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Stomach ache! Have a stomachache experience! There is a reward!

I went on a business trip two days ago to upgrade the system, and my work and rest have not been very regular.

when I got up this morning, I felt a little bit of a stomachache. I thought I had an old stomach trouble and didn't take it seriously.

after breakfast, I went to the drugstore to buy the stomach medicine I often eat. The drugstore said that there was no imported medicine, but it was made in China, which was much cheaper and the effect was similar. I bought a box for more than eight yuan. I opened it and looked at it. It was not a familiar small white pill, but a blue and white capsule.

I took one pill and waited for an hour or two, but I didn't feel better, but it got worse.

at this time, I have a little doubt that it is not an old stomach trouble, because I have a gastric ulcer, and every time it hurts, it hurts dully. After eating something, it will ease, and then I will basically be fine. But this pain therapy has developed into a sharp pain under the growing momentum.

I couldn't hold on until nearly 12 noon. I decided to walk to the big pharmacy in town to find the stomach medicine I often take, said hello to my colleagues on business trip and left the computer room.

I felt that my stomach ache was getting worse when I was walking on the road. The drugstore was in a big supermarket, which was only five or six minutes' walk. The severe pain made it impossible for me to move on. I sat on the steps and curled up my back for a minute or two to relieve the pain, then I stood up again. I trudged into the supermarket, only to find that the big pharmacy had become the counter of ICBC ...

I started to bite my teeth and walked to the hotel. I went to the warehouse next to the hotel door and took several bags of milk. When the cashier was chatting with the little girl next to me, I almost growled at her with a stomachache.

when I entered the hotel, I insisted on walking to the door of the room. When I swiped my card, I found that my room card was invalid. At this time, my stomach began to ache sharply again, thinking about going downstairs to make up the deposit renewal card, and I almost cried. Fortunately, the waiter passed by me, gave the waiter both the money and the card, and sat down on the ground. Take a deep breath and grind my teeth. I don't know how long it took until the waiter came back and gave me the card and deposit ticket. He opened the door for me and helped me into the room and settled in bed.

Then, I don't know how long I was tortured, and I felt like a knife in my stomach. From time to time, I flashed the blade obliquely across the stomach wall. When the pain is severe, I even want to vomit, and I am worried that I will vomit blood, and I dare not vomit.

Later, I found that there is a characteristic of pain, that is, as soon as I change my posture, I will have a sharp pain for a while, then slowly ease, and then turn over and have another sharp pain. After discovering this, I was afraid to turn over in bed. Thinking about the symptoms, I think it should be a chill in my stomach? This will have something to do with changing posture, right? He gritted his teeth and endured the pain. He rubbed it repeatedly on his stomach with both hands, and fell asleep slowly.

At about four o'clock, my colleague knocked at the door and asked me to go to dinner. After waking up, I didn't dare to get up immediately. I sat up slowly in fear, waiting for the sharp pain to strike ... only to find that the broadsword that raged in the afternoon seemed to disappear ...

I haven't felt any pain since, but I still have a lingering fear when I think about it. I have stomach pain all the year round, and I have periodic abdominal pain all the year round, but it's still the first time that I can't stand when I get to the station, so I can only sit down and curl up on the ground ... < P > Now I don't know why this broken stomach suddenly tortured me for several hours, but I found that I didn't have a quilt when I fell asleep in the afternoon, and I had a little fever.

This body is really resistant to tossing. You can't still think that you are in your twenties, and you can't refuse to accept old age!

Young people should love their bodies and stomachs. The pain is unbearable

This is not a stomach disease. Is it that when it hurts, it seems that the stomach sinks and then shrinks back, and then it doesn't hurt? I have had it once before, just for a few days, but I will be fine after being busy with work.