I am a humorous child and write 500 words.

I am a humorous child. I have a round head, bright eyes and double eyelids. I always smile. That is me.

I am a master of humor. When others are unhappy, I will make faces, Doby him; When others are nervous, I will say something happy and interesting to ease their mood.

Once in physical education class, after practicing martial arts, everyone was exhausted, but I was still full of energy. I want to: perform something to make everyone happy!

So he performed the Golden Rooster Independence on the playground. I moved one foot to make my hand look like a wild goose flying, like a chicken with a broken leg. I succeeded in making a golden rooster independent. The students all laughed when they saw it.

Suddenly, the leg I stepped on went soft and fell down. I shouted, "ah! I'm devastated! I'm finished! " The students laughed even louder. Since then, I have my own nickname-"Peeves".

Physical education class ended in this laughter. Although my leg still hurts, I am still very happy. Look, I still have a smile on my mouth, because I'm a pistachio and a master of humor.

I am a humorous person. My name is xx. I have thick eyebrows, black hair and ears. My advantage is that I like working. I like being on duty and cleaning at school. I often help my parents sweep and mop the floor at home. ...

Once, the school needed cleaning, and I came to school with a bucket. Let's start cleaning. Let's sweep the floor first, and then clean the glass. We wiped here and there, over and over again, and got busy. From 1 pm to 5: 00 pm, the lights, fans, tables and chairs are all cleaned like new ones. The classroom is spotless.

But I also have shortcomings. I just love to make small moves in class, and sometimes I make small moves when I do my homework. Once in class, I played with a small rubber as a toy, so I didn't hear what the teacher said in this class. As a result, I couldn't answer any questions in the second class, so I was scolded by the teacher and couldn't do my homework at home.

I think I have too few advantages and my classmates don't take me seriously. I want to get rid of my shortcomings and be a good boy with only advantages and no disadvantages.

I'm plain and careless, but I'm a little talented in music. I just like the feeling of happiness and sunshine forever.

Look, I'm an ordinary person. I have an oval face, big eyes, long eyelashes, a flat nose and a talkative mouth that hasn't finished changing my teeth. Thin is the first person to see me.

You see, I am a careless person, and my mother often says, "You are so heartless!" "No wonder, because some ridiculous things often happen to me. When I was in the first grade, the school just issued a school uniform, and I was very excited on the first day. But when I went to physical education class, I felt hot, so I took off my clothes and put them on the playground. Class is over, I forgot to bring it! So, on the first day of wearing school uniform, I lost it, alas. ...

Listen, I am a person who loves music. My singing makes everyone admire me and brings a good mood to many people. I have passed Grade 9 in vocal music, participated in many performances and won many awards. I have been learning piano, and I passed Grade 8 with good results this year. More importantly, I will feel very happy in music. Those hard exercises no longer hurt in my eyes. I often linger in those beautiful melodies.

Look, I, a person who is always sunny, have encountered difficulties. I smiled and said that this "roadblock" was overreaching; When a friend ignores me because of a quarrel, I laugh and laugh at this "no perseverance" friend; When my grades dropped, I laughed and sneered, which also scared it back. ...

Look, this is such a person! Ha, I often make big jokes. Now I think about it, I still feel embarrassed!

Childhood memories are always unforgettable. Once, when I was four years old at dinner on Friday, I sat at the table complaining about today's food. I frowned and said, "Mom, why did you order so much for dinner?" "Cute! Mom will give you roast chicken wings tomorrow. " "no!" I coquetry: "I want to eat KFC!" " ""it's okay! Shh! In the newspaper, the news said that chicken wings can fly if eaten! "oh! My mother knew that my greatest wish now was to fly, so she made up a story to fool me, and I flew like a bird with open arms. I have been realizing my dream of flying, and I still remember one thing, that is, once we went to a big hotel for dinner, and my father treated us. He ordered my favorite dish, chicken wings, and I was overjoyed. I kept urging my mother to hurry up when eating. I replied, "You can fly after eating chicken wings! Auntie! Do you want to taste it longer? "I made the whole table laugh. As for me, I am not only interesting, but also smart in what I say! If you want to talk about Lolo, I brought it back! Since I found Lolo, I haven't contacted Little White Master, and I haven't made any progress in saving Lolo. Suddenly, on Thursday night, I just received the news that Lolo was saved. I was very excited. My mother took the leftovers for Lolo to eat. After feeding them, the trouble came: Which house should Lolo live in? I insisted that Lolo stay in our house: "Good mother, let's move Lolo to our house! "I'm making friends with my mother, but she doesn't appreciate it at all:" Well, I said no pets at home! " Besides, if I take it home, who will take care of it? I don't have time! "Mom speaks volumes. I used the top ten rhetoric in the world, and my mouth watered all over the floor. My mother began to lose her tricks: "OK, OK, take it home! "In this way, lolo lives in our house.

