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A man goes to the market to sell pigs

A man went to the market to sell pigs. It was dark and rainy. Twenty pigs were not sold, so he stayed at a farmer's house. The young woman said: It is inconvenient to have only one person in the house. Man: Please, big girl, give me a pig. Woman: Okay, but there is only one bed at home. Man: I’ll sleep on the bed too, and give the pig another pig. Female: Agree. In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed that I would sleep on top of you, but the woman refused. Man: Give the pig two heads. Nu Yun asked to go up and not move. After a while, the man couldn't help it and begged to move, but the woman refused. Man: Move and give the pig two heads. The woman agrees. The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked why he didn't move. The man said the pigs were gone. The woman whispered: How about I give you a pig... After dawn, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs (including 10 from the young woman's family) to the market...

Harvard tutor's comment: To discover users Potential demand must be guided in the early stage to cultivate user needs, so the investment generated is in line with the law of development.

(Enhanced Chapter)

Another man learned about this and decided to do the same thing, so he went to the market to sell pigs. It was dark and rainy, and twenty pigs were not sold, so he stayed at a farmer's house. The young woman said: It is inconvenient to have only one person in the house. Man: Please, sister, give me a pig. Woman: Okay, but there is only one bed in the house. Man: I’ll sleep on the bed too, and give me another pig. Female: Agree. In the middle of the night, a man is a businesswoman. I want to sleep on top of you, but the woman refuses. Man: Give the pig two heads. Nu Yun asked to go up and not move. After a while, the man couldn't help it and begged to move, but the woman refused. Man: Move and give the pig two heads. The woman agrees. The man moved and stopped seven times. The woman asked why he didn't move. The man said: It’s done~~~Female:...After dawn, the man lowered his head and drove two pigs to the market...

Harvard tutor’s comment: It is necessary to integrate enterprises Invest prudently on your own scale and beware of broken capital chains

Another man learned about this and decided to follow the same example and learn a lesson, so he first exchanged a pig for a Viagra. Things must be done. After dawn, the man blew Whistling to drive 38 pigs (including 18 from the young woman’s family) to the market...

Harvard tutor’s comment: If an enterprise obtains the help of financial capital, its operating capabilities will be doubled

Knowing that there are many men using this method, the supply of Viagra exceeds the demand, and they gradually want to exchange 2 or 3 pigs for one Viagra.

Harvard instructor comments: This is inflation.

When the price of Viagra rose to 16 pigs per pill, a Harvard tutor commented: The man has entered the marginal cost. In addition to having confidence in his own abilities and good wishes for the future, the actual pig flow has already reached zero. But more and more men are replacing pigs. We decided to sell Viagra, expand production capacity, and launch a second-class Viagra. If you are short of a pig, as long as you promise to stay in the woman's room for a night, you can borrow it first and make up for it later. Paying pig money, this method greatly promotes Viagra sales.