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Requesting courseware for the section "Being a Guest" in "The Ordinary World"
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Working this afternoon, the whole class was digging the land planted by their class in a ditch behind the school. Within an hour, Sun Shaoping felt so hungry that he felt dizzy. He weakly swung his sickle, trying his best not to fall behind others.
When he was about to finish work, Runsheng from his village suddenly came to him and said: "Shaoping, my sister came to me at noon and asked me to take you with me. I will arrive in the afternoon. Let’s go to my second dad’s house. She said she has something to tell you. My sister also asked you not to eat on the school stove in the afternoon, but to go to my second dad’s house for dinner..." After saying this, He went back to where he was digging.
Sun Shaoping was suddenly overwhelmed by this unexpected invitation.
What's the matter with Runsheng's sister calling him? And she even asked him to go to her second father’s house!
This made him feel terrified and uneasy - Runsheng's second father was the deputy director of the County Revolutionary Committee and a big shot in the county. Sometimes his second father would pass by and go back to the village, and all he would take was a jeep. I remember that at that time, he often wanted to get closer and take a look at the car parked on the side of the road, but he was too scared to go, let alone now that he was asked to go to their house for dinner!
However, he did have a kind feeling for Runye, Runsheng's sister. Although Runye's father is the branch secretary of their village, and her second father is a leader in the county, and his family status is of course much higher, Sister Runye is very kind to everyone in the village. The most important thing is that Sister Runye played with her elder brother when she was a child, and they went to elementary school together. Later, Sister Runye went to middle school in the county town, while her brother returned to the village and became a farmer because of his poor family. But Sister Runye is still as good to her brother as before. Later, Sister Runye taught at Chengguan Primary School in the county and became a member of the public family. Every time she came back to the village, she would always visit their house and chat with her brother. Every time she came to their house, she would always bring her some food bought in the city for his grandmother. What surprised the whole village the most was that every time she came back to the village, she would bring snacks to visit her stupid uncle Tian Er. Not only is Tian Er stupid himself, he also has a stupid son. The father and son often urinate in the kiln, and the stench is so bad that no one in the village would even set foot in his house; but Sister Run Ye often carries snacks. Going to see them would make the whole village praise her for her virtue.
In comparison, Runye's father did not have as high a prestige in the village as she did. Since both his father and brother were very upright, they often clashed with the secretary, so the relationship between the two families was not very good. But Sister Runye has always maintained a close relationship with their family. Perhaps because of this, the secretary did not get into trouble with their family too much. Shaoping has always been full of respect and gratitude for Sister Runye in his heart.
Ordinarily, he should do everything Sister Run Ye asked him to do. But now that he was asked to go to her second father's house for dinner, he was indeed a little scared and embarrassed. He couldn't help but feel his heart beat and his ears warm when he thought that he was wearing such tattered clothes and going to the distinguished county leader's home as a guest.
Until he finished work and returned to his dormitory, and when the school was about to start lunch, Sun Shaoping still couldn't make up his mind. He thought that if he didn't go, he would be very sorry for Sister Runye, and besides, Sister Runye had something to say to him; if he didn't go, he might miss something about Sister Runye. If he went, he would feel a little scared. He has grown so big. I have never been to the home of such a big leader, let alone eating in his home. Besides, he felt that his clothes were too embarrassing.
He suddenly thought of a compromise: he would not go to Sister Runye's second father's house for dinner first. After he finished his meal at school, some time later, he went directly to Chengguan Primary School to find Run Ye. In this way, I can meet Sister Runye without going to her second father's house. As for Chengguan Elementary School, he knew it was not far below the middle school. He had been to the playground of this elementary school when he was wandering around some time ago.
After he made this decision. Then he thought that Runsheng might call him here soon, so he couldn't stay in the dormitory and had to find a place to hide.
He quickly left the dormitory and came to the yard.
Where to go? Dinner hasn't started yet - even if it does, he has to wait for others to finish eating before going. There will still be some time during this period, and I have to find a place to go anyway.
He then walked out of a small door next to the General Affairs Office on the south side. Come outside the school wall.
He walked along the base of the wall toward a small ravine to the west.
Sun Shaoping spent some time in this small ravine, and even broke a green willow branch, made a whistle, and blew it in his mouth - he was obviously still a little childish.
After he asked others to finish their meal, he entered the campus through the small door and came to the dining hall. He walked to the steamed bun basket and saw that there were only two black-faced steamed buns left in it - which meant that Hao Hongmei had already taken two of her own.
He took the two black buns and walked to the dormitory. He thought that after he finished eating these two steamed buns and drank some boiled water, he would go to the elementary school to find Sister Runye; maybe Sister Runye had not returned to school from her second father's house at that time, but it didn't matter, he could go to her Wait outside the door.
Sun Shaoping thought this way and walked to the door of his dormitory with two black buns.
He was stunned at the door: he saw Sister Runye sitting on the edge of the kang in his dormitory, looking at him and laughing - obviously waiting for him to come back.
