Space is funny.

Space is funny. Tell me about the classic article 1. Where you are not, you are wandering.

2. "What is more difficult than the eight-year war of resistance and the nine-year compulsory education?"

You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.

If you are not blind, don't distinguish me from others.

Life is like a play. Without the guidance of gossip, life is like a stagnant pool.

When I first saw you, my eyes became the brightest star in the night sky.

7. I never hold grudges. I usually hold grudges, so I reported it on the spot.

8. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can give you trouble.

No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me well.

10. If you talk about me behind my back, it only shows that my life is obviously much more wonderful than yours.

1 1. I can give you enough face and mouth.

12. Now sitting on the bench in this weather tells you what is cool and what is flying.

13. "I really want to bury my face in your furry coat. It must be very soft and comfortable. "

14. When you hate a person to the extreme, you may even think that the cigarette butts he stubbed out are not suitable for your trash can.

15. To be an excellent male ticket, you only need to do eight words: Bank of America is right to buy a baby.

I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years.

2. It's this embarrassing season again. In the street, a man in a shirt and a man in a cotton-padded jacket passed by, looked at each other, and then both said SB in their hearts.

It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phone, which scared me to start running and playing.

Korean girls come in through the front door in class, while China girls come in through the back door to express their dissatisfaction.

The lovely me has already disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

6. When girls receive bragging from uninterested boys, they can turn the tide in time!

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

8. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone really valued me.

9. As long as I put on my school uniform, I dare to sit on any dirty ground.

10. For those who like to talk and write "Good night to the world" before going to bed, I want to ask "Is the time difference really okay?" .

1 1. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

12. Homework Jun, when I grow up, I must find a husband like you to accompany me every day. I hit you and scolded you, but you never left me.

13. "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

14. I wish I could suddenly call and let me go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

15. "What is the worst racial discrimination you have ever seen?" "56 ethnic groups, 55 points."

Tell the latest article 1 in a humorous way. Every time we chat with friends, we feel like two mall security guards with walkie-talkies

If ugliness can be eaten as food, it can feed/kloc-0.3 billion people to death.

I like teachers who talk nonsense in class, but I hate teachers who talk nonsense after class.

4. I took the bus today and listened to a couple. Woman: "How long will you love me?" Man: "I will love you until the wolf finishes eating the sheep in the sheep village!" " "Wocao, I was shocked, this is much better than what the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

6. "What should I pay attention to when selling Meng?" "pay attention to appearance"

7. Learning Japanese is mostly watching cartoons, learning Korean is mostly idolizing, learning French is mostly pretending to be literary, and learning English is mostly pretending.

8. When people say they hate me, I immediately laugh, which makes you unhappy and makes me feel very happy.

9. After you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.

10. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

1 1. "What eight words can make men rain or shine?" "Come and drink, all women!"

12. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

13. "Say, what else can you eat?" "I will still be hungry."

14. People rely on looks, routines and burning money to fall in love, while I rely on blind date.

15. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

16. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; If you are excited, we even have children!

17. Don't blame your partner for being too strict with you. We don't even have partners.

18. People who say that girls won't admit that they are wrong are lying with their eyes open, so my wife confessed to me: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have married you in the first place!"

19. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

20. What's wrong with my short stature? I am short. What's the matter? I am short. What's the matter? I'm short, you can't even lift your head in front of me!

Talking about funny humor in space

Talking about funny humor in space

1. Be patient or cruel.

2. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions.

3. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

The higher the online rate, the more lonely this person is.

Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are.

6. I can put your words in the oil pan and squeeze out the oil! What a terrible fool an educated fool is.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

8. Dreams won't come true because they are unrealistic.

9. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

10. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

1 1. I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and your bitch doesn't have to keep sending it to me.

12. It is not enough to have a pair of eyes to find beauty. The key is that your eyes must be able to find your ugliness.

13. When love turns into marriage, it is nothing more than slowly turning feelings into endurance, which may be mixed with unpredictable endurance.

14. Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper …

15. Some people's love is just a kind of "emotion at that time". If the other person mistook this emotion for long-term love, it would be naive.

16. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

17. If we can't be together, it means that we have no fate. Since there is no fate, there is nothing to regret and we can't be together.

18. How to know the world without being secular?

19. What makes us psychologically miserable is not the thing itself, but our thoughts about it and the stories fabricated around it.

20. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

2 1. Joy is as short as fireworks, and feelings are as fragile as glass.

22. What I want is to eat instant noodles together and to drink soup with an open mind.

23. If you don't love, you have to love, which is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

24. Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye because you are not cultivated enough.

25. The smell of a woman lies in the smell of a man standing beside her.

26. The most successful thing in a woman's life is to choose the right man.

27. When you see through it, pretend you don't know.

28. If you eat it, you will never spit it out again, so think about love before you eat it.

29. You can disagree, but learn to respect.

30. I have no pot. If I knew, I would stew you.

3 1. If you don't harm people, you will contribute to society.

32. Hit what you should! Don't break your heart.

33. It's all tap water, so it's pure for your mother.

34. History, only the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

35. You are in my heart, then slowly you run into my stomach, then I digest you, then you run into my large intestine, and finally you become a fart.

