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Kneel for a good-looking ancient romance novel! ~! !
When I woke up, I found a handsome man like a god, thinking it was Conan's spring dream, so I colluded with him!
The next day, I found myself in an unknown dynasty, but the owner of the body was a princess who had been married to the palace for half a year and never let the prince touch her!
But she crossed the night in such a bad way, like a dream, directly retaliated and offered to open the report ...? ! Oh, buy a cake!
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However ... well, she, the chess piece cruelly used by the three major forces, is finally angry!
I don't care about the secret of the four-color strange stone, what poison this poison that poison, cruel frame-up, and even feelings can be used as weapons. ...
You have your intrigue, I have my plot, you have a ruthless use of framing, I have a bright smile to charm people, who is better than who, we will wait and see!
Imperial power, fate, indifference, utilization
Originally, it was just to seize the power of life and death in the name of marriage, and then to humiliate and abandon her worthless, but how can you know that this woman with a changed personality would be so provocative to his authority and even to everything? ...
Love, tenderness, mystery, past
Her childhood friend of unknown origin, the scholarly man who vowed to her, met again. He is already in the temple, but the simple white man covered in ink is no longer as simple as she remembers.
Sword killing, darkness, four stones, acacia
Fighting the sword in the world is only for Iraqis. The mysterious man in black, in the name of an assassin, is his guardian for her or for the legendary four stone heads that shook the world?
Concealed, disguised, lovely and exquisite
The beautiful maid who followed her closely turned out to be the emperor of a neighboring country, disguised as a woman, and the soul of another world came from the same world as her. ...
This novel is a bit long. If you read it patiently, you will find the complexity behind it more exciting.
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Princess, the prisoner of the evil king
She once crossed and became the eldest daughter of the prime minister of the Dayue dynasty. She was originally the default bride-to-be, but her own sister took her place. She was also named Hou Bei 'an, the legendary cruel and bloodthirsty king!
Wedding night, let her kneel to enjoy his and concubine's passionate performance, forced to be embarrassed. ...
"You live well, because I want you to live every day!" His eyes sparkled with evil, and his slender fingers pinched her slender neck.
He tried every means to make her suffer physically and mentally, but after all this revenge, his heart lost its effect on her. ...
Run, run, run! Whether she survives or not, no matter where she runs, he looks like a ghost.
"Xuanyuan Qingchen, I am not your slave, never!"
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Wolf Flower Marry: My husband is a wolf.
She searched for relatives and friends from all over the world in Wang Zizhong, and singled out the retarded, shy and often bullied Prince of Chu Yun! The world doesn't understand, she smiles and is cunning and treacherous-my husband, Grey Wolf, please give me some advice!
Beneath the silly appearance lies the nature of playing with people's hearts, gluttony and pleasure, and the desire to sip. He didn't expect a woman as smart as an elf to choose him from a large number of young talents! Everyone was puzzled, and he smiled naively-beautiful imperial concubine, please give me some advice!
Honey, I ...; Honey, I I ...; Honey, I-I- ...
"Shit, how dare you bully my husband!" Only I can bully my husband! )
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The princess often goes undercover: abandoning the princess at the base.
After all, there was a beautiful undercover in front of me, but why did I cross over to a princess with a disability and a scar on her face?
I thought I met a husband with a beautiful face and gentle as water, but I didn't want him to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. The wedding was ridiculed, and she, Manglietia, the reigning Princess Xuan, was grandly expelled from the hall and became an abandoned princess with no birthright!
In order to be gorgeous again, she is a deaf-mute princess who has just passed through the door during the day, and has been snubbed by the sovereign and laughed at by other concubines. At night, she is the mysterious and beautiful dancer who is full of flowers! Gauze covers the face, enchanting amorous feelings, like poppies.
She said: "This slap is to let you remember my name! Manglietia, the lotus in the lotus. "
She said, "There are only two kinds of people who can take off my veil, the dead and my husband."
