Philosophical joke

1. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

3. What is maturity? Your mother didn't force you, so you put on long pants. What is youth? You care about you, but you are still long pants.

After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, no one knows anyone, and send them all to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

Legend has it that there are two kinds of people left in love, one is a man without money and the other is a woman who can't pretend.

6. A woman has the pain of her father when she was a child, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

7. Young man, having no money now is nothing, and there will be many days without money in the future.

8. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

9. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

10. Love is like cold air. It always comes suddenly when you think the sunshine is warm as spring, which makes you unprepared.