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If you watch the national football team being angry, who is responsible?

haha, this question is a bit interesting.

Watching a national football match is just like watching a comedy and watching a horror movie. Who can be held responsible? It's useless to find anyone.

If it is said that watching the table tennis match in China, watching the diving match in China, and watching the weightlifting team in China are angry, then these three teams should come out to apologize and make a review. However, if someone is mad at watching the football match in China, then China Football will never speak out, let alone apologize.

Then someone will ask, why is China football so good? I'm sorry, China football is so awesome.

Look at what honorary titles China football has won:

China football is said to be the best loser, the best loser in the world.

China men's soccer players, we are just porters of football.

China lost football professionally for 4 years.

China football, we are serious about losing.

The more you lose, the more you get beaten, just in China football.

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There are several points for attention when watching football in China:

1. You can't watch football at home, otherwise the TV at home may suffer. If you can't hold back watching football at home, you may break your own TV, which is very likely.

2. You can't watch football while drinking, or someone will suffer. At that time, it is easy to fight and kill people, and it will be famous like English football hooligans.

3. You can't watch football with friends, otherwise you may become a criminal gang. When you lose, everyone is impulsive and needs to vent. Fighting with others will happen, and the consequences will be unimaginable.

4 If you buy lottery tickets, you can't buy China football to win, otherwise you may be in debt. After every football match in China, many people go to the balcony. Their common feature is that they always think that the China team can make a surprise.

5. You must always keep quick-acting pills, and it is best to watch the ball with a family member. There may be a recurrence of heart disease and cerebral hemorrhage, so it is safe to watch the ball with your family.

6. You can't watch the ball in public places, otherwise it is easy to commit the crime of disturbing public order and seeking provocation.

7. It's best to go to bed early instead of watching football. After reading it, it affects the mood, the atmosphere and the mood.

8. When watching football in China, you should write a will in advance, explain what happened afterwards and how to distribute the property, otherwise family disputes will easily occur.

Finally, it should be emphasized that watching China football get so angry is purely asking for it. You should have full psychological expectation and strong psychological endurance before you can engage in this high-risk sport.

Serious warning: Patients with heart disease, hypertension, narrow-minded, and those who are full of illusions about China football should not watch China football.

You can only be responsible for this. Love life and stay away from the national football team!

take care of yourself! Who told you to watch it? Knowing that you can't help Dou, who are you to blame? [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet ]

If watching the national football team can make me angry, it means that the national football team has more energy than me, but I have understood the mentality of the national football team and know that they are just here to play soy sauce, and their goals and tasks have long been completed.

The national football team itself is a joke. Whoever takes it seriously is stupid.

don't watch the national football team if you have nothing to do, and occasionally watch it with a fun attitude. Anyone who is really angry can only blame themselves.

haha, if you are angry with the national football team, then you really deserve to die. It's really a bit of a bully's meal to find someone in charge again. When it comes to responsibility, one should blame the TV and the other should blame the mobile phone. Please find any one and smash it! Otherwise, how can you close your eyes?

the king of hell

can only be judged by the king of hell. Others are not qualified to find rice.