At the end of the joke

When eating, Xiaofei said, Mom, we are eating shit!

Mother Fei glared, son, don't say such disgusting things when eating.

1. It's all pictures of pig intestines.

Let me start with a story about my colleague.

There is a girl in the office outside who looks like a little cherry ball. She is lovely, and we all like her very much. This is reflected in the fact that as long as she has snacks, we will be indispensable.

She likes snacks very much. To what extent? On average, she receives express twice a week, and each time it is full of a big box, which contains duck wings, duck necks, chicken wings, shredded squid and spicy strips. ...

So much delicious food, fed for a month, others in the office "for no reason" much more 10 Jin, according to the average. A buddy gained 20 pounds and was seriously disliked by his girlfriend.

On the contrary, the weight of cherry balls is the same, even reduced.

So that guy had to cry in the toilet.

This buddy secretly wanted to "revenge" and finally got an opportunity.

This morning, Cherry Maruko slowly took out a piece of bread from her mysterious treasure chest. This guy just saw it and pretended to cough.

This voice successfully attracted the attention of cherry maruko. She looked up and continued to eat.

Five minutes later, Cherry Maruko has successfully eaten the 10 bread. My buddy couldn't help coughing again.

"Do you want to eat?"

"I don't eat."

"Do you have a sore throat?"

"I'm fine."

"Oh."

This guy hesitated for a long time, but still didn't dare to say that. I saw more than n photos of pig intestines on his computer desktop. From production to processing, the picture can be described as the kind that people want to vomit when they see it.

"Oh ..."

This guy saved his lunch and just lost weight.

My friends are so calm, but I can't eat any more.

You shouldn't say the words "fat intestines" and "pig intestines" when others are eating, but can you tell me something about going to the toilet?

One day, I ate mala Tang with cherry maruko. After ordering good things, we spent so much time playing with each other's mobile phones, of course.

By the time their mala Tang was served, I coughed and began to brew emotions.

"Do you have a sore throat?"

"No, I just forgot to tell you something important." My serious expression finally turned her eyes from food to me.

"Ok, please start your performance." Keep eating meatballs.

"I suddenly remembered a joke. There was a student who wanted to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, but he was too timid to go out alone. He had to endure, but can't, so he is going to ... "

Speaking of which, I looked at Maruko, and she was indifferent, so I had to go on.

"This classmate raised a cactus, so he pulled it out, so there would be no pit in the potted plant. At this time, his stomach began to stir. Just as he was preparing for Ratera, his classmates woke up, and he pretended to be playing with cactus, and kept a low state of mind. I saw my classmates stop moving again, so I can finally be quiet for a while this time.

After that, he finally breathed a sigh of relief

However, where did you and Shi put this pot of soil fertilizer?

After thinking for a long time, he finally thought of a good way to put it in a black plastic bag and throw it in the trash can.

The next morning, he secretly threw it into the trash can under the dormitory, with the cactus that had no breath.

On the third day, his classmates in the lower bunk secretly said to him, "Have you forgotten something recently?"

"no?"

"Think again?"

"I didn't expect."

"Look what I brought you back?" The classmate handed him a black bag, "Your cactus!" "

The man's face is black ... "

I'm finished, and so are the meatballs. She took a sip of water and said, "Don't you think the fungus and chicken fillet in your bowl are very similar to that black plastic bag and that one?"

Then, I looked at the mala Tang in the bowl and didn't eat it.

After dinner, I want to tell a joke about the An Shi Rebellion.

I had dinner with my colleagues recently.

A group of us, some want to eat noodles, some want to eat white rice. In order to let the people who eat noodles have food, the people who eat noodles have food, and finally came to a restaurant that makes pasta.

At first, I thought noodles were like a bowl for one person in a beef noodle restaurant, but when the dishes came up one after another, rice was served, and there was no topping.

The proprietress said that the noodles were made on the spot and it would take some time. The proprietress talked about the love and hate between noodles from the origin, raw materials, length and thickness, and omitted 2000 words here.

I waved my hand and said nothing, thinking, if I had known, I wouldn't have said I wanted to eat noodles. Now if I put rice in a bowl, do I still have to hit my face?

Just when I took my eyes off the rice for the nth time, the noodles finally came.

No, isn't this instant noodles under the eggs?

Well, it's just that Lamian Noodles looks like instant noodles. The girl next to her asked, "Is this instant noodles?"

I said, "It tastes a bit like instant noodles. You can try it. "

Then she picked a big bowl full.

If I knew, I should ask her, "Hey, do you think there is rice in that rice bowl?" Then fill a bowl.

……

When everyone has finished eating, I think jokes are needed to enhance everyone's digestion.

"I have a joke about the Anshi rebellion here. Do you want to hear it? "

A table full of people staring at me, I ...

4. meaty vegetables

Heaven has a good cycle, and it's finally my turn this time.

One day, there was a plate of trotters on the dining table. Before I moved my chopsticks, my mother said, "How many people stepped on the stone's feet!" " "

Instantly, the appetite is halved.

Another day, I ate pig intestines, and my mother said, "Can you eat with stone intestines?"

Is this your own mother? Begging for a new mother.

Another day, it was my mother who fried the vegetables and put them on the plate. She turned her back on me as if she were carrying a plate.

When I was doing something, after eating, a chopstick caught a green leaf packed like zongzi.

Mom came back and looked at it. "Oh, you ate that green vegetable! But it doesn't matter, you are eating pure natural pollution-free vegetables, and even bugs are vying for it. "

That is the most beautiful vegetable I have ever eaten, and it is also the most fleshy vegetable I have ever eaten.