520 humorous sentences

520’s humorous sentences 1

1. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

2. There is only Libai that does not hurt your hands, and there is no love that does not break up.

3. 520 I am not alone, I am just single.

4. No matter how many people you see, there will never be anyone like me.

5. The so-called heroes don’t care about the way out, and the bachelors don’t care about their age.

6. On every romantic Valentine’s Day, there is always no one around.

7. Does anyone collect idle treasures? Anyway, I am idle.

8. You were arrested on a charge of disturbing people's feelings.

9. Even though I am not single, I still spend Valentine’s Day alone.

10. It’s 520 today, I don’t know if anything will fall.

11. After all, a person who wants to be a rich woman cannot be held back by love.

12. I finally understand that happiness is to be enjoyed and suffering is to be shouldered.

13. Love can arrive late, but takeout cannot.

14. I feel relieved to see that you are all single.

15. The suffering you have suffered will always illuminate your way forward.

16. There are stars in the dark night and a breeze in the mountains. And I am empty-handed.

17. Selling oneself at a high price, without using one’s brain, is only for those who are interested.

18. I used to pursue love when I was ill, but now I am cured and only like money.

19. A hero does not care about his origin, and he does not care about his age when he is single.

20. The weather is hot, I am no longer a single dog, I am a hot dog.

21. Let me make it clear that I don’t want to fall in love, but no one wants me.

22. I don’t need a boyfriend/girlfriend because I’m too lazy to catch him.

23. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be single and poor.

24. I really want to say loudly: "___, it’s Valentine’s Day again."

25. It’s good to be single. Be good to whoever you want to be with.

26. If one person eats double portions, he will be twice as happy.

27. It doesn’t matter whether the baby is long or short, but you don’t care if the baby is single.

28. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a partner in summer, but watermelon is indispensable.

29. The stomach examination showed that it was all wine and not a single peanut.

30. High-end players play freely, less about love and more about fish.

31. Are you in love? I don’t worry if someone loves you.

32. I don’t believe in 520. I only believe in 502. One drop will last forever.

33. Others have sweet love, but I only have a round head.

34. The ugly talent is over 520, and the beautiful ones sell air conditioners.

35, 520? Isn’t this the day when I still spend money?

36. The other person rejected your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

37. Still a person, happy and comfortable.

38. I am fat and have no hope of being single.

39. When I am alone, I am lonely, so don’t be bitter to me.

40. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widowed from beginning to end.

41. You have made me so particular, and you tell me how to deal with it.

42. I wish you have love, and I have money!

43. My life is not easy either. Don’t always let me accommodate you.

44. Others will talk to someone for three years, but I will talk about it for three years.

45. What does my partner look like? 520’s humorous sentences 2

1. Whether there is a light bulb or not. It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not. The main thing is to observe love at a close distance.

2. There is a kind of sadness that says, if I reply to you, it will be a second, but if you reply to me, it will be reincarnation.

3. Games can accompany me for a lifetime. If you can too, then I will no longer play games, only play with you.

4. I wish you all a happy holiday. Please give me the flowers to hold more firmly. If the rose branch touches me, I will not be able to get up.

5. What the hell? Valentine's Day off! For a single like me, this is an unlucky day.

6. Everyone says that I am single, which is really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have twins? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

7. Don’t wait to express your love. We don’t even have it on April Fool’s Day. We are still counting on 520. Just go to sleep.

8. There used to be a girl in my class who wrote my name in her notebook every day. I thought she liked me, but later I found out that she was a member of the disciplinary committee.

9. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

10. Boring 520, those people are talking nonsense, talking nonsense, and tossing around. There is no such festival at all.

11. Let me announce that I just got my driver’s license today. Remember to be careful when you go out with your partner.

12. A good man sleeps with a woman repeatedly, and once he sleeps with her, he sleeps with her for a lifetime!

13. It doesn’t matter if no one gives you a 520 gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no.

14. Be mature, why don’t you spend Children’s Day with me?

15. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

16. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

17. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

18. Subject 4 clearly stipulates that spare tires cannot be used as normal tires.

19. No one will transfer money to you on Valentine's Day. You can ask me to transfer the money to me first, and then I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. Cooperate with changing the avatar and say sweet words to move you to death. That kind of thing, thank you! Just when you need me, I'm professional.

20. Valentine’s Day next week, but you have no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object Object you have no object no object no object no object.

21. If someone asks you who your partner is, just say it’s me, and I’ll take the blame.

22. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of lovers, and you are the only single one.

23. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I say what’s so big about this, I’ve been single since I was born.

24. In an avalanche, no snowflake is innocent. In the same way, none of you single women are innocent.

25. I am not afraid of spending 520 alone, but I am afraid of spending it with someone else.

26. Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. Don’t ask me why I’m single. It’s against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

27. 520 rents me out, playing the role of your girlfriend who is in a cold war with you. I don’t answer calls or reply to messages.

28. This is the most popular scam at present. To seduce you and strike up a conversation with her, she will have the opportunity to get to know you, then fall in love with you, trick you into getting married, and let you walk into the grave of love. Don’t Fooled brother.

29. Valentine’s Day is celebrated by myself, 520 is celebrated by myself, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam by myself.

30. Other people’s fairy tales are always romantic, but my fairy tales are always bleak.

31. As long as you are with your beloved husband, it is 520 every day. No matter it is May 20th or not, being together is the most true!

32. I can’t fall in love. If I’m with you, what will other boys do?

33. The one who will marry me in the future, Valentine’s Day is coming on 520, please do less sorry things to me.

34. I would like to recommend a must-see movie for you on Valentine's Day. The love between men and women is great, and the storyline is warm and romantic. This movie is called "Gone Girl". Finally, I wish you all a happy holiday.

