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This is a coeducational high school campus, with a boy and a girl separated by a corridor similar to the 38th parallel of North and South Korea. The subject director always leaves an ambush in the middle line to prevent men and women from crossing the border. School life is like one country, two systems. Every lunch break or the next hour, in the boy's country, everyone wolfs down lunch, grabs food from each other and chases each other, which is childish. On the other hand, all the girls in this country are elegant and beautiful, just like fairyland in the sky.
Stick men- Weng Ruidi in the boys' class was immediately surrounded by good friends as soon as she entered the classroom. The first of these three girlfriends, Golden Mind _ Earth, solved the equation on the blackboard, and even the teacher was dumbfounded. The second is the strong man _ Abby (Wing Force-ㄚㄚ), who takes exercise as a pleasure and exercises his hood. The last one is Xiao Xin (Wing Force _ Grass), who claims to be a master of picking up girls and loves to peek at pornographic magazines.
My best friend saw Ajie, but he looked unsatisfied. Ajie faltered and seemed to be hiding something. Three people thought there was a ghost, but Ajie simply said there was no one. Under the confession of his best friend Aruba, he had to tell the truth that he had an appointment with a female netizen, Joe, this week …
Finally, it's a date with Joe. Ajie was uneasy about the date and waited in the downtown street. Joe's appearance surprised Ajie. After a short conversation, she learned that her real name was Xia Nianqiao. Ajie found a fast food restaurant. When ordering food, he pretended to be a gentleman and rushed to pay the bill, but he was declined by Nianqiao. When he panicked, the condom given to him by his best friend Xiao Xin fell out of his wallet. Ajie was embarrassed to explain, but let others look at Joe with strange eyes. Seeing that everyone was whispering, Miss Qiao felt super humiliated and turned away with anger.
Xia Nianqiao (Heishibui-Xiaoxun) is actually a rich girl who everyone admires. Her family is very rich, but her parents are often not at home because of their busy work. Girls often go to Nianqiao's party and talk with masks. As soon as she got home, she knocked out her best friends, and they were on call. These three are the gossip king _ Youjia (Zhang Jianing), the discharge girl _ Beibei (Zhou Xiaohan) and the pretty girl _ Haozi (Tang Yifei). Nian Qiao complained to them, and their girlfriends also expressed their views, all trying to make this tone for Nian Qiao …
The next day, Ajie came with a good friend. As soon as he heard that he had made a fool of himself on the date yesterday, he mocked and made fun of him, which made Ajie even more depressed. Xiao Xin comforted him that there are plenty of fish in the sea, and immediately put forward a bold plan, that is, to go to the central line of the corridor with everyone in an attempt to pick up girls on the spot. Who knows, just when Ajie and others came to the central line of the corridor, the first oncoming girls in front were Miss Qiao and her best friend.
The road to go is very narrow, and the atmosphere between Ajie and Miss Qiao is very awkward. The best friends of both sides guessed the clue from the expressions of Ajie and Miss Qiao. The girl's best friend immediately called Ajie abnormal, shameless and obscene. Not to be outdone, the boy's best friends have made great contributions to Ali. The two sides fought each other, and a hot scene was about to happen. At this time, the figure of discipline director (Ming Jincheng) appeared in the distance. Everyone saw that the situation was not good, and the birds and animals quickly dispersed.
So from that day on, whenever Ajie saw Nian Joe on the Internet, he slammed Nian Joe in an attempt to explain, but Nian Joe didn't want to talk to Ajie. She wanted to delete Ajie from the contact list, but hesitated and only blocked Ajie. Ajie was depressed to see Miss Qiao off the assembly line. The next day, Ajie went to school dejectedly and found that the bulletin board was crowded with people. It turns out that the school has tried an experimental class, where boys and girls will have classes in the same class, so that everyone can learn how to get along.
Ajie and his best friend were both selected into the experimental class at the same time. It wasn't long before I was glad to see that m-girls Nianqiao was also in this class, and they actually became classmates. The two sides are incompatible and can't live in peace at all, which makes the teacher very headache. When the monitor was selected, boys and girls started the war. Girls pushed Joe for the election and boys pushed Ajie, but Ajie lost the election and even the boys ran away. Xiao Xin and others saw that the situation was not good, so they shouted at the boys' spirits and tried to arouse their male dignity. The boy felt reasonable and decided to say goodbye to the girl.