Shaoping was speechless all of a sudden. But Sister Runye came forward, still smiling and said, "I asked Runsheng to ask you to go to my second father's house. Why don't you come?" "I..." He didn't know what to say.
Sister Run Ye quickly snatched the two black buns from his hand and asked, "Which one is your bowl?"
He pointed to his own bowl. .
She put the steamed buns in his bowl and said, "Come on, come and eat with me!" "I..."
Run Ye had already come over and pulled on his sleeves. He did.
Now that he had no choice but to refuse, Shaoping had no choice but to follow Sister Run Ye and get up.
He followed Sister Run Ye all the way into the gate of the County Revolutionary Committee. After entering the gate, his eyes nervously scanned this sacred place. The cave dwellings of the County Revolutionary Committee are lined up row by row along the slopes, with a large auditorium squatting at the top, giving people a very spectacular sight. At night, if all the cave dwellings are lit up, it will look like a magnificent mansion.
Now, Shaoping saw Runsheng leaning out half of the brick wall of the top row of cave dwellings and watching them go up. Runsheng smoked a cigarette and flicked the ashes sloppily. As soon as Tian Futang's precious son entered the city, he learned all the factions of the cadres' children.
Shaoping and Runye entered the yard of her second father's house. Runsheng came over and said to him: "I looked for you twice in the dormitory. Where have you been?"
Shaoping was a little embarrassed and said: "I... went to return the hoe to the school." As he lied, he glanced at the yard of this famous person: a cave dwelling with four holes, one with no holes. A large single courtyard; it seems that there are several other leaders living on the other side of the wall, and the layout is exactly the same as this courtyard. There is a small room on the east side of the yard, with a pile of charcoal blocks next to it, which is obviously the kitchen. There is a small altar on the west side of the yard, and a man in a gray sweater is digging the soil with a shovel. He thought this was Runye's second father. Taking a closer look, he saw that it was an old cadre with gray hair, something he had never seen before.
He followed Runye into a cave dwelling next to him in a panic. Runsheng said he was going to see a movie, so he met him and left.
Runye asked him to sit at a square table, and then went out to prepare a meal for him. Now he was sitting alone in this strange place, his heart still beating loudly. There seemed to be no place for his hands, so he had to place them neatly on his legs and knees. Fortunately, there is no one in this room. He looked around and found that there was no kang in the cave, but some boxes, cabinets and other sundries. The cave dwelling is not small, leaving a lot of space. There is a circle of chairs and stools around this square table, which is obviously a special place for eating.
At this moment, he heard a woman talking to Runye outside. When he heard Runye call this person second mother, Shaoping knew that this was Director Tian's lover - he heard that she was a doctor in the county hospital and was very good at surgery. People rushed to see Dr. Xu when they went to the county hospital for treatment.
I heard Dr. Xu shouting in a loud voice: "Dad, why don't you wear cotton clothes? Be careful of catching a cold!" Then I heard an old man reply in a low voice: "I'm not cold..." Shaoping estimated that this It was the old man digging the soil he had just seen by the flower bed in the yard - it turned out to be Director Tian's father-in-law.
After a while, Runye came in carrying a big red paint plate.
He stood up quickly.
Runye placed the plate on the square table, then placed a large bowl of pork braised vermicelli in front of him, and then placed a plate of snow-white steamed buns on the table. She touched his arm affectionately and said, "Sit down and eat! We have already eaten. You eat yours. I will go out and clean the dishes. Don't be afraid. It's delicious. I know you are at school." I can’t eat well..." She took the wooden plate and went out.
Sun Shaoping’s throat and eye bones shook violently. The aroma of meat dishes and steamed buns made him dizzy.
He sat down, picked up the chopsticks, and took a long breath first. He didn't think about anything anymore, and started eating with a heavy head, thanking Sister Runye for leaving him here alone, otherwise it would be awkward for him to eat this good meal!
He polished off a large bowl of pork vermicelli and swallowed five steamed buns. He could have eaten two steamed buns, but he restrained himself - this was already too much!
He put down the dishes and chopsticks, feeling vaguely uncomfortable in his stomach. He ate too much too quickly; his appetite for sorghum steamed buns couldn't stand this unexpected favor.
He stood up from the stool and took two steps on his feet. At this time, Sister Runye came in, followed by a girl who smiled at him. Sister Runye said to him: "This is Xiaoxia, my second father's daughter. Don't you know her? She just went to high school."
"You and Runsheng are in the same class, right?" Tian Xiaoxia asked him generously. "Well..." Shaoping suddenly felt that his face was as hot as charcoal fire. The first thing he realized was his dirty clothes. Standing in front of this handsome, handsome, and beautifully dressed female classmate, he felt like a beggar who came to her door to beg for food.
Run Ye cleaned up his bowls and chopsticks, and Xiaoxia enthusiastically made tea for Di.
