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Sentences without swearing to express love against a love rival

1. You are the image spokesperson of obscenity.

2. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

3. It is said that beauties have a bad fate. Look at your face, long live, long live, long live!

4. Which hospital did you go to for plastic surgery to be so thick-skinned?

5. Why do people’s faces look so weird?

6. If you don’t make fun of a group of men all day long, what are you if you’re not a bitch?

7. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

8. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

9. People who go to concerts and spend all their time taking pictures instead of listening to the music seriously. If you are taking pictures with a mobile phone, it will be even more disgusting.

10. If I am in your heart, it doesn’t matter if I have three thousand rivals.

11. Smile Mimi! Smile Mimi! Laugh until your teeth fall out! Have a sweet dream tonight, in the dream I will smile Mimi to you!

12. I will never say that I know you, otherwise the whole world will know that I can not speak human language.

13. Brother, it’s not your fault that you look ugly, but it’s your fault that you look scary.

14. You are so ugly that even a giraffe can vomit within three seconds after seeing you.

15. You look really post-modern.

16. The little silly pig is so cute, with bubbles popping out of its nostrils and flowers hanging from its ears. The most important thing is that it sleeps well every day. Haha, do you sound like you? Dudu, listen to the phone!

17. Come out to hang out? How to hang out? A butcher? Or someone who provides public toilet services?

18. Don’t think that if you have a bird feather on your body, you are an angel.

19. Use your B pencil to describe your life.

20. Anyone with a sense of aesthetics knows how disgusting your face is.

21. Let’s break up because I haven’t applied for Saudi nationality yet, so I can’t marry you all together.

22. A profound sentence: See Regarding your appearance, I choose to remain silent from now on!

23. Don’t have too big a goal in life. If you identify one thing, put interest and enthusiasm into it and persist in doing it, you will succeed.

24. The most unsuitable person to get married is a prodigal, and the most suitable person to get married is also a prodigal. Often it is not the woman who changes a prodigal son, but the woman who happens to appear when the prodigal son wants to change.

25. There are always some people who smell like scum even though they wear perfume.

26. Men pretend to be strong, but they are just afraid that women will find out that they are weak. A woman pretends to be happy because she is afraid that a man will find her sad.

27. Those who have seen ugliness have never seen anything so ugly. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

28. Seeing your appearance, I really admire the uncanny craftsmanship of nature.

29. You are so scary-looking that your mother is disgusted to death by you.

Thirty. It’s very unethical to wear low-cut clothes and cover them with your hands.

31. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don’t like you, what do you say you are?

32. You eat too much hormone food Yeah, with such a mature face.

33. If I had seen the world you have seen and walked the path you have walked, would I be closer to you?

34. You look so good when you eat. Only pigs can compare with you.

Thirty-five, no ancient people are seen before, no newcomers are seen after; thinking about the tranquility of heaven and earth, I shed tears with sadness!

Thirty-six. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance; when I’m dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

Thirty-seven, long and thrilling. Be creative!

38. Post photos on the wall: ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night!

Thirty-nine, you just bought PetroChina, your whole family bought PetroChina, and also bought Sinopec.

Forty. My dear, I have another child. Although I don’t know who the father of the child is, the only thing that is certain is that they are not your flesh and blood! Do not use curse words when using hurtful words

1. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

2. I am no longer interested in a waste like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn’t expect you to be a loser.

3. Animals become humans when they wear these clothes. As soon as you put them on, you will immediately become an animal.

4. I can’t sleep, let’s talk about some heavy topics, such as your weight, oh! This is too heavy and not good. Let’s talk about something superficial, such as your IQ! By the way, luckily you gained weight before the price of meat rose. You have a lot of room for appreciation! Good night.

5. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

6. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

7. Who knows that you can only bark twice, and then you will make no sound in front of people like a grass dog hibernating in the stove during the winter.

8. You hemiplegic thing, if I give you a little face, you don’t know what you are?

9. What is youth? Who has never been young? Have you ever aged? Really.

10. From your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes, you exude the word "cheap"!

11. Are you bored? Is it because there are not enough people dying in China that the judge of life and death did not mention your name, so you are just enjoying your leisure time without funeral arrangements, and are you being a bitch here?

12. I don’t understand. Why do you have the nerve to take out your dick, which is smaller than your pinky finger?

13. After seeing you, I understood what your father meant when he scolded you all day long that it was better to have a baby than to have a baby. Look at the burning, then look at you and compare it. Really Burning is better than burning!

14. Some people always think that they are between awesome A and awesome C. In fact, they don’t know that they are between stupid A and stupid C.

15. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

16. Of the twelve months in a year, you like February; you worked hard in the competition, although you only got the runner-up; even in the lottery, you always got the second prize. I really don’t understand, why do you always like “two”?