As a result, the biggest war between the sexes in the history of campus has publicly lit a bonfire …
The seventh set
The relationship between Ajie and Nian Qiao has gradually stabilized, and he is the only member of the "slave gang" who has a girlfriend. It is inevitable that he will be forced to ask about the development progress. Ajie said that her first kiss with Nianqiao hasn't happened yet, because Hiroko will always appear together when she goes out in Nianqiao. After some analysis, the "slave gang" suspected that Hiroko was just a "lesbian". Ajie's rival in love this time is not a boy, but Hiroko, who is the same sister as Miss Qiao! This reasoning also affected Ajie and Abby's mood. So the "slave gang" decided to help Ajie and Nianqiao create a "love kiss", which made Hiroko retreat from difficulties and made Ajie and Nianqiao's love more stable.
At this time, the school drama club is preparing to stage a new stage play, and Snow White, played by Nianqiao, is called to recruit the prince. Xiao Xin thinks this is a good opportunity to get close to Nianqiao. Unexpectedly, in the election, Hiroko pretended to be a boy, and her excellent performance allowed her to beat Ajie and get the chance to play the prince. Is Hiroko, who actively strives for the role of prince, really loving Miss Joe?
The eighth set
I don't know why, Ajie, who was originally shy and simple, seems to be a little fidgety recently ... Ajie complained to the "minions" with a sad face, saying that he had many uncontrollable sexual fantasies about Joe recently and blamed himself very much. Xiao Xin advised him to vent his desires moderately, while Abby advised him to exercise more and consume his physical strength to divert his attention. However, exercise and fitness not only did not affect Ajie, but intensified it. The content of fantasy extends from missing Joe to the girls in the class, which makes the girls in the class pale.
So Ajie decided to stay away from Joe and the girls in the class so as not to hurt Joe. On the other hand, she also went to the clinic to ask the nurse for advice and help. These actions made Nian Qiao, who didn't know the truth, begin to wonder if the kind Ajie had changed his mind. I thought Ajie liked the nurses in the clinic! Ajie is prone to uncontrollable physiological reactions, which seriously affects his studies and health. How should he face and adjust his physical and psychological troubles?
Episode 9
One day, when Xiao Xin was chased by Beibei for trying to peek at a girl changing clothes, suddenly a white light flashed in the sky ... So Beibei, who originally paid attention to her image, began to be rude, eating and drinking, and went to school without makeup! Xiao Xin, who has always been outspoken and known for her lewdness, has become gentle and shy, wearing blush and lip balm, and even watching her favorite porn! All the friends around me felt that something was wrong, but they couldn't tell what the problem was ... It turned out that the white light made Xiao Xin and Beibei accidentally exchange souls. Afraid of being treated as a mouse in the laboratory, Xiao Xin and Beibei decided to keep this secret and began to disguise each other seriously, but they still couldn't hide their nature! One is a color embryo who is curious about the girl's figure, and the other is a heartthrob who thinks he knows the boy's mentality like the back of his hand. Can such an experiment bring them new insights?
The tenth episode
Beibei, the heartthrob, brought bad news to the boys in the class this time ... It turns out that Beibei already has a boyfriend! Gao Fei, who is studying in Japan, will go back to Taiwan Province Province to help Beibei celebrate her birthday these days. But strangely, this legendary boyfriend seems to be particularly mysterious and never shows up. Every time he asked Beibei, he also gave a faltering answer. Xiao Xin and the earth felt something was wrong and decided to follow Beibei to find out the truth. I didn't expect Beibei to be dumped! Beibei, who loves her boyfriend deeply, decided to work to earn money and fly to Japan to have a happy reunion with her boyfriend. But Beibei, who used to be a princess, suffered a lot in the process of working. Xiao Xin was very upset when he saw this scene. He deliberately said some harsh words to stimulate Beibei, trying to persuade her to give up, but on the other hand, he was soft-hearted and silently helped Beibei raise money. On the other hand, the earth thinks that Beibei is lovelorn, and it is now or never. She found a good strategist to reform herself and wanted to express her love to Beibei. Will Beibei's thousands of miles of courtship succeed? Or will Xiao Xin's contribution to the earth affect Beibei's decision?
