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An embarrassing thing.
"an embarrassing thing" from small to large, I have experienced countless things. Happy, sad, angry ... Over time, these things are gradually forgotten by me. There is only one thing that I will never forget. ? It was a sunny afternoon. After the first class, my friends and I left the classroom like birds out of the cage. On the playground, we played hide-and-seek games. I volunteered to be the catcher, and my friends covered my eyes with red scarves. Suddenly, it was dark in front of me, and I could only scratch, but I didn't succeed once. ? Just when I felt tired and gradually lost confidence, a burst of footsteps came from far and near. Haha, everything comes to him who waits. When the opportunity comes, I'll just stop and stand quietly. Footsteps closer, closer ...? I felt the time was ripe, so I pounced on it. "ha! I finally caught it! " I cheered with joy. ? Who is it? I touch my head first, and I feel very tall and my ears are short. I thought to myself: Lu Yiwen is the tallest in our class, and she has short hair. It's her! ? When I made up my mind, I shouted, "Lv Yiwen, it's you!" Hurriedly tore off the red scarf and saw that I was blindsided and turned out to be a teacher! My face suddenly flushed, and I stood there, at a loss. ? "Is Lv Yiwen as tall as me?" The teacher asked with a smile. After listening to this sentence, I seemed to have been pardoned, and immediately fled back to the classroom in confusion. The laughter of gloating friends came from behind. I'm so embarrassed that I wish there was a crack in the ground for me to get in. ? Although it has been a long time, I am still very embarrassed to think about it. Composition 2: "An embarrassing thing about [excellent composition]" 6 words
Everyone has an embarrassing thing, but today I "bumped into it". It's sunny today, and it's ridiculous that I played catch-up games with my classmates at school. I think I may be rejuvenated. YLe = "font-size:? 12px; ">, after all, I'm in the first grade, and I'm still so naive.
when I was guessing, I actually-lost, and three games! They ran away from insidious smile, which made me very angry. I will win at least one game! But I have to admit it. "Don't think that I am easy to provoke, wait!" I thought to myself. See my scud a pile, then rushed to have run away.
Suddenly, my "sight" was found and locked my deskmate. I sped up, followed closely and threatened him. But he was as distant as a rocket, and after a few minutes, he still had the strength to speed up. But I was so tired that my bones were almost scattered, so I had to find someone else.
I looked around and found him-the fat man in my class-Ma Chenhui. I dashed up, and when he saw me, he turned around and ran, so the race between the thin man and the fat man began. After a long time, the result was-still not caught.
"ah! Oh, my god, do you have any justice! All of them are rockets! Is god cheating me? oh, my god Buddha! If you are there, will you show your spirit? " I complain a lot.
Suddenly, a footstool slowly approached me behind me, three meters, two meters five, two meters, one meter five ... "Ha ha ha! It was actually delivered to the door. " I grabbed the old class's clothes with lightning speed, and the classmates who played with me scared away. I also stayed. The old class said angrily to me, "Don't let go!" " After that, I was completely ruined by education.
Back in class, those classmates who played with me just now laughed at me. It was really embarrassing and furious that day. Composition 3: An Embarrassing Thing in the Fifth Grade of Primary School 8 words
An Embarrassing Thing in the Fifth Grade of Primary School
As a leader in public transportation, bus IC card is deeply loved by people, but it also has some defects, such as no money on the IC card, no money on me, and something urgent. This happened to me today.
at about 9: 3 this morning, I waited for the No.5 bus at the station, but I waited for more than ten minutes and it didn't come, so I felt very abnormal. At 9: 45, the No.5 bus slowly pulled into the station, and it was very crowded. It seems that it was two cars. There are also many people catching the No.5 bus at the station. The crowd swarmed to the No.5 bus, leaving me far behind. There were two people, one person, and it was my turn, but the driver shouted, "I can't sit down, catch the next bus ~" Several people at the door were squeezed down, and the driver immediately closed the door and left. "Damn, I've already invested ~" said an old man. I'm also very annoyed. "If I don't catch the bus, I'll be late ~"
Fortunately, the next bus followed, and it was less than two minutes' walk from the previous one: "It's unfortunate that this bus came so soon. This time, I didn't blindly crowd, and stood still at the estimated position. Soon, the bus came into the station, and many people ran to the No.5 bus. Why didn't it respond? "I brushed it again. I noticed that
I looked at the LED display and saw a string of English words on it. Because of the high speed, I only saw a card, which means card. Just as the driver was watching it, he said," There is no money on the card. Coin. " My eyes widened in surprise. "There is no money ~" But I immediately calmed down and put in the one-yuan pocket money my mother bought for snacks-because I was going to be late for school.
