Humorous love sentences (46 selected sentences)

2, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless!

I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

4. Wife: I won't kill you or scold you. My plan is to kill you.

Honey, your leg must be very painful, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day!

6. In this life, if I can only realize one wish, I want to hold you by my side.

7. I am cow dung, you are a flower, you are tofu, and I am scum. We were a family 300 years ago.

8. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you a choice: a, miss you b, miss you c, miss you d, miss you e,

9, know helliphellip as ugly as you, just give it to someone as ugly as you, helliphellip, what do we do? I sacrificed.

10, sister, I love you. I touched you first with words, then with actions, bought you a diamond ring and married you a Mercedes!

1 1, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your fluffy hand! Honey. Let's walk upright!

12, you work and I am tired, you drink and I hurt my stomach, you are sad and I cry, you sleep and I cover myself, because I am your good baby.

13, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Take your furry hand and take a bite. Love makes us walk upright!

14, I love you more than Sima! I love you more than Zhuge Liang! To your heart, than Guan Yunchang! Why is it more interesting!

15, for me, please take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, wear when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy!

16, as God is my witness, my shadow follows you anytime and anywhere, and my eyes are always staring at you, damn it, I mean except taking a shower!

17, I can only describe your beauty with plants. Face is melon seeds, waist is willow, eyebrows are willow, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.

18, I miss you once a day, again and again, again and again. Love you again and again every day, again and again. Never change!

19, meeting you, two people are sweet and congenial; Kiss you, gentle and intoxicating; Hold your waist, I want to be happy; Hands together!

20, your gas field, I am stupid; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my wine; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.

2 1. Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world, and its history is even greater than Qiao Feng's eighteen palms, Duan Yu's six-pulse Excalibur and Ling Huchong's nine swords.

22. butterfly lovers, White Dress in the West Chamber, Stone Dress in the Red Chamber, Fox Dress in a Lonely Studio, Red Leaf Dress in Gu Style, Peach Blossom Dress in Cuihu, and Li. What about you and me?

23. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my short messages. You only have two choices. One is that your defense will be completely destroyed; The other is that you love me.

24. You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

I have a crush on you, but I have been afraid to tell you. This table is a little small. When I met you, my heart always thumped, and sometimes I even wanted to hold you.

26. Without me by your side. When it's cold, you should wear warm clothes, and when you're hungry, you should eat enough and have a good sleep. I was the only one in the dream. I have no choice!

27. You may not have noticed one thing. The toothbrush you gave me became my gift, and I was satisfied with it every time I used it. I will use it forever unless you give me another one.

28. The phone makes me breathless, and the text message is soft pressed. I will rinse it for you every three days and accompany you shopping until your legs are short. What are you doing for cheap flattery? You will take over the rest of your life.

29, red flowers and white gauze shy cheeks, smile and say a willing answer, hold your hand, bend my arm, and walk into a warm place called home.

30, you, you devil, let me be poisoned by your love, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The method is simple: give me your love!

3 1, I don't answer your phone, talk to you, reach out and hug you, stand in front of you without looking at you, lean against your chest without hugging you, stick to your mouth without kissing you. Helliphellip, this is the only thing I want to do.

I don't know what happened. Recently, I will think of you at any time. Am I in love with you? Tell me the answer. As the saying goes: the authorities are fascinated, and the onlookers are clear. You won't get lost!

My family name is me, and I love you! I miss you! A big name is to understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! The nickname is chasing you! My friend asked me to come to you! You can let me kiss you!

34. You are the cup that I kiss you when I drink water; You are the love on my pillow when I sleep. The stars in the sky are my tearful eyes when I miss you. The waning moon is my heart that split in two when I miss you!

35, love you for10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is ridiculous to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years is too long. Love you one after another, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength.

36. After receiving this message, you will be just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't answer, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, it will be mine in the next life!

37. Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will lose my strength. Love you is my career, you are my career, hug you is my career, kiss you is my career!

38. I think you can't think of it; Clothes have no shape; No one can feel it; Wherever you go, you are not welcome; Thinking about problems can't catch up with Lenin; Heart is thin, secretly stopped; Pneumonia is atypical!

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel down, but my ring is still in the safe. I can only send you text messages. I hope we never blow.

40. You are the sun in my heart, but you have gone down; You are the moon in my dream, but covered with clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You came to this world as Chang 'e, but you landed on your face first!

4 1. If my life is a mystery, you are the most important part. My world is doomed to be incomplete without you. So please stay with me forever, let my life be intact and let my life have no regrets.

42. Men pay without looking at the bill. He is chasing this woman; When he began to pay attention to the items on the bill, he had caught up with the woman; When he looked at the bill and complained that it was too expensive, his relationship with this woman was very stable.

43. Hello, I received your message asking you to be my girlfriend. I've been your boyfriend since you saw this message! Smile more and cry less; Love me more and scold me less; Kiss me more and hit me less; I am your sweetheart.

44. Love is a dish: put emotions into the pot of fate, pour the oil of happiness, sprinkle the sugar of happiness, pour a bottle of sour vinegar, add bitter salt and colored pepper, burn the bitter years and cook all kinds of flavors. This dish can be put on a plate.

45. When you are hungry, I am your meal; When you are thirsty, I am your water; When you are sick, I am your good medicine; When you are depressed, I am your punching bag; When you get married, I will be your lover! Marry me!

46, a red line holding fate, two of a kind, worried about the cottage, surrounded by rival in love, all kinds of coax you happy, anxious to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me, you are the only one for me.