35. Someone asked me to celebrate Valentine’s Day. I decisively refused. On such days, you have to enjoy solitude alone to be unique.

36. Don’t be so sad. You are not the only boy who can’t get me.

37.520 Don’t you even have anyone to transfer money to? Don't be sad! You can also forward it to me! I won't allow you to lose to anyone!

38. Forgot to report, I started falling in love yesterday! I really like a brother I've known for a long time. I don't have any frustrating words anymore, only sweet words. He is also very considerate of me. How happy I am. As for why I suddenly have a boyfriend? Because I copied everything.

39. Don’t be too competitive as a person, just be yourself. If you have to compare, then compare who got up early.

40. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

41. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch other people show their affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.

42. Stop being single all the time. By age, you should be a single turtle, by size, you should be a single pig, and by IQ, you should be a single fool.

43. It’s going to be 520 soon. If any 250 shows affection to me, I will seal his mouth with 502.

44. Today’s diary, it rained on May 20th. Just like 520 in previous years, I am still alone, neither surprised nor happy.

45. As long as I post 520 on Moments, everyone will remember that I am single again.

46. Someone just asked me to go out for Valentine’s Day, but I decisively rejected him. In extraordinary times, it is okay to deceive my feelings, but not to kill me!

47. Why are other people’s little milk dogs and little wolfdogs, but mine are just dogs?

48. In this second, at least 60,000 people are kissing and at least 200,000 people are hugging, but you are reading my circle of friends. You are so miserable.

49. Waiting is not for you to come back, but to find an excuse not to leave.

50. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Valentine’s Day the year before last, I was single on Valentine’s Day last year, and I am still single on Valentine’s Day this year. 520’s humorous sentences 3

1. The ugly person has found someone to make do with, but the beautiful me still adheres to my principles and remains single.

2. An interesting single is better than a makeshift love.

3. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of couples, and you are the only single dog.

4. Today, the original single flower is still blooming.

5. I, the great devil, apply to be your gummy bear.

6. 520 is here, and I also want to be with someone. If I have a partner, I don’t want it, because I’m afraid of being beaten. If I don’t have a partner, I don’t want it. If others don’t want it, I don’t want it either.

7. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it cannot change the fact that I am single.

8. Apart from marrying you and transferring money, saying that I like you or miss you are all lies. It is better to pay a huge sum of money than to ask for help.

9. Rich people eventually get married, and poor people see it with their own eyes. I saw it very clearly on the tricycle.

10. On Valentine’s Day, I suggest that you don’t show off your gifts. Instead, you can show off your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe they have the same style, or there may be popular ones.

11. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I have recorded this bloody feud.

12. Stop being single all the time. By age, you should be a single turtle, by size, you should be a single pig, and by IQ, you should be a single fool.

13. Children, do you have many questions? Why is it Valentine’s Day and no one wants you?

14. Drink the lonely wine and blow the wind of freedom.

15. Many girls are troubled by what gifts to give on Valentine’s Day. Give your boyfriend to me and I will take on the trouble.

16. If you are poor, you can benefit yourself; if you are prosperous, you can help the world.

17. I’ll get the roses tomorrow. If I get pricked by a rose, I won’t be able to get up without 10 million.

18. The boat of friendship capsizes at every turn, and the giant ship of love sinks at every turn. Only the single boat remains standing.

19. Tomorrow is "520". Do you need someone to play your 520 friend? It doesn't matter if you have money or not. The main thing is that I love performing.

20. It’s 520 again, and some friends are being urged to get married by their parents. If you don’t have a partner yet, you can consider me. I will be your dad and I will not rush you.

21. I wish my boyfriend a happy "520". Since I don't have a boyfriend, I won't send it privately.

22. Transfer 520 yuan to me on May 20th, and you will receive my 1314 transfer on March 14th, and you will definitely make money without losing money.

23. Give you time to think carefully about whether you want to spend 520 with me. If you like me, it’s useless. I like work and work makes me happy. I hope my leader can see this.

24. Ugly people are worth more than 520, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

25. Send me a location and I will see where my heart goes.

26. I finally ended being single for half a year and started being single for more than half a year.

27. Unexpectedly, this year, the first person to peel an apple for me would be Ukyo Tachibana.

28. If a dog lives to your age, it will be gone. You should be a single turtle.

29. There are crowds of people coming and going, self-respect, self-love and freedom.

30. Don’t be anxious, the best will always appear when you least expect it.

31. I was at school, holding hands with my boyfriend and taking a walk. I was at school, and it was time to make dinner.

32. Children, do you have a lot of question marks and no one wants you in your twenties?

33. When I left the house after class, I saw someone else’s boyfriend waiting at the door with a coat and milk tea. It was also the evening class. Which link went wrong? I'm cold too!

34. Don’t worry, 520 there will always be a boy who will walk up to you with a bouquet of flowers in his hand, and then say to you gently: Sorry, give up.

35. I’ll teach you the most effective way to get out of a single relationship and become my wife.

36. You ignore me now, but you can’t reach me in the future.

37. Don’t post chocolate and flower gifts in your circle of friends today. Post them to your boyfriend and see if there may be the same style or even a popular one.

38. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch other people show off their affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.

39. You should love this mountain, this water, all things in the world, as well as flowers and yourself, instead of sticking to small loves and not letting yourself go.

40. Does anyone collect idle treasures? Anyway, I am idle.

41. I have never been firmly chosen by anyone, except for Miyamoto Musashi’s ultimate move.

42. I don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch others show off their affection.

43. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurt the singles. That is your singles’ business. We singles can only eat two.

44. Your Valentine’s Day is my Valentine’s Day.

45. A wise man does not fall in love, and a fool is trapped by love.