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The donkey and the rabbit hit a tree on the road. The rabbit went around, but the donkey hit the tree. Why?

A rabbit has been jumping in the mountains for more than ten years, smelling flowers in spring, picking astringent fruits in summer, stepping on fallen leaves in autumn and enjoying red maple in early winter. Often on Saturday, rabbits will run out of the cage in the city and run wildly in the mountains with a group of cows, tigers, snakes and chickens. A friend laughed at me. Your rabbit has turned into a hare. Thank you for your compliment. Now, who doesn't want games? But if you really want to be a rabbit, you must practice hard!

On a very warm night in April, my husband took the rabbit to a mill called "Tianxingtuo", and the owner's sunny smile suddenly melted the rabbit's timidity. In the mill, a group of donkeys are meekly "killing people" (a popular intellectual game among white-collar workers). The rabbit's eyes widened with curiosity, and a little "killing" wildness emerged. Hey, I'm not behind the times. I won a game, and the rabbit's tail was a little cocked.

Encouraged by the old donkeys, on April 26th, Rabbit and her husband ran out of Meizhou with a group of donkeys in their twenties and thirties, and the destination was Guiling Island in Shanwei. A very small island. I've been to many islands, and I'm more famous than Guiling Island. Don't expect too much, just consider it a simple trip.

Along the way, the donkey screamed and the rabbit was very afraid of noise. Strangely, instead of being noisy, it feels beautiful. The rabbit that has been carsick is not dizzy at all.

See the sea, a little excited, not excited. The excitement of seeing the sea for the first time has stayed in Hainan. Flying on the sea by yacht for more than ten minutes, boarding the beautiful and elegant Guiling Island, a kind of tranquility and serenity came to my face. When the hillside was littered with colorful tents, and the flowers and tents matched each other, I realized how different this trip was from the usual one. Standing on the hillside with trees and flowers, blowing a slightly fishy sea breeze and listening to the rhythm of the tides, I really realized the wonderful artistic conception of Haizi's "facing the sea and blooming in spring".

All the excitement begins in the evening, such as collecting firewood, setting up a stove, barbecuing, drinking beer, lighting a bonfire, dancing, singing, picking up idioms and setting off fireworks. It was an excitement that could not be described and read in words. Only when you are there, can you feel the excitement. Maybe it was watching the rabbit go camping for the first time. Tianfeng deliberately "caught" the rabbit and "punished" the rabbit and her husband for "pole dancing". The reserved rabbit turned into a rabbit on such a night, and the "pole dance" was full of ugliness and recklessness. The donkey howled again. On such a night, you will take off your mask and restore the truth. You will forget your troubles, your work and everything.

The island in the middle of the night is quiet and mysterious. The lights in the distance are flickering in the dark sea. The waves regularly beat the rocks. On the top of the mountain surrounded by the sea, couples are whispering, and the husband is holding the rabbit's hand emotionally, as if returning to the time of first love.

On the first camping trip, the nervous rabbit planned to sacrifice a night's sleep and experience novelty. The careful weather wind worried that the rabbit could not adapt, so it added a moisture-proof pad to the rabbit. Never thought, sleeping on the waves by the sea, smelling the flowers beside the tent, bathing in the night dew in the wild, insomnia actually fled in a hurry. You can have a good sleep on a dreamless night.

The island of getting up early is another appearance, just like a girl in Xiu Xiu, slowly grooming, sitting quietly in a corner, waiting for the arrival of her lover. One boat and two boats of fishermen slowly salvage, and the snail-picking women pick and choose in twos and threes, very quiet. Mazu Tempel on the island, dressed in festive costumes, is preparing for Mazu's birthday. The rabbit walked slowly around the beach, enjoying the humid air by the sea, and suddenly felt open-minded and relaxed.

When I came back to sit on the sea, I was in close contact with the sea, as if I had become a tail fish. The yacht flew, the rabbit and the donkey floated, and the fierce donkey opened his arms and shouted, "sea, mother!" " At this time, the salty sea water hit my face, and Lin Zi said with a smile, "It turned out to be a stepmother." This is an old joke, but everyone is laughing their heads off at this time. I really want to fly all the time, away from the noise of the city, and escape into the realm of selflessness.

On the way back, the wind said that rabbits are not old! Mentality is still young. Rabbit said, this is because the atmosphere, the atmosphere affects the mentality, and the mentality affects the state. The rabbit knows that the rabbit can't be a donkey, but the rabbit can walk with the donkey.