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Classic lines of Swallow in Princess Zhu Huan

1, Erkang, kill me, I lost Wei Zi, I deserve to die!

2, a word is spoken, eight horses are hard to chase! Add nine incense burners!

3, grandma Huang! I'm not Gege! I lied to you! Wei Zi is Gege! She is Xia's daughter!

4, a dog in front of the door, gnawing bones, and another dog, all broke their heads.

5. Walk into a room surrounded by walls. Look up at the mouse and down at the cockroach.

I didn't write a poem yesterday, but I wrote two lines of tears today. Writing poetry is getting thinner every day, so I pick up a pen and call my parents.

7. I'm just a little bad, just a little bad. I haven't even stolen persimmons recently. Last time I passed a large orange grove, I really wanted to steal some. I didn't even pick one at the thought that you would be unhappy.