Xiaoxia put the tea cup in front of him and said: "We are fellow villagers in the same village! You can come to our house to play when you have nothing to do. I am seventeen years older and have not returned to our village yet. ! When will I go back to our Shuangshui Village with you and Runsheng... I am in the first class of high school <2>. I heard Runsheng said that there are two classmates in our village, both in the first class of high school <1> I didn’t even get to know you. Look, I’m such a shameless fellow!" Xiaoxia said with a smile in standard Mandarin. She has a very cheerful personality, and you can tell at a glance that she is someone who has seen the world! Shaoping also discovered that Tian Xiaoxia was wearing her shirt like a boy, which surprised him.
He stood on the ground, still burning with nervousness. When Runye sent his dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen and returned, he quickly said to her: "Sister, if there's nothing else, I'll leave..."
Runye probably noticed him as well. Feeling embarrassed, he smiled and said, "I haven't talked to you yet!"
Only then did Shaoping remember that Sister Runye not only asked him to come for dinner, she also had something to say to him!
Sister Runye seemed to understand his difficulties very well, and immediately said: "Okay, I'll see you off, and we'll talk about it on the way."
"Drink some water before leaving. Come on!" Xiaoxia moved the water glass in front of him. "I'm not thirsty!" he said clumsily like a peasant.
Xiaoxia smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, and said, "Then I poured my glass of water for you in vain!"
Shaoping immediately realized that this was a slightly ambiguous sentence. A teasing joke. This kind of joke is actually a kind of affectionate expression. However, this made him even more restrained. His face turned red and he was speechless.
Seeing how embarrassed he was, Xiaoxia hurriedly nodded to him with a smile and went out.
Then he and Sister Runye got up and went back to school.
When they walked to the gate of the County Revolutionary Committee, they met Director Tian who was returning home. Shaoping knew Runye's second father - he sometimes passed by and often came back to the village. "Have you eaten yet?" Run Ye asked her second father.
"Just finished the meeting..." The facial features of this county leader are very similar to his brother Tian Futang, but his hair is combed back, and his face is much kinder than his brother.
"Whose doll is this?" Director Tian pointed at him and asked Runye.
"This is the younger brother of Shaoan from our village! He only entered high school this year..." Runye said.
"Oh... Sun Yuhou's second son! He has grown so big.
Just like your dad, big guy! ...Are you in the same class as Xiaoxia? He turned to ask Runye.
"We are not in the same class as Xiaoxia, but in the same class as Runsheng." Run Ye answered him. "Who else in our village has children going to high school?" Director Tian asked Shaoping again. Shaoping picked his fingers nervously and said, "There is also Jin Bo."
"Jin Bo? His doll..."
Shaoping's head made a "boom" sound, knowing that He answered the question inaccurately. Runye laughed and said to his second father quickly: "Jin Bo is Jin Junhai's boy." Director Tian also laughed and said: "Oh, Junhai drives for the regional transportation company... It's so dark, let's go home to eat. Well!" he said to Shaoping. Run Ye said: "I've already eaten. I'll see him off!"
"Okay. Come here often..." Director Tian actually extended his hand to shake Shaoping's hand.
Shaoping was so panicked that he quickly stretched out his hand. Director Tian shook his hand, nodded with a smile, put his arms behind his back and turned to go home.
Shaoping wiped the sweat from his right hand on the lapel of his clothes, and followed Runye to the stone slope road leading to the middle school.
After walking for a while, Run Ye suddenly asked him: "Are you going home this Saturday?"
"Go back." He replied.
"When you go back, tell your brother that he should take some time out and come to my place for a while..." When she spoke, she did not look at him. She lowered her head and held a hand with her foot. A piece of gravel was kicked far away.
Shaoping couldn't figure out why she asked his brother to come. Since Sister Runye didn't know clearly, it was hard for him to ask. He just said casually: "The house is so messed up, I'm afraid he won't be able to get away..."
"No matter what, I'll ask him to come here as soon as possible! I'll definitely pass this on to him! Call him When you get to the city, come directly to the elementary school to find me!" she told him firmly.
Shaoping knew that his brother seemed to have to come, so he seriously said to Sister Runye: "I will definitely pass on your words to him!"
"That's it!" Okay..." She gave him a friendly look.
The sky began to get dimly dark. In all directions of the city, lights were already twinkling. The wind gently caressed people's cheeks. There is a faint smell of earth and fresh grass buds. What a wonderful spring night!
Now, Sister Runye sent him to the gate of the school. She stood still and said, "Go back quickly..." After saying this, she took something out of her pocket, stuffed it into his pocket, and immediately turned around and left. After walking a few steps, she turned back and said, "You can exchange the food stamps for some fine grains..." Before Shaoping could realize what was going on, Sister Runye had already Disappeared around the bend down the slope.
He stood blankly in the darkness, reached into his pocket, and squeezed the small paper package tightly. His nose felt sore and his eyes were suddenly blurred by tears...
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