17. Boy, you are so crazy, your breath is louder than athlete’s foot.

18. When you see it’s raining outside, you don’t know where to go to wash yourself? Not only wash your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

19. I have never deceived you, because the people I deceive are not human beings.

20. Don’t you look in the mirror and see that you look like cross-eyed? How did your father and mother give birth to you like this? If you look ugly, don't come out and scare people, okay? Those with a weak heart will be scared to death by you.

21. You are really an arrogant master. Have I given you face?

22. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

23. I don’t know why you always don’t think about that thing on your neck. What else can you do in your life besides showing off how beautiful the world is?

24. Roll as far as your thoughts go; roll as fast as the speed of light.

25. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being! Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel

26. A puppy quietly said to a pig The mouse said: Do you like me? Mouse said affectionately: I like you very much. You can understand text messages and pretend to be human.

27. The world is as big as the one you lack.

28. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things. You said what else would you do besides these.

29. Anyone with any intelligence can see how disgusting your old face is.

30. It seems that everyone is a strange flower in the world of swearing... Let me also say this: If you invite me to play 24 points, I agree, but if you play 13 points, I will not accompany you! ! !

31. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

32. If you look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung up close, what else do you pursue besides creating dung?

33. Always young, always pretending to be young, never ignorant, always full of tears.

34. Don’t think that just because you are a dog, you can bite people.

35. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

36. As for your looks, I am not bragging, there is no one in the world who can compare with you, really!

37. You are really a scum among scum, a beast among perverts, and a bitch among shemales.

38. When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

39. If I shoot you, I am afraid of wasting bullets; if I beat you to death with bricks, I am afraid of dirtying the bricks; if you step out of the house, you will damage the appearance of the city; if you step out of the country, you will damage the national system.

40. You are a cucumber, so you need to be photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be tightened.

41. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.

42. He graduated from Qingshan University. Qingshan University, think about it, people who graduate from universities cannot be ordinary brain-dead, but are so brain-dead that there is no cure!

43. Although you brush your teeth frequently, your mouth still smells like shit; although you bathe often, your body still smells like scum.

44. Your 24k golden dog eyes finally understand! Just found out now! Alas, your IQ and brain are rotten, right?

45. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

46. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine?

47. Please forgive me for expressing the most sincere insult to a friend like you who has been traumatized, overstimulated, and suffering from extreme paranoia.

48. Thank you for letting me see the true face of a bitch.

49. Can you please stop talking? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak. Don’t think that I can talk to you just because you don’t eat shit, you are a born idiot. A complete selection of sentences that do not use curse words to attack scumbag men/women

A collection of sentences that do not use filthy words to attack scumbag men/women (1)

1. Garbage classification, everyone Responsible.

2. Your mouth smells worse than the water in the stinking ditch. The stench fills the sky when you leave your mouth. It would be better for you to go out less often in the future.

3. I haven’t seen someone as arrogant as you in many years. You are so small, and you want to soak me? You might as well drink more milk to replenish calcium.

4. Only good-looking people are called Neptunes. You are a water ghost at best.

5. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same.

6. While you are chattering to me, you seem to be telling me how your mother cheated on her.

7. What brand of universal charger do you have? It’s so versatile.

8. A broken car needs a spare tire, and only people who are idle can fish.

9. If you are so fond of making sarcastic remarks, did you drink Fengyoujing or cooling oil?

10. Always use his own bad habits and bad temper to make the women around him hate to see any attentive man, or be deceived and cheated, or have no bottom line. From now on, I keep company with flies and enemies of men.

11. If I were a rag collector, I would definitely look down on you.

12. Do you live in Dongting Lake? You have such a Biluochun.

13. I heard that you are married. Your husband sells cooking cakes and your brother-in-law knows martial arts.

14. If men were like you, there would be no men in the world.

15. Others stand tall at thirty, but you stand tall at twenty.

16. A guy like you can only act like a piece of shit in a TV series, not as good as chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside.

17. Looking at your teeth, do you and dogs have the same ancestor?

18. Nongfu Spring, who drinks his own tap water every day, still feels that he is living a rather bourgeois life, right?

19. Some people always think that they are between awesome A and awesome C. In fact, they don’t know that they are between stupid A and stupid C.

20. A toad wears a frog's skin. It's not expensive to wear, but it's fun to play with. A complete collection of sentences that use no curse words to criticize scumbag men/women (2)

1. Your cerebellum is so developed that it takes up all the space in your brain.

2. Can you go back and hug your mother and cry bitterly? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

3. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

4. Are you afraid that you have mania and intermittent self-harm?

5. Who are you making that expression with? I am your mother and you look at me like that.

6. If he still says it, just say, you are so good, just say it as you are told.

7. Don’t use swear words at all times. You have your mother in your pocket and just say it casually. explain.

8. There are people who want illiterate people like you, but you are so lucky!

9. Go home and take a good look in the mirror to see how many green onions you have on your head. If not, buy a few and stick them in your head to pretend to be green onions.