Two hours passed, and the class was over. However, how could I get back? At this moment, a friend gave me an idea, and I acted according to his plan. I casually went to the station to wait for the bus. When the bus came, I rushed into the bus. I took out my bus card and brushed it. "Well," I pretended to be surprised, and the driver said, "No money?" I knew he wanted to say "coin-operated", so I immediately interrupted him: "But I don't have any money either ~" The driver said helplessly, "Let's go." My face was as red as cooked shrimp, and it was so hot that I finally got off the bus. I got off the bus with my head down and walked home quickly for fear of losing face when I met an acquaintance.
Hey, before the next trip, be sure to check whether there is enough money on the bus card ~
Yu Xiao Class 54: Meng Yukai
Instructor: Yi Xiaohua Composition 4: "Composition for the Sixth Grade of Primary School: An Embarrassing Thing" 9 words
Composition for the Sixth Grade of Primary School: An Embarrassing Thing
Bus IC Card as a leader in public transportation. This happened to me today.
at about 9: 3 this morning, I waited for the No.5 bus at the station, but I waited for more than ten minutes and it didn't come, so I felt very abnormal. At 9: 45, the No.5 bus slowly pulled into the station. It was so crowded that it looked like there were usually two cars. At this time, there are also many people who catch the No.5 bus at this station. The crowd swarmed to the No.5 bus, leaving me far behind. There were two people in the long queue, but the driver shouted, "I can't sit down, catch the next trip ~" Several people at the door were squeezed down, and the driver immediately closed the door and left. "Damn, I've already invested ~" said an old man. I am also very annoyed. "If I miss the bus again, I will be late ~"
Fortunately, the next bus is coming soon, and I am extremely happy: "It's a great misfortune that this bus came so soon." This time, I don't crowd blindly, but stand still at the estimated parking position. Soon, the bus came into the station, and many people ran to the No.5 bus, but the No.5 bus came from Xiangqian Che and stopped at my estimated position. I went straight in and swiped the bus IC card: "Hey, why didn't it respond?" I swiped it again. I noticed that
I looked at the LED display screen and saw a string of English words on it. Because of the high speed, I only saw a card (. My eyes widened in surprise. "There is no money ~" But I immediately calmed down and put in the only one yuan pocket money that my mother bought me snacks?
two hours have passed and class is over. However, how can I get back? At this moment, a friend gave me an idea, and I made it act according to his plan. As if nothing had happened, I went to the station to wait for the bus. When the bus came, I got on it. I took out my bus card and pretended to brush it. "Well," I pretended to be surprised, and the driver said, "No money?" I knew he wanted to say "coin-operated" and I immediately interrupted him: "But I don't have any money either ~" The driver said helplessly, "Let's go, let's go ~" My face was as red as cooked shrimp, and it was extremely hot. Finally, it was time to get off the bus. I got off the bus with my head down and walked home quickly, for fear of losing face when I met an acquaintance.
Students, we must learn to make preparations in advance, so as to avoid embarrassing things like mine today.
