another matter. )

"The road to marriage is very long." Yes, I came to Hong Kong from Inner Mongolia and got married the next year. )

"The only son is better than three sages and five nobles." Yes, there is only one boy. [Sanhuai] is synonymous with "three public", and "three public" is a big official: Sima, Situ and Sikong; It is said that it is a surname, a teacher, and a Taibao. Is it that good? )

"The son of the same dragon is expensive and can't be loose." (Boys are dragons, and the "Dagui" cloud has yet to be confirmed. At least now there will be no news every month except asking for money. Every sentence in the gobbledygook [X is not allowed] means it is not allowed. According to the master's explanation, it means stricter discipline. It seems a little skeptical, but I can't know the deeper meaning. )

"Wind instruments are elegant and leisurely." (This sentence seems to be in doubt. It's like editing a gentleman's journal and publishing a photo, which is not elegant. As for "entertaining yourself", it is even more doubtful. It is really busy. )

"Honest, filial and respectable." It's beautiful. What ordinary people should do is still impossible. )

"Just don't invest in the world, just believe in cloth." (Speaking of personality, [I wish I didn't throw myself into the world], Fang Xin's Respect for Clothes is very helpless. If you can't be an official, just stop thinking about clothes and clothes being respected. )

"Being in a foreign land does not worry about the old country." (This sentence is worth pondering. The old country can't bear to look back. You can't afford it if you want to work hard. It is better to struggle in a foreign land, which is very meaningful. )

"Southern Italy." It's best to explore Antarctica? )

"Richness is like a peach blossom in Chiba, but it is not true. This can't blame him. " Speaking of wealth, it's really good. It seems that the fortune is very bad. It's good to see it. The peach blossoms in Chiba are gorgeous, but they are "gorgeous but not real". They only bloom and do not bear fruit. Bank deposits are only 16 yuan and an octagonal mantissa. In a word, it's convenient to come and go, with little ability to make money and high means of spending money, so we have to do it. There is nothing to complain about. I have to accept my fate-even if I win the Mark Six lottery, I'm afraid I'll be back to my original shape in three days! )

"The article is not as good as my fate. I am not as good as people. " When it comes to career, it must be someone who sells literature. The first half of the sentence is very close to the character of "being a man does not dare to belittle himself", and the second half naturally sighs and dies. )

"Check the date of a word, the deed is the same as that of Jin Lan." (In the Book of Heaven, there are many sentences with special syntax, which are quite eye-catching. When it comes to interpersonal relationships, there is a friend named Cha who has a deep friendship. So far, I only know a friend named Cha. The famous Jin Yong-Cha Liang Yong. )

"Sister is a horse." (right. )

"Sister is a dog." (right. )

"I can't be sparse." I have to explain it literally, but can't be too careless? Or is there another meaning? )

"Happy to be a person." This sentence is a bit unfathomable, but it can be interpreted literally. There are some more unfathomable sentences below. )

There is no dispute about "Remember a Word" by Shen (don't argue with friends named Shen), but six months ago, Shen's books and his new works were published by Crown Publishing House. Naturally, it is "contention". Whether there will be any consequences, I never care. The reason is that I have other views on calculating fate, which will be explained in detail later. )

"In a word, Dong was very happy." (Dong, a close friend of the best friend, and the pen name Xiang Zhuang, that's him! )

"I can't bear to remember what Li said that day." (The same sentence is about interpersonal relationships. )

"My brother is a horse, so I can't scold him." (right. )

"My brother is a mouse, so I can't let him go." A mouse's younger brother has been teaching at the University of Singapore for nearly ten years, and we seldom meet each other. It seems that looseness and tightness have nothing to do with me. )

"Remember the South in one word and benefit calmly." There is a sentence "South Italy" on it, and here is another sentence. When you see a word [South], you really need to open your eyes and see it clearly. )

"I was a middle-aged handsome man when I was young." I wonder what the word "romance" means? Even in the word sea, there are different explanations, such as "talent is not formal" and "men and women are not proper relationship". When people reach middle age, they naturally want to be chic, but in many cases, they can't be chic. )

"Enough is enough, don't marry" (serious warning! )

"After writing a word, the smoke will stop without delay." (This sentence is extremely strange. The diviner said to quit smoking, don't delay. But it was written before the Song Dynasty, at least in the Song Dynasty, when there was no habit of smoking. It must be said that even the future behavior of human beings has long been known. Otherwise, this sentence has another meaning, but what it means is hard to understand. )

"My brother is a dog and can't get close." (Jue Jue, the brother of a dog, has taken his surname since he was a child and is rarely close. )

"Brother is a sheep." (right. At this point, all parents, brothers, sisters and wives are not bad at all. Strangely, there is a daughter who loves abnormally, but she is not included, said the diviner; The ancients preferred sons to daughters, so they were not listed. There is always a trace of joy in my heart. )

"The royal family is really indifferent." There are many friends, and the world is so complicated that you have to work hard. )

"He is also a funny and hardworking person." (James J.S.Wong once shouted when he saw this sentence; I want to say that, too. He went to see it. No, I can see that when he smiles, he is really happy. When you laugh, you know your own difficulties and don't want to make others unhappy. How heartbreaking! )

"Take care of yourself is enough. Don't hide your little star. " (Second serious warning! However, the premise of "never" is "enough wishes". What can we do if our wishes are insufficient? Or is it enough to give you "peace of mind" completely, and to seriously warn you of misconduct? )

"After the fortune, the family business is thriving, and the breeze is full of joy (this sentence is wonderful, especially in the second half, the joy of" dew month Breeze "is not happy for a dissolute and wealthy person like me. The first half of the sentence is great. I'm afraid I have a chance to win the Mark Six lottery. )

"Remember Taiwan Province in a word, communicate by feeling, and distinguish between giving and receiving." (This sentence is also quite meaningful. "Taiwan Province" means a place name. It seems that it is only Taiwan Province Province, not Zhongshan Station in Lai Chi Kok. It seems that in Taiwan Province Province, it is difficult to understand the meaning of "seeing people" when communicating with others. )

"The world is over and the years are passing away." This sentence was originally confusing, but looking at the situation in the past year, the first half of the sentence has an explanation. The world is cold, and the general trend is favorable to the situation. Many people have changed their positions, including old knowledge. The next sentence means they are old. It's okay not to tell. I don't know if there is any other meaning. )

"Dibo praises himself." (This sentence is also difficult to explain. It also explains the criticism of Jin Yong's essays for many years. )

"Hey, who can climb?" It's really puzzling that such a sentence suddenly comes out. Arrogance can be explained as suddenly becoming great, which is unmatched by anyone. But of course not. Can you do what you want? It's so far away that no one can achieve it at all? I have to wonder. )

"Cut off Don Juan's overseer's door." (This sentence is too simple, "How to solve the problem; Only Du Kang, "Dumen" is naturally Du Kang's door, and the whole sentence means abstinence. Being famous for drinking in recent years is a blow to the head. However, drinkers drink by themselves and addicts drink by themselves, which is hopeless. )

"The world is greedy for virtue, and jade is not a tool." This sentence is very interesting. I thought it was a general word. I didn't pay much attention. The situation has changed in recent years. Degenerate people are crawling around on the ground. This page should be well distinguished from jade, not burned to ashes with it. )

"It's a great shame to obey orders and return to rationality ("The Book of Heaven "suddenly joins in here, and people today can't help but be complacent. )