What are the two-part allegorical sayings, humorous stories and ancient and modern jokes?

Proverbs are artistic sentences created by folk collectives, passed down from mouth to mouth, concise and relatively stereotyped, and they are a regular summary of people's rich wisdom and universal experience. Its characteristics are incisive and concise. Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form. It generally consists of two parts, the first part is an image metaphor, like a riddle, and the second part is an explanation, explanation, like a riddle. It is characterized by its special form. Humor was first translated into Chinese by Hu Shi, whose characteristic is that people can realize some truth after laughing. In Hu Shi's words, it embodies "the brilliance of the soul and the richness of wisdom". As a style, jokes are characterized by short length, simple, ingenious and unexpected story, which mostly reveal the absurdity of people's morality and behavior in life, and are ironic and entertaining. Proverbs are a kind of idioms, which are easy to understand and remember. Two-part allegorical saying consists of two parts: the first part acts as an introduction, like a riddle, and the second part acts as a background, like a riddle, short and pithy, funny and vivid, very natural and appropriate. Humorous stories make the speaker and listener laugh through interesting stories, and then explain some truths or values after the effect, resulting in a sense of humor. The cotton shop is on fire-don't play with (say) the pig rake-don't wait for the monkey (wait) the pig to look in the mirror-people don't ride donkeys inside and outside to read the songbook-we just watch the grass hit the rabbit-two don't delay the urinal in Phnom Penh-this good old man who lives on the birthday always hangs himself-it's too long to sell tofu in Wu Dalang-the night is 24 hours in poor places. "A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard:" Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years! When a flower shop in Berlin opened, it advertised: "Send some flowers to the woman you love-but please don't forget your wife. "On the wall of a barber shop, there is an advertisement:" Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face. A village barber shop wrote on a billboard in a threatening tone: "gentlemen, I want your heads!" "A sign outside the dentist's office says," Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice. " Printing factory advertisement: "everything is printed except banknotes." A billboard hung at a gas station, which said, "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. " A milk factory advertised in a newspaper: "Eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, and you will live to 100 years old!" There is a "facial expression institute" in Chicago, and its recruitment advertisement says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person." The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. " Blue sky will cure your teeth, your appetite will be good, and your body will be great. Eat it. The limited space of European cabinets is infinite. Motorola's wisdom is everywhere. L 'Oré al Paris, you deserve the expectation of everbright Real Estate to cherish every family. Jinghu blue county-quiet, far away, moored in the world! Reach for the World —— China Telecom has about 8,900 words. In 1930s, the toothbrush produced by Shanghai "Liang Xinji" was not obvious at first among many manufacturers in the same industry 100. The boss printed a lot of advertising brochures for publicity, but it still didn't improve. Later, some scholars put forward four words, and the boss used them to make an advertisement (with pictures, of course). From then on, "Liang Xinji" became famous and prosperous, and became the "painting circle" and "overlord" in Shanghai. The word "Liang Xinji" is "penniless". As we all know, "penniless" is a derogatory idiom used to describe people who are extremely stingy and selfish. If it is used for advertising, wouldn't it be the boss slapping himself? However, when I saw that the specific commodity advertised was toothbrush, I couldn't help clapping my hands: the reason why toothbrush is toothbrush, bristles are the most important part; Toothbrushes are damaged, except for the broken handle (which is rare), most of which are bristles falling off. Measuring the quality of a toothbrush mainly depends on the durability of bristles-"none" is the ultimate quality. Here, the derogatory meaning of "penniless" disappeared, giving it unparalleled praise. Who doesn't like unconventional advertisements and penniless toothbrushes? Coincidentally, Wang Zhihe, a time-honored brand in Beijing, produces stinky tofu, and its boss's advertisement is also unique: "Wang Zhihe is notorious for thousands of years". This "immortality" is also a derogatory term, describing people's notoriety and being reviled forever. It's a typical swear word. To say that "demotion" is severe enough-most of the people who are scolded are historical sinners. However, when we know that the advertised product is stinky tofu, it becomes a big compliment: stinky tofu is different from other tofu milk because of its special smell. If stinky tofu doesn't stink, who else will buy it? The more stinky tofu is, the more people buy it, and the better the reputation will be. This unique smell has won the reputation of "smelly" and can be passed down for thousands of years. Not long ago, I read a report that Beijingers love to eat traditional food, and there are not many names listed, including "Wang Zhihe" stinky tofu. The theory of "smelly heritage" can