Buyer's joke

Smile at the book: you are howling.

Youzi4: It's misspelled. I mean, how are you?

Smile at the book: not bad.

Wanderer 4: Who is it?

Laughing book: northwest.

Is it cold there too?

Smiling at the book: snow is flying all over the sky, and the cold wind is like a knife.

Wanderer 4: What's your name?

Smile at a book: Smile at a book.

Wanderer 4: I mean my real name.

Smile at the book: there is one on QQ.

Wanderer 4: Say it, will you?

Smile at the book: why do you want to say it?

Wanderer 4: Let's get this straight.

Smile at the book: what should I do?

Because I asked.

Smile at the book: can't you just say what you ask?

Wanderer 4: I'm not a bad person.

Ridiculous book: Did the bad guys label it?

No. But I'm a good man.

Smile at the book: Please send me the certificate of being a good person.

No. But you say this to show your sincerity in making friends.

Smile at the book: xiaowangshu^_^

Youzi4: How about sweating?

Smile at the book: I don't sweat when typing.

I mean typing your name.

Smile at the book: Does my name annoy you?

Wanderer 4: No.

Smile at the book: Then why did you type my name?

Wanderer 4: I mean typing.

Smile at the book: which word bothers you?

Wanderer 4: OK, tell me your phone number.

Smile at the book: plastic, red.

No, I want you to give me your phone number.

Smile at the book: I still need my mobile phone at home. You want to buy it yourself.

No, I want you to give me your phone number.

Laughter book: Did the phone call come out? I thought it was made by the factory.

No, I want your phone number.

Smile at the book: embedded in the phone, can't take it off.

Wanderer 4: What's your phone number?

Twelve, ten numeric keys, a diagonal key and a pound key.

Wanderer 4: I asked what the phone number was.

Smile at the book: from 1 to 9, with 0 at the back.

Wanderer 4: I'm devastated!

Smile at the book: what happened to you

Wanderer 4: No.

Smile at the book: Why did it collapse? Terminal illness?

I can't ask your phone number.

Smile at the book: Does it matter?

Wanderer 4: What's the phone for? Isn't it just to chat? You have to tell others that the phone works.

Smile at the book: the telephone is used to surf the internet.

Wanderer 4: The telephone is still used for chatting.

Smile at the book: Yes, haven't we been talking on the phone?

Wanderer 4: Where were we? You haven't spoken for a long time.

Smile at the book: I have said dozens of words.

Wanderer 4: Oh, you make me dizzy. Maybe next time.

Smile at the book: bye-bye