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Asking for love is a classic line that begins with confession.

1. I like you, and my liking for you has not changed since high school, but I dare to boldly express my feelings for you and let you know, because you have always been Being alone, with no other girls around me, you made me completely give up.

2. Ou Haochen, I like you! My brain, heart, and every organ in my body are saying I love you~.

3. It must be done. Yes, people like me rely on means to get what they want, so what? I don’t have the good fortune to wait for God to show mercy, and I don’t have the time to feel sorry for myself. "Being broken up in love is not the end of the world." The sun will rise tomorrow and the world will not stop for anyone. Therefore, we should not stay in one place for too long.

4. But in "Love Begins with Confession", he changed to the Korean Wave route. Han Fei seems to be going his own way at first, but he is actually humorous and warm: "I tell you, people who don't value technology will be eliminated by the times even if they cheat! Look, these are the latest technological cheating methods, remote signal control, absolute simulation, concealment Safe, the price is fair..." "You are indeed a fish. For more than seven seconds, the whole world restarts in your heart! Have you forgotten what we said yesterday? I want to turn you into a man. -Lord! ""Although we have put in so much effort, it is a pity to give up halfway, but as long as you are happy, it doesn't matter. There will definitely be a prince who spots your flip-flops in the crowd, and he will see you. What a good girl, I will cherish you.” Some viewers have been calling on Weibo, “Let Guan Gu speak more and be more lively!”

5. I am just a foil. Your piano is the star. The protagonist is perfect, and the supporting characters are even more at home.

6. As long as there is an audience in the audience, I will continue to perform

7. Do you know the other name of "One Thousand and One Nights"? It’s called Arabian Nights. If your Chinese is not good, I can explain it to you, describe the absurd and impossible things. (Sneering) For example, if you want me to like you, it is simply a fantasy. Got it?

8. In "Love Begins from Confession", although Shangguan Yi played by Zhao Ji is still a wealthy daughter, she is no longer simple, well-behaved, and no longer scheming. She is very Confidence: "You should ask him if he can chase me." She is no longer weak and weak in the face of setbacks, and no longer chooses to escape: "No need. Yes, people like me rely on means to fight for what they want. Yes, so what? I don’t have the luxury of waiting for God to take mercy on me, and I don’t have the time to feel sorry for myself.” “Broken love is not the end of the world. The sun will still rise tomorrow, and the world will not be affected by anything. People stop. So, let’s not stop in one place for too long.”

9. Well, the early crush train has finally arrived at the last stop. That is to say your love! ah! So fast! Do you want to wait until the next life to talk about it? Early on, you have been preparing for three years. Didn't you study for the college entrance examination day and night just to get into the same university as Ou Haochen? yes! Although I just passed the museum line, it is already a miracle to appear in your body

10. The nine hundred and ninety-eighth day of falling in love with Ou Haochen has almost reached the thousandth day of my crush on Ou Haochen before I know it. It’s the anniversary of the day. Time flies really fast, yesterday I went diving to fulfill my wish. Thank God, a clumsy person like me can get into SNU. I can become classmates with Ou Haochen again. Could this be Cupid's will?

11. When I was diving yesterday, I was very uneasy, but I kept thinking about Ou Haochen, who was watching me from below. At that moment, my heart was filled with courage. I jumped down with him! At that moment, I felt so happy! I am passionate about everything for three minutes, and the only thing that persists is that I like Ou Haochen! After confessing on this 1000th anniversary day, I hope I can have such happiness forever!

12. It’s you! What a coincidence? Meet you here again. Do you also like this author's books? Um. Especially the locked room murder case in his last book. So wonderfully written! I also liked that case very much. When I saw the ending, I suddenly realized that the murderer was the most inconspicuous person. Oh, right! The movie adapted from this book will be released soon. I don’t know if you have...yes! What do you have? I mean I'm free.

13. Chi Zaozao, do you have confidence? have. Louder! have. very good! Look at my ultimate method for chasing men, I guarantee you to win in three moves! Which three tricks? The first step is to have a perfect encounter. Just like in many movies, the hero and heroine have a spark of love when they meet for the first time.

14. It has been three years, and I never thought that my unrequited love would end in this way...Chi Zaozao, accept the reality!

15. I really want to hold your hands and say nothing. Stare at me with your single eyelids, like a deep well, drowning me instantly...

16. Don't eat eggs? You don't eat eggs? How could anyone not eat eggs? Let me tell you, eggs are the most nutritious, and you don’t need too many eggs, just one a day is enough!

17. Falling out of love is not the end of the world. The sun will rise tomorrow and the world will not stop for anyone. Therefore, we should not stay in one place for too long. In fact, love is time-sensitive, and it is impossible to meet her too early or too late. If I met her in another time or space, the ending might be different.

18. Even if there is a whole world between us, as long as we take a step closer to each other every day, I feel that one day I will definitely be able to hold your hand. Now I realize that all this is an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't get to you, because you are still standing there---

19. I am so scared! When I just went downstairs to drink water, I suddenly saw your house. There was a black shadow passing behind the courtyard. I wonder if it was a human or a ghost?

20. Because I accidentally broke into your private territory; because I got you into trouble and was criticized by everyone. So I don’t deserve privacy or secrets! Can you use such a move to destroy someone else's carefully guarded secret? Is this your double standard, Ou Haochen?