also prove it. The above two advertisements have the same effect. The beauty of this lies in grasping the characteristics of the commodity itself and choosing a derogatory term that literally conforms to the characteristics of the commodity. Such derogatory terms are both eye-catching and intriguing. These two advertisements are really successful models proved by practice. However, this method is different from satire. Irony is to express the original intention with words or sentences that are contrary to the original intention, rather than being used in a specific language environment. If the above two advertisements are to be expressed in an ironic way, the first one should be "all the bristles have fallen off" and the second one should be "immortality", so it is neither fish nor fowl. Traffic safety advertisement is a very common form of publicity. Traffic safety advertisements should publicize traffic safety laws and regulations and put forward some restrictions on pedestrians and vehicles. Usually this kind of advertisement is a warning with a straight face, and inevitably there will be mandatory words such as "no" and "no". This kind of "seriousness" is also necessary; But why not be humorous? In this regard. Some foreign advertisements are very commendable. For example, the traffic safety advertisement on the street in Copenhagen, Denmark is like this: "What are you doing? Drive to 80 years old at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour, or vice versa? " This advertisement is aimed at drivers. The form of advertising is two consecutive questions. The advertisement puts forward two speeds and two accompanying results for drivers (actually including passengers) to choose: "The speed ahead is 40 kilometers per hour, which is safe-you can live to 80 years old if you drive less than every day-80 years old is not a fixed number, it represents a long life; The "negative" implied in the question means that if you drive at 80 kilometers per hour, you can only live to 40 years old-similarly, 40 years old is not fixed, compared with 80 years old, it is a "short-lived" age. The questions are witty and the figures are in sharp contrast. After the driver smiled, he had to make a clear choice about his speed and life. The traffic safety advertisement in Johor, Malaysia is another flavor: an advertisement for enrollment in a French class: If you find that you don't like this course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of the tuition fee, but you must say it in French. Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart. Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath. An advertisement for a jiaozi store: All-encompassing. An advertisement for a lime factory: starting from scratch. An advertisement for a pawnshop: it lives up to its reputation. The advertisement of a hat company: take people by their hats. An advertisement for a typewriter: I don't know each other until I fight. A non-smoking advertisement: please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes. A cosmetic advertisement: early "spots", please don't leave "pox". A traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. An advertisement of a printing company: everything is printed except banknotes. Interviewee: 88995656 | Level 1 | March 2009-17 20:16 The cotton shop was on fire-there were no bullets (talking) and the pig's rake-don't wait for the monkey (waiting) and the pig to look in the mirror-no one was riding a donkey to read the song book inside and outside. When a flower shop in Berlin opened, it advertised: "Send some flowers to the woman you love-but please don't forget your wife." There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think you have won face." A village barber shop wrote on a billboard in a threatening tone: "Gentlemen, I want your heads!" " "A sign outside the dentist's office says," Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice. "Printing house advertisement:" everything is printed except banknotes. A billboard hung at a gas station, which said, "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here." But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "A milk factory advertised in the newspaper:" If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old! "There is a facial expression institute in Chicago, and its recruitment advertisement says," You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person. "The advertisement of a water heater product:" Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "Blue sky will cure your teeth, your appetite will be good, and your body will be great. Eat it. The limited space of European cabinets is infinite. Motorola's wisdom is everywhere. L 'Oré al Paris, you deserve the expectation of everbright Real Estate to cherish every family. Jinghu blue county-quiet, far away, moored in the world! Reach for the World —— China Telecom has about 8,900 words. In 1930s, the toothbrush produced by Shanghai "Liang Xinji" was not obvious at first among many manufacturers in the same industry 100. The boss printed a lot of advertising brochures for publicity, but it still didn't improve. Later, some scholars put forward four words, and the boss used them to make an advertisement (with pictures, of course). From then on, "Liang Xinji" became famous and prosperous, and became the "painting circle" and "overlord" in Shanghai. The word "Liang Xinji" is "penniless". As we all know, "penniless" is a derogatory idiom used to describe people who are extremely stingy and selfish. If it is used for advertising, wouldn't it be the boss slapping himself? However, when I saw that the specific