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The first time I fly, what can I say as if I have been on a plane many times?

People who fly for the first time must be very excited and even nervous, so that some small accidents and some ridiculous things happen. Because it is the first time to fly and I have no flying experience, I am easily deceived by other enthusiasts. So what can you say when you fly for the first time? You seem to have been on it many times.

First of all, don't look around after getting on the plane. Even if you are particularly curious, don't show it on your face or actions. Don't show your curiosity on your face, so that you look particularly calm. If you are calm, others will not know whether you are flying for the first time, so as to protect yourself from being cheated by others. If you meet a stranger at the airport and ask you, if you are not sure, you can suggest that they ask the relevant personnel. If you behave normally, you won't get special attention from others.

On the plane, if you want to pretend to have been on the plane many times, then talk less. After boarding the plane, find your own position and fasten your seat belt. The plane has its own stewardess to serve you. If you don't understand, you can watch others do it. If you want to look like you have been on a plane many times, you can ask the stewardess if there is a newspaper after you get on the plane. If you have a small partner around you who needs help, you can lend a helping hand to help her. You can check the relevant information before flying and know what to pay attention to on the plane and how to deal with it after something happens. In this way, you can help your friends correctly and there will be no jokes.

There will be a stewardess pushing the car out on the plane and asking if you need drinks and food. You can bring one, but you can bring too much sex at a time. When you are not hungry or thirsty, you can say no to the stewardess.