I write 500 words. My good friend E and I are both humorous. Our classmates are often amused by us, but humor sometimes annoys us.

The popular "writing letters" in our class (actually passing small notes and chatting) is really boring. I complained and stretched myself. At this time, the waste paper in the trash can caught my attention, and an idea came into being. Why can't I see what they wrote? With this in mind, I made a random note. Looks like little e is coming to join in the fun. You have no idea how ridiculous the contents of the letter are: A: You are going to fold a flying saucer with me after class. Oh, by the way, I peed ... I couldn't help laughing when I saw this. I don't know who is so naive. "What are you doing?" The battalion chief, also our "natural enemy", came up with a crooked trick. He looks like an old man in Beijing Opera. Then I took another piece of paper, which happened to be the composition written by his good friend. Now, he is a little unhappy. "What are you doing? Look at other people's privacy? " "Well ... I just saw a dung beetles who looks like you get into the trash can ..." "According to other people's privacy, I look like dung beetles. What are your plans? " In this way, we were misunderstood. It's like drinking a glass of lemon juice Very sour.

This time, I compiled a Q version of Wulin, which set off an upsurge in my class. Everyone praised our humor and wit. Just like eating honey, my heart is sweet.

Another classmate accidentally fell down and cried, and my heart was bitter and spicy. I should be happy because I have never liked this classmate, but I feel sorry for him.

Hey ~ this is the humorous me. You must think it's ridiculous!

A humorous person writes 500 words about him, and is a famous figure in Class 3, Grade 5! Do you want to know who he is? He is the laughing king of our class _ Cao Scout! To talk about him, it's really three days and three nights!

"Tong Tong" is not tall, but pale, as if he had just climbed out of the washbasin. The face is smooth, just like splashing water on ice. My eyes are bigger, big enough to see jokes in my head, like a pampered prince, but very funny.

Once, he scolded a girl, and the girl was anxious and ran after him as fast as school. When I came back, I saw him sweating profusely and asked, "What's wrong with my brother?" "I _ I, today I compete with the' chartered girl' in that class." Out of breath, he said, "At first, I beat her to pieces, but that' chartered woman' yelled at me from a distance with a long-lost' lion roar'. Fortunately, I have practiced kung fu for 250 years and have a deep foundation. I greeted her and roared forward, and the result was not good. " I finally ended that trick with another trick, "the wind goes away." "Just finished, we have been laughing my head off.

When she came to her senses, the girl came again and dragged him forward. Before he was dragged away like a lamb meeting a tiger, she did not forget to say to us pitifully and tragically, "Friends! After I die, I will donate my legacy to boys who are bullied by girls. Remember, you must sue the court! So I can die with my eyes closed and boys all over the world can be liberated. Don't commemorate me too much, just go to my grave and bow a thousand times a day. " Then there was a scream. Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter.

If you want to know the great achievements of "Tong Tong", you can go to my class and listen to it!

I am a humorous boy. During the break of the 600-word composition, my backstage took a mysterious photo of me. I hurried back and asked, "What can I do for you?"

"I am missing a pen. Have you ever used it? "

"I'm useless."

"You are useless," she stressed.

"I'm so useless!" I answered impatiently.

"ha ha. "She laughed and said," You are so stupid. " I stayed there and thought, "Did I say something wrong again?" "It's really a dead brain that hasn't turned around yet, and it's useless to even allow yourself." Oh! I suddenly realized. How is she? She went to other students to report her great achievements.

1+ 1=3

After the exam, I stretched myself and said, "Shit, I'm really going blind this time." So I took someone else's glasses and put them on. Xiao Chen jumped up proudly and said, "What's the matter, my humorous classmate?"

"blind." I replied casually.

"What, blind? This is a few. " She held out a hand and asked.

" 1。"

"What about this?" She held out two fingers.

I am an ordinary child. I am an ordinary girl. I have many hobbies, I like singing and dancing; I like running and jumping; I like it. . . . . .

I don't care about these hobbies. What I care about is my study. Every time I get the first place in the exam, I will show a bright smile, and my mother will always tell me that pride makes people fall behind. I remember once, my mother took me to divination, and the old diviner said that I had a wide nose and I must enjoy myself when I grow up. . .

I listened to grandpa's words, turned around and smiled. Oh, I forgot to introduce my appearance. I have a pair of bright eyes, a small red mouth and black hair that looks very energetic. This is me. Remember, my name is Mo Yiwei.

When I was young, my parents often taught me to be polite and be a good boy. But what is politeness? I never fully understood its meaning. Later, a few small things made me gradually understand the meaning of politeness: politeness means being kind to people, being kind to others, and being elegant and humble in speaking and doing things.

One morning after primary school, I met Shi, a kindergarten teacher, on the road. I looked down and pretended not to see it. At this time, Xiao Ming, a classmate of my class, generously greeted Teacher Shi: "Good morning, Teacher Shi!" " Teacher Shi said happily, "Xiao Ming is so polite. "I'm ashamed to be around and want to say hello. Teacher Shi has left. Looking at the back of Teacher Shi, I regretted it.

