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What is the experience of northerners going to the bathhouse for the New Year?
I just took a bath in the big bathhouse yesterday.
It's really cold recently It snowed heavily after the New Year, and the temperature was several degrees below zero.
After the New Year, besides visiting relatives and friends, I also took a bath with a group of friends.
A group of people went to the bathhouse noisily. The dressing rooms come and go, some have just taken a shower, some are getting dressed, some are blowing their hair, and some are cupping.
Take off your clothes, put them in the cupboard, lock them, and then bring toiletries. A group of people rushed to the bathroom. In a big pool on the right, people in twos and threes are chatting while taking a shower. A row of shower heads on the left, people in twos and threes are taking a bath. In front of the right is a small sauna room, and next to the pool are several beds, on which several people lie careless and let the bath workers play.
We rushed down the shower, smiled and jumped into the big pool to take a bath and chat until we were sweating and drove away the cold of a winter.
Then one by one, they lay in bed and took a bath. It is so comfortable that I can't describe it. Then I went to the shower head to wash my body and hair, and a group of people rushed to the dressing room to queue up and pull out a cupping. Then get dressed and it's over.
People come and go in the bathhouse, and at most they don't wear clothes, which is comfortable and comfortable.
This feeling can make you miss a spring, summer and autumn.
What happened? I come from Sichuan. Girlfriend's first Chinese New Year. Her family lives in Hebei. The next day, my prospective father-in-law, brother-in-law and brother-in-law dragged me to the bathhouse. When they saw the photo of the bath, they were too scared to rub it. I took a casual bath for a while, and then ran outside to lie in the hall and watch TV. Laughed by my family for a whole year.
When I was a child, it hurt to go to the bathhouse and let others rub it for me. Now it's all right. It's just that I feel like meat on the chopping block when I'm lying in bed and being rubbed by others (hahaha, everything goes well)
Generally speaking, it's ok, very relaxed. I was too lazy to rub my back, so I paid someone else to rub it for me. After taking a shower, soak for a while and feel relaxed and comfortable.
Because I was fat, the two bathers didn't rub it for me, and the slippers flew all over the floor. Then I stood up and thanked them for giving me the courage to lose weight.
I haven't wiped it for a year. Tell the bath master to be mentally prepared. The master said, I have seen the thick mud, don't worry! Later the bath master said, young man, you have gone too far.
After taking a shower, I feel comfortable all over, as if I have lost a lot of weight (a middleman who goes to school in the south, his hometown is at the north-south boundary, and it is hot in Leng Xia in winter).
I feel like every time I finish rubbing. I have lost several pounds.
Bathers are very professional, and they are gentle every time they bathe their private parts. Think about me, a 40-year-old middle-aged man, who will be stimulated to the sky and drunk!
You will feel warm and comfortable. After taking a bath in the big bathhouse, you will not only be clean, but also feel much better and warm in the cold. Taking a bath in the big bathhouse in the north is really a very comfortable feeling. There is nothing to hide. Everyone is more open.
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