She said, "Your Majesty, you are just a defective product that I discarded."
Said this article is a bit abusive, abusing men but not women.
It is said that the profile is very poor and you can't see the man.
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Yan Feise (man in the text):
When I first saw him, it was foggy, raining, an oil-paper umbrella and graceful red shadows, which made him charming.
When I saw him again, my mind was full of songs and dances, a pipa and a touch of splendor. When I look back, it is charming and beautiful.
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Once put on, you can't make a wish; Humiliate and laugh at our generation, and that woman, Xi Jihe, has a good voice.
Clouds break the moon and flowers make a shadow, but I don't know lotus and acacia, and I can't change my face. I only wish acacia was a lover, but it was the hardest to get out of the water!
I think this is also very nice! ! ! )
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Overlord love: the lazy princess of the charm emperor
For the first time, she was crushed by him in the glittering and translucent ice coffin, and her body was chewed clean by him. There was nothing she could do but let him kill her.
The second time, she hugged another man, but he took her alive.
The third time, he showed great love in front of her, and she fell asleep happily, ignoring his existence directly.
He narrowed his eyes and smiled without anger. The evil charm was full of unwarranted Uber. Good, it's not enough, but you just want to try to get out of the wall! ?
Throwing down a paper contract, he screwed up her chin. "Oriental Jiang Mumu, you will never escape!" "
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However, just when she finally began to understand love, he personally pushed her to hell. He said with a smile, remember to be smart in the next life.
It turns out that everything is just because of the ridiculous prophecy in the tomb!
Before and after the flowers, hold hands and whisper. In front of Jiuchong Palace, in the account of Hongluan. Cool thin has a dark belly and a gentle moonlight, and is familiar with totems. Who is the charming emperor who dotes on her?
In the chaotic memory, who held her and whispered over and over again, "The moon is red as blood, and heaven and earth are upside down. Twinning with evil spirits is a peerless disaster. Phoenix nirvana, winning streak will open ... "
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Things in the Princess Pool: Don't marry the Lord of Broken Sleeves
Lu Lele is a college student in the Department of Medical Acupuncture. She is also the imperial concubine in the cold palace, and she is also the object of ridicule, because she is going to marry the most famous prince today-and he will suffer forever if his sleeves are broken.
The emperor ordered that if she didn't have children for half a year, her employees would be harmful to the market!
Oh, my god There are three thousand beauties in the emperor's harem and three thousand beauties in Toy Boy's backyard!
Brokeback king?
Cold palace imperial concubine
Ten thousand people laugh at it?
When they first met, he was deeply disgusted. "Princess, don't you know this king?"
But when she got married, she was waiting for a rooster with big red flowers.
He chuckled casually. "You only deserve to pay homage to chickens because you are of the same kind."
She frankly sneer, "report, you change a duck! Because you are the same kind. "
For the wedding flowers, he poured her a seductive medicine and gave her his ten Toy Boy.
In return, she was merciful and castrated him by ten Toy Boy.
He slapped her in the face and threw her into the cold pool, making her wish she were dead.
She gave him an injection, stood proudly and vowed to live a good life!
Ghost Ji-Ji spell night
Ghost Ji, ghost Ji, how was the evening?
Ghost Ji, Ghost Ji, why are you alone?
Ghost Ji, Ghost Ji, Yumei is dead?
Ghost Ji, Ghost Ji, I hope you can go back to Xi!
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The evil princess of the cold king
Su Luoluo, an actress of 2 1 century, was unfortunately injured and died while acting. Master Yan actually said that she had received the wrong soul and let her live again through ancient times!
Is she so unlucky? Go through it and put it in the bathtub. This damn man, cold and cheerless, told her that she is no longer a princess, and she is not worthy to be a princess!
Howl! Where can there be such a domineering and cold-blooded man?
The original owner of this corpse turned out to be princess royal of Mingrui Dynasty. He is overbearing and everyone is bored. He killed the person he loved in cold blood just to marry him! But after marriage, he despised and even retaliated!
