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As a pioneer, with this explanation, I want to point out that these descriptions were said by three people. Me, jasvinder and Wu, this plane is from China's homepage. This is a joke, please don't have bad feelings?

1. jasvinder- Love-hate relationship-hate blacks and India-hate Curry (even if it doesn't exist)-wear a headscarf-tried to push Cameron out of bed last night.

2. John-lover Janet-neoconservative, but also a prostitute-drooling while sleeping, he didn't shave Janet last night.

3. Spencer-All the China students who were a little crazy last night really wrote that they refused to sleep.

Wu-very beautiful-likes fooling around with old men (that is, teachers)-slept with him last night.

Stephanie-everything Wu wants-beautiful-everyone likes her-smart Hermione looks like she was on the floor last Saturday.

6. Kevin sketchball claims: smoking, drinking-women-attraction-who knows what he did last night

7. Janet-John, the novel lover-wore braces-slept with John last night.

8. Tim climbed up to Max-courageous-looking like an autonomous hunting hat, leaning to one side-kettle-carrying a big red fan. We wonder what he did last night?

9. Cameron-It was a bit weird at that time. I'm afraid Andrew Baker had slept with Jasmine.

10. Will-neoconservatism-interesting-but not an asshole-did nothing last night?

1 1. Nikita-IQ 1- Tight legs-Screw up and make up for it-But I bought it from s kymall on the plane ...? What you bought last night and Molly?