Are there any funny jokes? Don't make cold jokes.

Zhao si: what a treasure! Take a bath in the swimming pool. No!

Song Xiaobao: No, they said that the water in the swimming pool was always buried, and someone peed in it!

Zhao si: they pee our quilts!

Song Xiaobao: ...

Zhao Si left at noon and called in the afternoon ~

Zhao Si: Bao! Have you got 2 yuan?

Song Xiaobao: Why did you drop it?

Zhao Si: Someone caught peeing in the swimming pool.

Song Xiaobao: Why didn't others catch it?

Zhao Si: Everyone is old, and they all pee in the water.

Song Xiaobao: Then where did you pee?

Zhao Si: Standing on the platform to pee ... < p Do you have 4 yuan in your pocket ~

Song Xiaobao: Why is the price still rising?

Zhao Si: Someone caught you again.

Song Xiaobao: Where did you pee this time?

Zhao Si: In the water.

Song Xiaobao: Why did you catch you in the water?

Zhao Si: It was lit yesterday! It's brown and yellow, and it's like a plane pulling a wire after swimming in front.

Zhao si: Bao, do you have 1 yuan in your pocket?

Song Xiaobao: Uncle, do people have to catch it twice to pee?

Zhao si: no, not this time.

Song Xiaobao: Then why do you have to go over Doni?

Zhao si: that's nothing. I thought you should catch it once when you pee, and you should catch it once when you pee. You can still care about me this time if I fart!

Song Xiaobao: What swimming pool? Fart and pay a fine?

Zhao si: no, well, it's too strong, and it's coming out. ...