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What are the details of the five Mayan prophecies?

One of the five prophecies of Maya. Gendaya civilization (super civilization) is about 1 meter. Men have a third eye, which is emerald in color and has different functions. Predictable, fatal and so on. . . Women have no third eye, so women are afraid of men. However, a woman's * * ability is God. Before she gets pregnant, she will contact the god who wants to incarnate in heaven. Only when she talks about it will she have children. This civilization was destroyed by the sinking of the mainland. Two. Mesopotamian civilization (food civilization) is a continuation of the fugitives from the last civilization. But people forget the past and their superpowers are humiliated. The man's third eye began to go blind. They love eating very much and have trained all kinds of experts. This civilization in the Antarctic continent was destroyed by the earth's magnetic pole shift. Three. Moulia civilization (bioenergy civilization) is a continuation of fugitives from the last civilization. Their ancestors began to notice the energy produced when plants germinated. This energy is enormous. After a century of improvement, they invented a machine that uses plant energy. This machine can amplify energy. This civilization was destroyed by the sinking of the mainland. Four. Atlantis civilization (civilization of light) inherited the last civilization, and here it is used for inheritance, not continuation, because Atlantis came from the colonists of Orion. They have the power of light. Atlantis was established as early as the time of the Muslim civilization. Then the two civilizations fought a nuclear war. Five. Our existing civilization (emotional civilization) will use emotion to exterminate the prophecy of Maya from the winter of 20 12 and 12. The Mayans said that the dawn of 12, 12, 2 1 would never come after dark arrival. After reading it, those who feel a little scared and know history may all know the disappearing Mayan civilization ... the Mayans disappeared in an instant ... no one knows where they went. So far, this is a secret organization. However, the Mayans left us with too many questions ... 99% of their predictions came true ... they predicted cars. The date of production of the aircraft. Some relatives may ask. How do they know that there will be something called a car in the future? This is also a strange place. In Egypt, some Mayan civilization researchers found these and some stones in their places. They predicted the birth and death dates of * * * ... exactly the same ... but I think the Mayans said 2065438+2002 65438+2002 266. It's not the big bang, it's the last judgment in the Bible. Newton left a manuscript and recorded the end of the world. Newton predicted that icebergs would disappear and an ancient civilization would emerge. Scientists say that the Antarctic ice will melt completely within 30 years, which may be a coincidence of the legendary Atlantis prediction of 20 12. Some predictions about 20 12 appear one after another. Is this just a coincidence?