Humorous jokes about earthquakes

1, every earthquake, I am particularly impressed: the old house is a sense of security! As soon as the earthquake comes, a new house like mine will become a dangerous building. Thanks to the earthquake, let me know what it means to be involuntarily.

2. What were you doing during the earthquake? Anyway, I spilled a thousand miles in the toilet, only to find that the water in the toilet can sway like this. Does everyone take the toilet as a refuge like me?

I heard that the earthquake can make everyone show their truest side. what do you think? I was so scared that I rolled from the first floor to the basement during the first earthquake and found a group of people playing mahjong there. I didn't panic at all!

Today's earthquake made me realize that my house may be the most unstable place in the world. But now I understand that the most unstable thing is actually the earth itself!

5. What if there is a sudden earthquake while worshipping heaven and earth? A netizen replied: "Don't be afraid, dig a hole and bury it quickly, so that you can't see the earthquake." .

6. Everyone was stunned by this sudden shock.

7. The earthquake shook my mobile phone like a blender. I want to say that the earthquake is ruthless and the mobile phone is intentional. We must be playing a serious mobile game!

During the earthquake, my wife and I decided to go outside to see our pet dog. When we looked for it outside, we found it curled up under a car. We approached it and asked it, "Why are you running?" It replied, "Isn't it time to escape from an earthquake?"

When I woke up from the Sichuan earthquake and Xinjiang earthquake, I only remembered the heavy rain last night. Are you okay?

10, earthquake, my dog doesn't know. I think it may be the only creature that kept calm in the earthquake!