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The classic joke of meeting a phone liar.

Meet a phone liar. Classic coping dialogue

I received a phone call I didn't know yesterday. Call me by my first name when you come up!

"Hello, Teacher Liu!"

"Who are you?"

"Your old friend."

"Who is it?"

"Old friend of Guangdong, don't you even recognize my voice?"

"And you are?"

"Oh, Mr. Liu, you are so forgetful."

My personal information must be sold again. I have been harassed by various sales promotion for three days, and even asked for help! There are all kinds of tax rebates, lottery winners and cheaters. Today another one pretends to be an old friend. Damn it, I'm angry. Liars are hateful, and people who sell other people's information are even more hateful!

I said, "Are you Lao Zhang from Guangdong?"

"Yes, yes, yes, you see, I said you were so forgetful that you didn't even recognize my voice."

"Sorry, Lao Zhang, I thought someone was joking with me."

"Liu, I want to go to Shanghai. Please, I am your master ... "

I asked, "Lao Zhang, how is your mother's cancer?"

The other party was shocked: "Oh ... the same."

"Ah, sick didn't also the way. Is your father's car accident closed? "

"Oh ... almost."

"Yes, everyone went, so don't worry too much about whether to pay."

"hmm"

I asked again, "Did you catch the rogue who raped your wife?"

........

"I know, I know."

I asked again, "Did your son have an operation without an asshole?"

......

The other party was silent for 10 seconds and hung up the phone.