A spoof poem about death

1.300 ancient poems spoof, roosters soak hens.

The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.

I don't understand in class, all because of old things.

The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.

Life is China's, and death is China's soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English.

I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.

My unqualified language shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.

English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures;

Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;

I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed;

Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly.

Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.

Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.

Classmates are classmates, so fly separately after school, even for one day ~ ...

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?

Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

2. Seek the most romantic poem about death:

Born to be a smart man.

He's dead. He's the hero of ghosts.

-Li Qingzhao

Don't sing sad songs for me when I die.

-Xu Zhimo

Poor white bones by the river, still like a girl with a dream of spring.

Tao Chen

Life is short and death is eternal.

-I forgot.

The general died in battle, and the strong man returned in ten years.

Mulan Poem

Forget the national disaster at the risk of life, and suddenly feel life and death.

-Cao Zhi

The greatness of life, the glory of death

-Chairman Mao

How to die in Zhumen wine and meat show

-Du Fu

3. Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant when the sunshine incense burner gave birth to purple smoke.

My mouth is watering, Qianzu. I have no money as soon as I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop crying.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (Enough, please choose me! ! ! ! )

4. Poems about death

[Qing] Wang Shizhen

On strangers, birds are singing and grass is fragrant.

Fish scales are wrinkled by wind and water.

Jiangnan red beans are bitter,

Every year, flowers bloom in memory of you.

grieved

a surname

Several close-ups of Qing Jian's exchanges,

Why do beautiful women feel sorry for themselves?

Sad spring and flowers are gone,

Crying a warbler to death can't bring it back.

Mourn for Xue Tai

Bai Juyi

Half-dead, the phoenix tree is old and sick, and it hurts to think about it.

I went back to the hospital with my baby in my arms at night, and it was cold in the month, and no one was there.

See Yuan Jiu's mourning poem for this.

Bai Juyi

Night tears secretly sell the bright moon, and spring heartbroken peony court.

There is no medicine in the world to cure this disease, only four volumes of Shurangama Sutra.

Don't be a doctor

[Tang] Xue Tao

Falling flowers don't burn the phoenix, and climbing the Qinling Mountains is even more bleak.

An Ren's poems will be given, and half of them are mixed with eulogy.

Three elegies

[Northern Song Dynasty] Mei Yao Chen

We are a couple, and now it's seventeen years altogether.

It's not enough to just look at each other, let alone donate for a long time.

How white my sideburns are, I would rather be safe for a long time.

The same hole not far from you is not dead or in tears.

Three elegies

[Northern Song Dynasty] Mei Yao Chen

Every time I go out, it's like sleepwalking, and everyone just manages.

I'm still lonely when I come back, so who should I talk to?

Sleepless nights, lonely fireflies fly in my ears, and geese cry in the sky.

There is nothing more painful in the world, the spirit of the needle.

Three elegies

[Northern Song Dynasty] Mei Yao Chen

Never cut it short, how dare you ask heaven.

I have met countless human women, and no one is more beautiful and virtuous than my wife.

For example, if a fool lives long, why not forge his year?

Endure this priceless treasure and be buried in Jiuquan.

5. Tao Yuanming's "three elegies"

This poem is very long, but the last four sentences are famous, as follows:

Relatives or sorrows, others have also sung.

What's the way to die? I'm on the same mountain.

The original poem is as follows:

Where there is life, there is death, and sooner or later there is no fate.

Last night, I was the same person, but today I am in the ghost book.

Where the soul is scattered, it will be dry and empty.

A charming child cried from his father, and a good friend caressed me and cried.

If you don't know the gains and losses, you can feel right and wrong!

Long live the century, who knows the honor and disgrace?

But I hate drinking enough when I'm alive.

There was no wine before, but now it's empty.

Spring mash gives birth to floating ants, when can we taste it better!

The old man cried beside me before the food box was full of me.

If you want to speak silently, you want to see things without light.

I used to sleep in Gaotang County, but now I live in Huangcao Township.

Once you go out, you will come back healthy.

Weeds are boundless and poplars are rustling.

In mid-September, severe frost sent me out of the outer suburbs.

No one lives on all sides, and the high graves wither.

The horse cries to the sky, and the wind is depressed.

It's not a thousand years since the secluded room was closed.

A thousand years later, there is nothing the wise can do.

Always send people away and return to their homes.

Relatives or sorrows, others have also sung.

What's the way to die? I'm on the same mountain.

6. Begging for a spoof poem is such a bright line at the foot of my bed that a thief climbs the wall. Li Bai picked up the mace and fell to the ground.

With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai opened the window. When he was exposed to X-rays, his teeth fell out. The sun was smoking in the oven, and he looked at the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant. My mouth watered for three thousands of feet, and I ran out of money when I touched my pocket. Don't wash your feet in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Turned over in the middle of the night and killed a lot.

When did that beautiful girl come? I asked my net friend on the plane. I don't know the beauty on the internet. Who is this sister? I want to go home offline, lest I be too far away from home and can't find my name in the distance. Why not make a phone call, take a page and take a photo? I shouldn't feel bad. When did I stop wanting to be together? The moon is full of rain and shine, and there are dinosaurs and frogs on the Internet. This is an old question. I wish I could chat with a beautiful girl.

"Like a Dream" (incorrect exam style) often thinks of cheating in exams, and the teacher is beautiful; Eyes seem to be everywhere, pick up the note on the ground; Weird, weird, and punished.

7. A funny poem. In the middle of the night, ghosts knock at the door, and pedestrians want to break their souls.

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue-purple, white in the southeast and northwest.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

Take off your clothes and never regret it. Will make people haggard for Iraq.

Qian Shan Wanshui always gives me more, okay?

Poverty is fine, and poverty is fine. Money makes wives.

Three cobblers have the same rotten tastes.

Shoot the man first, shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.

When using books, I can't bear to spend less until the end of the month.

There is love in the sky, and the old man dies young with love.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.

Asking yourself how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.