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What are the funny quotations on Singles Day?

It's hard to be single, but my socks are torn. Bachelor is bitter, no one cooks instant noodles; Being single is annoying, and being lonely without chatting; Singles, send me a message to comfort me! Singles' Day, send blessings to the bachelors around you! Below, Zhi Shi Bian Xiao compiled some funny quotations about Singles Day for everyone. Welcome to reading.

Funny quotations on the first day of singles day

1. Being single is an accident, and the reality is very helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love has accelerated, my goal is not far away, and my wish has come true. Before the next Singles Day, there will be love irrigation! Happy Singles Day!

2. While others are in love, you are still singing single love songs in front of the mirror. Everyone else is in pairs, and you are still busy and turn a blind eye. Dear buddy, what's wrong with you? End the bachelor party early, bid farewell to Singles Day, give your mother an explanation, find a daughter-in-law, have a baby, and inherit your great legacy. Haha ~

3. Send flowers on Singles' Day, and sincerely hope that the baseball friends will wear them. Freelance is everywhere? Flowers? ; Two forever? Flowers? Like years; Three gifts for the future icing on the cake? Flowers? . Finally, I wish the baseball friends an early date? Flowers? Under the moon, the bridal chamber? Flowers? Candles.

4. A person gets drunk when he walks, and sleeps soundly when he walks. The wind can't wake your eyes, you can't see that I am very stylish, and the rain can't pour out your beauty. Actually, I'm tired, too Don't be tired of aesthetics on Singles Day.

Being a bachelor is very intolerant. In fact, the bachelor's life is wonderful. Singles always love to be silent, just because of mistakes, there is nowhere to express their feelings. Can you have an emotional column to make your heart active?

6. No wife, no girlfriend, no one to take care of our lives; Want to smoke, want to drink, nobody cares about our hands; Sleep late, no one bothers us without taking a shower; Big bachelor, little bachelor, free and easy! Happy Singles Day!

7. Ginger is still old and spicy, and it is better to be a bachelor. A person will be full when eating, and the desire for fragrant tea will disappear. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without attachments. Send me a congratulatory message on Singles Day today. Everything goes well!

8. No lover and friends ~ No love and happiness ~ I am single and proud! I am single, I am invincible ~ I am really clapping for the moon and the sun. What a wonderful holiday it is for bachelors. Whether male or female, all bachelors in the world are family. Oh yeah!

9. It's convenient to come and go alone. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families are not idle. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

10. Say you are a big bachelor, you are not that old; It is not so clever to say that you are single; You are a super bachelor, and you giggle every day!

1 1. The river flows eastward, and bachelors all over the world go to pick up girls. They said to leave. If you leave, I will leave all of them! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau! Happy Singles Day!

12.？ Leftovers? As the saying goes: dust to dust, soil to soil, it is not difficult to be a bachelor, everything can be decided by yourself; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere and eventually have a good home. Super Singles Day, God bless you.

13. When a bachelor goes out, one is the best; Brilliant, lacking an object; Open and aboveboard, live happily; You are the only one who glorifies your ancestors; Brilliant, fashionable and romantic. May your troubles slip away and your life be more beautiful on Singles Day.

14. On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly send a beautiful blessing to my lonely friend: smooth sailing, making a blockbuster, becoming famous in one fell swoop, and moving nine times a day.

15. Where is the bachelor? Where is the bachelor? All bachelors are on the list of matchmaking agencies. Take off? Light? What should I do? Light? What should I do, take off? Light? Want: Speak boldly and act bravely. Singles' Day, I wish you an early withdrawal? Light? .

16. I'm not useless. I'm cool, I'm a gentleman, I'm willing to help others, and I tirelessly bet on the progress of welfare, but no girl has a crush on me. Happy Singles Day!

17. Singles Day is coming, and the most taboo is words. Don't ride a bike when you go out, don't be monotonous in life, don't be single in work, don't be lonely and unrequited in love, and you can't accept all my information according to the order. Happy Singles Day!