Episode eleven
"Happiness together" is not for everyone, at least it is a nightmare for Ajie ... Ajie, who has a bad relationship with the opposite sex, has opened the dawn of happiness since she met Joe. Unexpectedly, at this time, a lovely girl Zhu Zhu (played by an elf) who claimed to be Ajie's childhood friend came to the door. Because of a childhood joke, Zhu Zhu regarded Ajie as his marriage partner from an early age, and came to Ajie at the moment of 18 and asked him to fulfill his promise. Zhu Zhu is an internationally renowned talented woman in music. She is not only talented and beautiful, but also a good cook. She is no longer a "sister". Ajie was afraid that Zhu Zhu's appearance would make Joe angry, so he introduced Zhu Zhu to girls as his cousin and tried his best to cover everything up. However, Zhu Zhu's careful care and care for Ajie made Nianqiao and his sisters suspicious and finally got caught. Ajie, who offended Zhu Zhu and Miss Qiao at the same time because of lies, faced the biggest triangle crisis in history ... The minions saw it and decided to offer a "cruel" trick, forcing Zhu Zhu to give up ...
Episode XII
Legend has it that in the dark corner of this city, there is a street dance troupe named "Tian Fei Shura", which is the "most famous street dance troupe" in history and is called "Tian Fei Shura" ... One day, Abby, as the president of the hot dance club, was giving a lecture to the members, but when Hiroko appeared, she left the members and went on a date happily. At this time, it was not Tianshu Road who came to kick the pavilion, which not only injured the members, but also robbed the community flag and left a black slogan. Abby blamed herself for this and decided to reorganize the team to accept the challenge of non-Tianshula. Abby's crazy dance practice worried Hiroko, which caused a lot of friction between them. Haozi's father saw his daughter in a bad mood and decided to meet her boyfriend. Unexpectedly, her father disliked Abby as a vulgar guy with developed limbs and simple mind, and she was not worthy of Hiroko at all. If Abby doesn't get into the top three in the mid-term exam, they won't be allowed to continue dating. This can make Abby, who has always been the last in the class, break her brain. Abby, who is worried about the dance challenge and the loss of Hiroko, is faced with the dilemma of loyalty and love this time …
Episode thirteen
Since ancient times, girls dress up for chatting on campus, while boys play ball for fighting. But these unwritten rules of men and women will be broken by a devil female teacher ... maybe the usual image is too bad. On the day of the director's overseas inspection, all the students cheered. On the one hand, they celebrate their escape from suffering, and at the same time, they are going to warmly welcome substitute teacher Ye Xiaotong (played by Chen Sixuan). However, this beautiful new teacher is not as gentle and kind as wannabe expected. He is not only stricter than the director, but also likes to pick on female students. Even if the academic requirements are high, it is even more difficult for girls to take part in the recess cup basketball match in a special class instead of boys! For those girls whose "physical education class" has always been equated with "beauty tips sharing class", it is even more difficult to win. Unable to withstand Xiao Yutong's stimulation, Nianqiao and her sisters began to practice their skills and persuade the teacher, but they fell into many situations during the practice ... Who is this teacher Xiao Yutong? What's her purpose? Is there really a way for exquisite special students to win?