Class 6 and Class 4, Yuying Primary School: Meng Yukai
Instructor: Yi Xiaohua's composition 5: "An embarrassing thing" 7 words
An embarrassing thing is often said to be uncomfortable. But what it is, I haven't felt it before. But since I experienced that incident, I really realized the "embarrassment" that can't be described in words. At that time, I took a bus to Wuxi Children's Palace to have a dance class, which was just in time for the rush hour. To tell the truth, if it weren't for learning dance, I really wouldn't want to squeeze into this crowded car ... Oh, get on! I finally got into the car, and with the crowd, I finally found a place to live. Holding the handrail, people stood hard. Look, standing next to me is an old woman: she is carrying a package, her face is flushed and she is struggling to breathe. I saw that she was a little untenable and wanted to help her, but I stood in it myself and could do nothing. Look, on the seat next to grandma, there is a junior high school student. He is "enjoying" the scenery outside the window with headphones in his ears and chewing gum in his mouth, as if everything in the carriage has nothing to do with him. The car was driving, and suddenly came to a screeching halt. The grandmother lost her footing and stumbled on the junior high school students. The junior high school student turned his body a little, pretending as if nothing had happened, and turned his head out of the window, his feet still beating on the ground. At this point, the grandmother reluctantly stood up and sighed ... The car continued to move forward. At this time, the people in the carriage swayed with the car, as if they were dancing yangko, twitching left and right. Suddenly, the red light came on, and the car suddenly stopped. Grandma fell heavily on junior high school students again. This time, junior high school students were in a hurry, staring at their eyes, reaching out and pushing grandma. Grandma almost fell down ... I couldn't stand it any longer, so I said to junior high school students, "Grandma is standing so uncomfortable, so instead of giving up her seat, you pushed her?" Too ... "But before I finished, the grandmother said," I made my grandson sit there. You are such a nosy child! " "Ah?" At this point, I was surprised and embarrassed ... Am I meddling again? Suddenly, I found that all the people in the car gave me strange eyes. My face turned red, and I felt that the car was driving so slowly that time seemed to freeze. I couldn't wait to find a seam to drill down ... It's the stop at last! I ran off without waiting for the car to stop ... Although it has been a few days, every time I think about it, I feel extremely embarrassed ... Composition 6: An Embarrassing Thing 1 words
An embarrassing thing
An embarrassing thing will happen to everyone. On that day, I don't know what bad luck I had, but I also met one. Although it has been a long time, it still makes me uncomfortable when I think about it.
as we all know, ten minutes between classes is very valuable. We should not only prepare well for the next class, but also take a break from work for a while. At that time, our classroom was on the second floor, and students were afraid of going upstairs and downstairs to delay time, so they often hid upstairs to play after class, and dared not move freely all over the playground as in the past.
that day, it was very hot, and unfortunately, the electricity was cut off again. Some students shouted as soon as class was over. Ah! It's so hot, amen! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! ? The students felt the same way when they heard it, so the classroom immediately groaned.
am I in? Protest? The team. Side? Protest? , while flipping through books. Suddenly, a brilliant idea occurred to me. So, for those? Defeated soldiers? Shout:? Go to the corridor to play' touch the blind', and come with this young lady if you want to play! ?
This method is really effective. Female students seem to be injected with stimulants and suddenly feel refreshed. Some cheeky male students followed. I sneered at them a few times, and they? With your tail between your legs? Slipped away, and the mess made the female students clap their hands happily.
look at the girls. Enthusiasm? As soon as I got hot in my head, I said heroically: I'll be blind! ? When the words are spoken, there is some regret. However, the students caught me and never let go again. I had to take the consequences and cover my eyes with a red scarf.
everything around me is dyed red. Like a headless fly, I stretched out my hands and searched aimlessly. Suddenly, I felt it? Prey? , her hands on her hips, 1
fixed motionless. Who is this? I must be afraid that I would recognize her voice, otherwise I would be so nervous that my breathing would get thicker. Touch her figure again, it's very tall! ? Yu Wenjing! ? I blurted out with excitement. It's strange that the surroundings are as silent as a cicada. I thought: they must be afraid! So he proudly took off his red scarf and said loudly: Am I good? ?
ouch! I almost had a heart attack, because I caught the head teacher, Miss Sun. Just now, my pride suddenly ran away, and my face was on fire, boiling hot. I saw Mr. Sun looking at me quietly. I think I'm dead. I really want to find a crack in the ground. My classmates looked at me sympathetically and whispered to each other. They must be saying that my fate will be miserable. But Mr. Sun has a lot, so let me go. She said to us:? The in-class exam is coming soon, so go back and prepare! ? I immediately ran to the classroom without looking back. Well, I think it must have been very embarrassing then.
God bless, I hope this embarrassing thing won't happen to me again. (Author: Huang Yan, a student in Class Two, Grade Five, Lighthouse Primary School)
(Instructor: Zhang Haiyan)
(Teacher's comment: What the author wrote in the exercise was personally experienced by the little author. Taking her own psychological changes as a clue, she wrote the embarrassing mood of meeting the teacher in the game with twists and turns, which was really natural and made people laugh. It can be seen that the little things in life are good writing materials as long as you pay attention to observation. )
2 Composition 7: "An Embarrassing Thing" 9 words
An Embarrassing Thing
An Embarrassing Thing &  ;
          Presumably, everyone has experienced a lot of embarrassment.
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