18. On behalf of the people of the whole country, I wish all male bachelors farewell to their loved ones on Singles Day. I wish all female bachelors find the person you love and bid farewell to being single; Hereby! Salute! Singles Day greetings

19. It's hard to be single, but my socks are torn. Bachelor is bitter, no one cooks instant noodles; Being single is annoying, and being lonely without chatting; Singles, send me a message to comfort me! Singles' Day, send blessings to the bachelors around you!

20. You and I are both bachelors, living in the world and working hard all day just to get rid of the bills. Since you are not a fairy, you must fall in love with girls. I have been single for a long time. Who should I complain to? Today's Singles' Day, let's * * * encourage each other: pair up as soon as possible and be as happy as a fairy.

2 1. Singles Day is here. What fine weather! Come on, my friend, let's go for a stroll and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. By the way, let's do a dialogue and performance first, and then make sure you have a good day!

22. Singles' Day is coming. SMS wishes the wish to be beautiful forever, and all the wishes will come true: I wish all singles find the other half, all people in love are sweet and loving, wave goodbye to singles and have a happy home!

23. I am a bachelor, and my appearance is still harmonious; Loyal and reliable quality, but also have a job; I want to find a girl as a companion on Singles Day. Have a nice holiday and continue later.

24. Wear bachelor's clothes and eat bachelor's food. A bachelor doesn't have to look at his face. Drink bachelor water and take the bachelor road, and bachelors don't have to drink old vinegar. Bachelor's business, bachelor's business, bachelor's holiday, bachelor's praise: Happy Singles' Day!

25. Pursuit is an intelligent project of research, analysis, innovation, thinking and execution, with combination as the ultimate goal, emotion as the lifeblood, people-oriented, honesty as the key and action as the focus. I wish you an early farewell to singles and a happy Singles' Day!

Funny Quotations of Singles Day II

1. Singles Day undressing tips: attractive manners, ability to do things, money in your pocket, working like a coolie, motivation to pursue women, competitive pressure, and most importantly, strong instructions to beautiful women!

2. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish you more handsome!

Singles Day is coming, only once a year. What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and break up with your partner!

4. A boy received a text message from his girlfriend on Singles Day? Happy Singles Day! ? The boy replied:? I'm not single, I have a girlfriend! ? Then the girlfriend replied:? From now on, you are! ? Then they broke up. .

You are awesome, I really admire you to death. You dare to drink the water in the bedpan, kiss the mouth of a madman, dare to hit a car, dare to ride a man-eating tiger, and say that you want to set the Guinness Book of Records. It's scary to see.

6. I have thought about it a thousand times: Why should I leave you for a long time? Why do you worry me so much? Why do you always appear in my dreams? Today I summon up the courage to tell you: because you owe me a meal.

7. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you may have to eat at least a pair of whales?

8. Are you lonely? You can chat with the puppy; Are you bored? You can jump down from upstairs and sit down. Only in this way can you be free, and I hope you can get the ultimate happiness and happiness.

I solemnly tell you that I opened this mountain and planted this tree, and everything here is mine, so rest and take everything here, let alone eat the sheep here, you damn wolf.

10. I miss your days by my side. I feel safer with you by my side. I always feel a little lonely after losing you. I finally couldn't help shouting: Shit, who stole my puppy!

1 1. Honey, do you want to have good teeth? I'll tell you a way. You can grind your teeth like a mouse when you are free, so people won't say you are glib.

12. Your eyes are like stars in the sky, sparkling and full of light. Your figure is so vigorous, I have to admire it. Only in this way can you catch mice in the world.

13. You walked into the besieged city and forgot your brother; Washing and cooking is your patent; Cleaning diapers is a pleasure. Clockwork information stimulates you, and bachelor lives freely. But I tell you quietly, if you have a chance to enter the besieged city, don't forget your single brother!

14.？ Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

15. The most diligent reason for being a bachelor: Why should I do it if my career is not completed? The most chic reason: thousands of flowers, leaves do not touch the body. The most confident reason: having the charm of being a bachelor. The best reason: you can celebrate Singles Day.

