Simple-minded classic jokes

Beijing sees that the whole country is at the grassroots level;

Shanghai sees that the whole country is rural;

Guangdong sees that the whole country is poor;

Henan knows nothing about the whole country;

Shandong does not care about the whole country;

Jiangsu sees that the whole country is underdeveloped;

Zhejiang sees that the whole country is waiting for development;

Miss Sichuan is in short supply all over the country;

Shaanxi has no culture in the whole country;

Xinjiang is too crowded to see the whole country;

Tibet has no faith in the whole country;

Shanxi is too elegant to see the whole country;

Liaoning has no courage to look at the whole country;

Yunnan is too monotonous to see the whole country;

Ningxia is too busy to see the whole country;

Inner Mongolia saw that the whole country was short of milk;

Hebei sees that the whole country must be demolished;

Hainan sees that the whole country is too cold;

Qinghai sees that there is no wine in the country;

What happened this year?

Airplanes love swimming!

The building also wants to lie down!

Bridge wants to take a bath, too!

The train wants to kiss, too

The shell is too crowded!

Pigs also like colds!

The bus is angry!

Mike wants to go to heaven!

God can watch live!

Driving, oil prices have gone up;

Walking, the beggar is coming;

Take the bus and catch fire;

Taking the subway is a rear-end collision;

By train, it derailed;

Take a plane and fall into the sea;

Stay at home, the building has fallen down. ...

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