Where is the fate of this body and Sue's happiness?
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Marry the wrong bride: my bloodthirsty husband
This novel is modern and ancient, but most of it is modern, but it is very good-looking, so I will introduce it. )
This life:
Legend has it that he is evil and weird. He has no heart and will not fall in love with any woman.
According to legend, he is a bloodthirsty madman. On a full moon, he lives on women's blood.
Legend has it that he married eight wives, three crazy, three stupid and two dead, and one of them died suddenly on the wedding night! I can't last a month anyway. ...
She is his ninth wife. Can she challenge this weird game? Can her marriage last forever?
On the wedding night, on the full moon night, she was poisoned to be dumb, cut her wrist to get blood, and was sent to him who was sick. ...
On a full moon night, she met her new husband, only to find that … all legends are not just legends!
Past life:
She, Bai Xuefu, grew up under a pear flower. She is as famous as her people and her flowers, and quietly blooms with a holy breath.
Beneath her gentle and timid appearance, she hides unknown secrets. She is just a pawn, but she is connected with him.
He, on a moonlit night, is ambitious, seeks power and usurps the throne, and is bloodthirsty and cruel.
With a stroke of his pen, he drafted a principal book, making her a princess and then a queen. However, she smiled indifferently at her in the cracks of tactics, and her smile was ghostly and cold.
In the deep palace, the heart is at the end of the world. She is his queen, but he is not her emperor. He just happened to pass by a breeze, which he couldn't catch or touch. Once noble as a goddess, and finally humble as dust. Phoenix, which marks her identity, has become the biggest shame in her life.
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BH Crossing: Cold Empress (This is also quite good! )
An accident made Helan drift across to the brothel!
What is more frightening is that when she woke up, she was surrounded by four Uber-like handsome guys. ...
God, how can there be such a chaotic situation?
Why did I suddenly appear here and get caught by kicking the door ... they called me "queen"? Did I become the first queen in history to be found visiting a brothel?
God, I'm so "dead"!
Your Majesty, you pointed at my nose and called me a sword? I just like to get you into trouble, so what!
But why on earth did you stop me, the long-lost queen? What do you want from me, or ... fall in love with me ...
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The king's side: falling in love with the evil princess
After a crossing, she became a princess who was about to marry into Yishui dynasty, and was about to go to neighboring countries and relatives to marry the cruel and strange king.
In order not to marry, she sneaked out of the palace to find a good man. She thinks she has achieved her wish. After doing what she wanted to do, she threw a piece of white Yu Pei with her to the man. ...
I thought I won in this way. The emperor slapped her in the face and called her "bitch!" "At that time, the news from neighboring countries frightened her ...
She never thought that the world would be so small. When she saw Yu Pei in the hands of the man above, a cold and familiar voice sounded in her ear, and she almost thought she had fallen into the abyss.
"You know what? This Yu Pei is one of the betrothal gifts given to you by the orphan king Yishui. The solitary king never thought that this jade would be sent back to the solitary king by yourself ... "
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Stealing the perfect husband (this is also very modern and beautiful, so I also recommend it)
It is said that Ji has taken over as the president of the consortium, handsome and extraordinary, pulling 258 thousand.
Since she flew to England to study, she has been as happy as a mouse and acted like an emperor.
Single, but exercise with women who use perfume as insecticide all day.
I haven't seen her for three years. She stepped into the conference room on the top floor of Jishi Building and smashed canvas shoes in his face.
In his stunned handsome face, she pouted and cried out in grievance.
"Chicken! I'm pregnant with your child. Are you irresponsible? "
Always gentle, calm and handsome, Ji shouted with canvas shoes.
"damn it! Show Lele! How can you be here! "
Why didn't anyone tell him that this hateful little witch was back?
She is synonymous with all "troubles" and the object he avoids.
It's just that when he saw another man beside her, he was so jealous that he wanted to kill someone?
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