Humorous space to talk about.

1. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil. 2, trees are easy to attract the wind, and most people touch their chests.

3. I have been unrestrained for a long time and can't find the direction of reservation.

4. Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still be successful.

5. Follow the track of memory and find your footprint.

6. I called my date and she answered.

I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.

8, twinkling stars, foxes all over the sky.

9, we tick, I will accompany you to the end of time.

10, premise of marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

1 1, you are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend their backs.

12, the last injury depends on how itchy your skin is.

13, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

14, it is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

15. Why are there fewer and fewer trees in China? Because there are too many homework papers!

16, who can not shoot for 90 minutes-China national football team

17, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

18, who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!

19, you should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

20. Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

2 1, my uncle said, he forbid you to exist in my aunt's heart.

22. Those who score higher than me are not necessarily bullies, but those who score lower than me are scum!

23. Don't let others call me funny, that's your exclusive.

24. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

25. Marriage is the grave of love. Without it, you will have no good end.

Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

28. Turning your face is faster than turning pages. I also understand that the pain is that you don't turn it over.

29, since you appeared, I just know, someone love is so beautiful.

30. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would throw you out.

3 1, how can a man say one thing and do another? You will wear a condom at a critical moment.

32. At noon on weeding day, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

33. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

34. Not many people wash their hearts, and there are feet all over the street. Virtue is rare, and beauty is everywhere.

35. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

36. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

37. I finally understand that I can't go back. People have to look at money when they are alive.

38. Life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I move slowly, who has seen me take a step back?

39. I love you: forever! Love till the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Love floods the Yellow River!

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

4 1. After the sports meeting, some people took the place and some people became expression packs.

42. If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

43. There was a match. I didn't wash my hair for a few days, and my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned it to death.

44. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

45. I saw you hide yourself with a leaf, but I smiled and brushed the dirt off you.

46. My current relationship is to accumulate experience for my son.

47. Sometimes I feel ugly, take out my ID card and find myself worrying too much.

48. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly taken away from you.

49. I thought I was evil. I didn't know until I met him that there are almost no people better than me.

50. Come here. There are three words hidden in my heart for a long time. Can you get out!

5 1, some things will be happier if you forget them. Don't tell me that. Hurry up and make up your homework.

52. My broken grades are no longer a drag on my class, and I have already broken my legs in the class.

53. Everyone has a guilty conscience, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

55. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.

56. I just want to say silently about long meat: don't blush, what's wrong with your chest!

57. I found a hundred dollars on the way and happily invited my roommate to eat the whole family bucket. Finally, I found out that the money was dropped by myself.

58. I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

If you meet me in heaven, please pretend you don't know me, because I will propose to you next time.

60. How does the computer say you are stupid in Chinese? The computer doesn't even know who is stupid. .

6 1, what's that noise? The quilt fell to the ground. Then why is it so loud? I am under the quilt.

62. My computer and I have a common language. When I am gentle with it, it will collapse. Makes me extremely excited.

63. Why do most people in China lie, and they are all professional? That's because they started writing in primary school.

64. I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know from the first name and surname, and finally back to the first name and surname.

65. Xueba: If only falling in love could be as simple as learning. Scum: If only learning could be as simple as falling in love.

66. If you like someone, go after him boldly. If you kiss him, he will be yours. What if I don't like you after kissing? So what? You kissed him anyway.

67. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

68. There is a kind of predestination, which becomes a landscape after letting go. Have a heart and stick to China is sincere. You see, I am close to heaven; You don't understand. I'm a passer-by

69. Don't feel great just because dozens of men are chasing you. There will be 22 men chasing a dirty football, and their only purpose is to shoot.

70. Your glance, like a crystal spring, flowed into my mind. It is more profound than poetry and more beautiful than painting, just like the morning of the new century in my life.

7 1, luminous glass of wine, I want to raise my glass to my friends. Looking up, you can't see the sky, you can't see the moon, and your head is long. Don't laugh when you are drunk in the wine field, but get drunk when you meet your bosom friend.

72. I asked my deskmate: If Ma Yun gave you 100 million yuan to eat, would you do it? Deskmate: I'm not bragging. I can eat Jack Ma bankrupt.

73. Share an experience of my online shopping: As long as you leave a message to the seller, I am a Virgo, then you will find that the things you send are definitely of the best quality!

74. The feeling of loving you is always so beautiful. Your gentle smiling face is my achilles heel. Love you, love you, no matter this life or the next, I will always love you.

75. Once I went to the hospital to see a doctor, the nurse said, touch your leg to see if you feel anything. When I touched it, I really felt it. The nurse blushed and said, touch your leg.

76. Today, we have experienced many twists and turns. Maybe there will be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever!

77. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Honey, choose one!

78. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

79. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? Therefore, it is understandable that there is no chest in the bra and no money in the wallet.

80. There is a sentimental buddy. One day, he was lovelorn. A man stood under a tree and said, hey, I'm in a bad mood, and even the air smells bad. . . An old man sweeping the floor behind said, sorry, young man, you stepped on shit!