16. Singles Day slogan: No matter summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

17. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku, so he tried to find another stick and connect it to form a nunchaku. Double-stick double-stick again, nunchakus become three-stick Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

18. My birthday happens to be June, my home number is, middle school is in class, my university is in number, my dormitory is in number, and I work in the building after work. No wonder I don't have a girlfriend now, so I'm depressed

19. Singles Day is coming. Let's stick to the ideological line that I am single and happy, take my world as the principle, put my career first and get married as the strategic policy, adhere to liberalism and cherish every day left before marriage.

20. The husband is a man with quotation marks and the wife is a woman with brackets. Singles don't need punctuation marks. His feelings are all in his heart. When he is tired, he will have a rest. He sleeps when he is sleepy. When he is thirsty, he will drink water. I am a bachelor. Who am I afraid of?

2 1. Brothers, my bachelor can openly look forward to the other half of her heart, although I don't know where she still lives. Poor married man can only stare at his familiar wife without imagination. So we have reason to be happy to be single!

22.？ If God wants to demote Sri Lanka, you have to accept its will first? God trusts you. You have a great responsibility, a long way to go and a mainstay. Then why are you missing half the sky? You are also a pillar, let's work together!

23. Fengtian traffic, the emperor said: Bearing in mind Ai Qing's loyalty and hard work, I gave Ai Qing the right to shop for free. How to get it: Take this short message to a nearby shopping mall and choose whatever you need. If he gives you everything, he will run if he doesn't pick it up. Qin this! Note: The final interpretation right of this message belongs to me.

24. I really want to become a monk, but there are always things I can't let go of? No girlfriend yet?

25. Invite the empty moon to look at the stars alone, and the homeless people will walk alone. Embrace the lonely figure by the window, when I wish to be on the double line. Mandarin: Happy Singles Day to your friends. Take it off as soon as possible? Bachelor? Title!

26. Here? Be brave? Stop, let? Lonely? Back, shout? Companionship? Go on stage. Here? Share? Come on, see? Happiness? Score through the time and space of bachelors, shake hands with your partner. On Singles' Day, may the bachelors be in pairs and the dragons and phoenixes be auspicious.

27. Sending flowers on Singles Day: Do you want to send your career everywhere? Flowers? ; Two forever? Flowers? Like years; Three gifts for the future icing on the cake? Flowers? . Finally, I wish the baseball friends an early date? Flowers? Under the moon, the bridal chamber? Flowers? Candles.

28. It is strongly recommended that the state set up a special contribution award for family planning, which will be awarded to those bachelor brothers and bachelors MM who have never been married, made selfless contributions, and made special contributions to controlling the population growth in China, paying high tribute!

29. Every man and woman will have a holiday of their own, a beautiful holiday and a happy holiday before falling in love. Today is a wonderful world that belongs to you alone, but please don't forget that there are my blessings outside your world. I wish you a wonderful life for one person and happiness for two people. At the same time, I wish you find the other half who can enjoy happiness with you as soon as possible.

30. A person is free and need not pay attention to another existence. A person, arrange at will, life is wonderful because of you. A person, cherish the freedom now, love in the near future! Happy Singles Day!

3 1. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the nearest visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish you more handsome!

32. Here, I want to announce a shocking news to my friends: I planned to stay single for 20 years this year, long live the bachelor! Ps: Don't forget to recommend me if you have a beautiful woman!

33. Men are naked, women are naked, and Singles Day is flustered. You are afraid of light, and she is afraid of light. Make plans early and take off your clothes early. You're exposed, and so is she. Streaking towards a well-off life. You steal the light, she borrows it and gives birth to the next generation of light!

34. When will you have a girlfriend? I said to myself. I wonder if the female netizen has a boyfriend? If not, my bachelor will not last long. Today is Singles Day, and I am determined not to be a bachelor. I want to say to you: marry me, if you don't, I swear to marry you.

35. Singles Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you secretly love misses you at night; If you sneeze at noon, it means that the person you like misses you in the morning. If you sneeze in the afternoon, forget it. You have a cold!