Episode XIV
An overseas phone call from the United States made Nianqiao unhappy ... On the other hand, the minions were arguing about who was the boss, agreeing who could kiss his girlfriend first, but didn't know that something big would happen ... It turned out that Nianqiao's mother quietly helped Nianqiao apply for an American university and let her fly to the United States next week. All this came so suddenly that Nian Qiao was dumbfounded. He only dares to tell his sisters what he thinks, but he doesn't know how to talk to Ajie. After several dates, Ajie found Miss Qiao unusual and became uneasy. And the other three minions, trying to get their first kiss, didn't find any girls at all. One day, Xiao Xin, Earth and Abby boasted about their kissing experience, which annoyed the girls. Innocent Ajie was forced to apologize and accidentally learned the secret that Nianqiao was going to study abroad. Ajie, whose heart is full of sadness, thinks about Joe thoughtfully, makes him happy, and promises to keep this long-distance relationship. Miss Qiao's departure not only evoked memories, but also taught us to cherish. Finally, it's time to say goodbye. Reluctant Ajie and Nian Qiao kissed goodbye at the airport. Will their short but unforgettable first love really end at this moment?
Episode fifteen
Miss Qiao's departure made Ajie lose her mind, because after Miss Qiao went abroad, she never wrote back to Ajie, and seemed to forget the agreement with Ajie ... At this time, Miss Qiao's mother, the parents of the school, and the principal appeared domineering in the school, pointing out that the director and Ajie were the chief culprit in bringing down her baby daughter. Originally, after studying in the United States, Joe didn't go to school in a fit of pique, forcing Ma Xia to take himself back to Taiwan Province Province. Joe, who has just returned to study in Taiwan Province Province, is under house arrest and unable to contact his classmates at school. Eager to read Joe, he secretly fled home and stayed at Ajie's house for one night under the cover of his minions, but this move was tantamount to declaring war on Ma Xia! Angry Ma Xia thinks that it is the coeducation policy that makes the lovely daughter promiscuous with boyfriends, which leads to the decline of her grades and becomes rebellious and unreasonable. So it's hard to say that if someone in the class fails to meet the entrance standards of the national university in this mock exam, they will use their power to ask the school to abolish this ridiculous three-year special class! Can the precarious Special Class 1 complete this task that is more difficult than winning the lottery? Can the relationship between Ajie and Nianqiao pass this test?
Episode sixteen
Different from the general transfer students' high spirits, Shao Zhongxiang (played by Xing Gang-Liu Mingfeng), who came to Class One of Grade Three this time, is embarrassed and aloof ... Many scars on his face and his concern for his classmates are always a disdainful attitude, which makes everyone guess and fear his "background" a bit more ... Haozi looks at Xiang Zhong's withdrawn appearance and can't help but think of his lonely days as a child, so he is alone. However, these behaviors of Hiroko made Abby jealous and regarded Xiang Zhong as a thorn in her side. One day, Hiroko met Xiang Zhong's seriously ill mother in the park, only to know that Xiang Zhong's family was in poor condition and owed a loan shark. The heavy family problems made Zhong Xiang feel lonely and inferior, so Hiroko decided to pay more attention to Xiang Zhong. Hiroko's tenderness gradually melted Xiang Zhong's defense, but Abby, who doesn't know why, misunderstood Hiroko more and more, and even broke up! At this point, usury threatened to come to you again. Will Xiang Zhong get hurt? And what about Abby and Hiroko's relationship?
Episode 17
Want to know how unlucky a person can be? You must listen to the story of Mei Kai ... It is no exaggeration to say that when she appeared, it was a chicken flying a dog jumping, but such a disaster girl was ready to transfer to Class One, Grade Three. The title of sister disaster is not a hollow name. Anyone who passes by her will either fall or get hurt. Mei Kai knows her own strength, so she always keeps a safe distance from everyone, and her classmates will avoid it. Sloppy appearance and self-abased words and deeds make minions, Haozi, Beibei and Youjia unbearable. They think that Mei Kai's biggest problem is self-confidence, not fate, so they decided to make a big change for her. The girls are responsible for turning the terrible sloppy girl into a pure and beautiful girl; Wannabe is responsible for breaking the fate of the disaster and planning the "adventure of collecting homework", hoping that Mei Kai can regain his confidence by completing the task. However, the seemingly simple task is thrilling again and again ... the so-called sending Buddha must be sent to the West. Under the threat of "life-threatening", can minions and girls complete the task of completely transforming Mei Kai?
Episode 18
Beibei's ex-boyfriend is back. ...
Episode 19
There is a new PE teacher. ...
Episode 20
finale ...
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