10. Seeing your feeble struggle, I suddenly felt pity.

11. You are the scum of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat in the human body, the lowest among low-level creatures, and the scum of men.

12. Does your family run an antique shop? You always call everyone "Baby" when you meet them.

13. I still can’t forget you. I will think of you when I see the trash can on the roadside.

14. I am no longer interested in a waste like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn’t expect you to be a loser.

15. The slit between your eyes is as wide as the card slot of an ATM.

16. You should be pulled out of the chicken coop immediately and put in jail!

17. Don’t walk around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode when they see you.

18. A good person will always be a good person. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it.

19. Don’t force me to add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

20. Originally, we were all similar, but since you went crazy, I have learned what the difference is... I am not telling you, you are so obviously stupid! A collection of sentences that use no curse words to criticize scumbag men/women (3)

1. No matter how much you babble, it won’t change your age and appearance.

2. You are really a scum among scum, a beast among perverts, and a bitch among shemales.

3. If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me. Who are you?

4. How can I dare to be sentimental? I'm afraid you'll show off and tell your friends that I can't forget you.

5. Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, you can support a brothel.

6. Wear a mask when you go out so that the urban management and city officials don’t see you. How hard they work.

7. The world is big, but it is not bigger than the heart you lack.

8. Your mother asked you to love girls well, and did not let you love every one of them.

9. Don’t you think you are trying to please me like a clown now?

10. If you are smelling of inferior perfume all day long and you are close to men, who will take a second look at you?

11. You are so lenient, even if it passes your manure truck, you will have to taste it.

12. Men who always regard themselves as VIPs are actually because they have not even been a VIP for too long, so they specialize in showing off their authority in front of those who seem to have lower status than themselves, such as cheap women. , or the parking lot is charged. Sentences for scolding scumbag men

13. There are many times when he behaves less like a man in life and emotionally, but basically he will say that it is because his goals are far-reaching and he does not bother to be a man. Take off the birdman's wings from Bole or the woman.

14. It is so shameless to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman even though you look like an animal!

15. Brother all day long, brother’s, what’s the matter, sister, you have to lay eggs.

16. Notre Dame de Paris burned down. Is my sister homeless?

17. You are so smart, you actually know that you are a human being.

18. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, if I look back you will think I am a gangster!

19. No matter how much money you have, it is still the mentality of the nouveau riche. While spending money to buy luxury goods and improve your status, you also wear big brands out of the landlord's style. The result of eating, drinking and playing is just a waste. The surplus value of money empties one's body again.

20. The woman you are looking for must have the face of an angel and the figure of a devil, but you never look in the mirror and see clearly your bear look. You keep saying you want this or that. To put it bluntly, you just want her. One who can be manipulated by others and still consider himself a god. Words that hurt others without using curse words

Words that hurt others without using curse words

★ I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

★ The world is as big as the one you lack.

★ If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

★ Your wife is a screw, she owes you a cow, you are a cucumber, you owe her a shot.

★ Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

★ As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break

★ You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, you waste RMB half-dead...

★ Your life can be summed up in eight words - life is absurd, death is useless.

★ As far as your thoughts go, you roll as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll as fast as you can.

★ Dude, look at your IQ. . . Are you from the Physics Department of the University of Caledon (at home)?

★ Which school did you graduate from? You have completed all your disgusting degrees to postdoctoral studies!!

★ Compared with me, you are a little fatter.

★ The only person missing from Notre Dame de Paris is you.

★ Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

★ If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world could be shut down,

★ If you go to fight, bullets and missiles will fly towards you.

★ As soon as you go out, all the birds will disappear and all the people will disappear.

★ If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.

★ The real show-off, the courage to face your shameless face~

★ I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away

★ Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

★ The most classic curse words without swear words: If you are handsome, humans will have to use asexual words reproduction.

★ Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

★ Angry youth is only one step away from patriotism, not even one step away from SB.

★ A tree without bark will surely die, a man without shame will be invincible.

★ Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class

★ You have lost love more times than Chinese football has failed.

★ God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

★ When I gazed into your eyes, I found deep black loneliness. You said it was because the night was too short. When you gazed into my eyes, I discovered fiery red thorns. I said it was because of the lack of electricity. Sleeping on the mat - getting angry....

★ I can’t compliment your appearance. . . The slowest trawling speed. . .

★ Have you drunk too much in Sanlu?

★ An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language.