Another time, on the bus home from school, I sat with Xiao Gan. I sat in the window seat, talking and laughing with Xiao Gan. Suddenly, Xiao Qiang, who was standing by, deliberately pushed Xiao Gan hard. Before I realized what had happened, my head hit the window glass. Suddenly my left ear hurts. I stood up, clenched my fist, ready to fight back against Xiao Qiang. But seeing Xiao Qiang's guilt, I put down my fist and said calmly, "Xiao Qiang, please pay attention to safety." Xiao Qiang said to me shyly, "I'm sorry!" ".Then he bowed his head. I smiled and said, "Never mind". Xiao Gan praised me for doing the right thing. Although my ears still hurt, I feel much better.

When dealing with outsiders in the future, I will say hello correctly and politely, and speak generously and appropriately; At home, I will entertain guests politely and thoughtfully. My parents happily praised me as a polite boy.

I am an ordinary child and write 500 words. I am an ordinary child.

Summer has arrived, and the seven fragrant flowers blooming in the sun are covered with a faint golden color. Elegant petals gently shake in the breeze, and quiet purple, pure white and fiery red all bloom in this warm summer.

More than 300 students gathered from all directions and walked into their ideal middle school auditorium with their dreams.

After two formal examinations, the results were not satisfactory. Obviously, I worked hard, but I never got anything. Let me question the famous phrase "No pains, no gains" that has been celebrated through the ages. Perhaps, some people say: to strive for self-improvement, we must strive for self-improvement first. This era is an era of natural selection and follows the principle of survival of the fittest. We must water the roots of life with optimism. The human body is a trap. Why do you want to jump into this trap you set yourself? !

But I'm just an ordinary child. I don't want to be a genius, and the crown of genius will not belong to me. My parents expect too much from me and expect too much from me. My shoulders can't bear such a heavy burden. My fate no longer seems to be in my own hands. "A 40-point test paper cannot create a score of 150 for the future. It's not that I don't want to try. I tried, but the reality is too cruel. I don't want to play games, but the illusory world is too paralyzed; I don't want to sleep. I just closed my eyes, so I couldn't see the teacher or hear the lecture. Only in this way can we live in our own world. . . . . .

Thinking about it, I fell asleep, my parents were smiling at me, and I was playing like an ordinary child. . . . . .

I am a lively and active girl, and I am also very humorous. I often make teachers and classmates laugh.

Once, in our reading class, we watched the classic fairy tale Cinderella. I am a man! Very unbearable loneliness. I feel worse in such a quiet environment.

I watched it again and again, again and again. Finally found the topic. I am so excited. So he immediately stood up and said, "Teacher. The fairy once told Cinderella that everything would be the same after twelve o'clock. But why didn't Cinderella's glass shoes change back? "

"And why the glass slipper fell into the prince's hand and used it to find Cinderella. Does Cinderella also have magic, which can make wooden shoes become crystal shoes forever? Then I must ask Cinderella to help me turn the white steamed bread into a hamburger. I haven't eaten for a long time. " My words actually made the originally silent classroom lively.

Humor has enriched my life and made me the focus of attention in an instant. My life is wonderful because of humor.

Humorous partner, humorous girl 500-word composition.

Happiness, like an elf, surrounds people every day. I have a bosom friend who brings me endless happiness every day.

She has short hair, heavy eyebrows and a sweet mouth. Who is she? To tell you the truth, she is my good partner Wang Xinyue.

Look, she lost her pen again today. She was looking for a pen and asked several people, but they all said they didn't see it. "Mu Hongyu, look into my eyes!" She pretended to be a little adult. "Have you seen my pen?" Wang Xinyue pursed his mouth and looked at me with his eyes. Hey! I can't help it I also look at her eyes with my eyes. "No-"I said slowly. "I know!" "Still looking at you?" I have been looking at her with my eyes. "Well, hee hee, look, look at me, I will drink you! All right! Nothing! " You see, she used the advertisement of Wangzai milk, which suddenly enlivened the atmosphere.

Although she speaks funny, her expression is actually more interesting.

Look, I'm doing my homework! I bumped into her by accident. Oh, my God! The neat exercise book was scratched. When she saw it, she pinched her waist with both hands, pursed her mouth, roared her nostrils and opened her eyes wide. Ah! This is really interesting. "I'm sorry!" I apologize quickly. "Nothing." Say that finish, she narrowed her eyes, corners of the mouth smiled slightly. Haha, how cute! I was angry just now! Suddenly, I parted the dark clouds and saw the sun!

Because she is very interesting, I use a kind of fruit to represent her-sweet orange.

Life is about getting to know each other. I'm glad to have made such an interesting friend. Wang Xinyue, let the river bring my sincere blessing. May the sea of clouds melt into your colorful hopes, and the flower of friendship between you and me will never be defeated!