commodity advertised was toothbrush, I couldn't help clapping my hands: the reason why toothbrush is toothbrush, bristles are the most important part; Toothbrushes are damaged, except for the broken handle (which is rare), most of which are bristles falling off. Measuring the quality of a toothbrush mainly depends on the durability of bristles-"none" is the ultimate quality. Here, the derogatory meaning of "penniless" disappeared, giving it unparalleled praise. Who doesn't like unconventional advertisements and penniless toothbrushes? Coincidentally, Wang Zhihe, a time-honored brand in Beijing, produces stinky tofu, and its boss's advertisement is also unique: "Wang Zhihe is notorious for thousands of years". This "immortality" is also a derogatory term, describing people's notoriety and being reviled forever. It's a typical swear word. To say that "demotion" is severe enough-most of the people who are scolded are historical sinners. However, when we know that the advertised product is stinky tofu, it becomes a big compliment: stinky tofu is different from other tofu milk because of its special smell. If stinky tofu doesn't stink, who else will buy it? The more stinky tofu is, the more people buy it, and the better the reputation will be. This unique smell has won the reputation of "smelly" and can be passed down for thousands of years. Not long ago, I read a report that Beijingers love to eat traditional food, and there are not many names listed, including "Wang Zhihe" stinky tofu. The theory of "smelly heritage" can also prove it. The above two advertisements have the same effect. The beauty of this lies in grasping the characteristics of the commodity itself and choosing a derogatory term that literally conforms to the characteristics of the commodity. Such derogatory terms are both eye-catching and intriguing. These two advertisements are really successful models proved by practice. However, this method is different from satire. Irony is to express the original intention with words or sentences that are contrary to the original intention, rather than being used in a specific language environment. If the above two advertisements are to be expressed in an ironic way, the first one should be "all the bristles have fallen off" and the second one should be "immortality", so it is neither fish nor fowl. Traffic safety advertisement is a very common form of publicity. Traffic safety advertisements should publicize traffic safety laws and regulations and put forward some restrictions on pedestrians and vehicles. Usually this kind of advertisement is a warning with a straight face, and inevitably there will be mandatory words such as "no" and "no". This kind of "seriousness" is also necessary; But why not be humorous? In this regard. Some foreign advertisements are very commendable. For example, the traffic safety advertisement on the street in Copenhagen, Denmark is like this: "What are you doing? Driving at 40 kilometers per hour to 80 years old, or vice versa? "This advertisement is aimed at drivers. The form of advertising is two consecutive questions. The advertisement puts forward two speeds and two accompanying results for drivers (actually including passengers) to choose: "The speed ahead is 40 kilometers per hour, which is safe-you can live to 80 years old if you drive less than every day-80 years old is not a fixed number, it represents a long life; The "negative" implied in the question means that if you drive at 80 kilometers per hour, you can only live to 40 years old-similarly, 40 years old is not fixed, compared with 80 years old, it is a "short-lived" age. The questions are witty and the figures are in sharp contrast. After the driver smiled, he had to make a clear choice about his speed and life. The traffic safety advertisement in Johor, Malaysia is another flavor: an advertisement for enrollment in a French class: If you find that you don't like this course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of the tuition fee, but you must say it in French. Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart. Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath. An advertisement for a jiaozi store: All-encompassing. An advertisement for a lime factory: starting from scratch. An advertisement for a pawnshop: it lives up to its reputation. The advertisement of a hat company: take people by their hats. An advertisement for a typewriter: I don't know each other until I fight. A non-smoking advertisement: please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes. A cosmetic advertisement: early "spots", please don't leave "pox". A traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. An advertisement of a printing company: everything is printed except banknotes. Responder: h | level 1 | 2009-3-17 20: 211 Time flies. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but a thousand dollars can't buy an inch of time. 3. The years are ruthless; Time flies; You may delay, but time will not. 4. Time tests everything. 5. Test the truth. 6. Time is gone forever. 7. Don't come yesterday. 8. Never rely on tomorrow. 9. One today is worth two tomorrows. 10. Not for long; The morning sun can't shine all day. 1 1. Christmas is once a year. 12. Happy time flies. 13. Happiness never hesitates to lose time. 14. Time can alleviate extreme sadness. 15. There is too much work and time is pressing. 16. What can be done today must be done today, so don't put it off until tomorrow. 17. If you have something to do tomorrow, do it today. 18. Everything done in time, one day wins three days. 19. Saving time is prolonging life. 20. There is an opportunity for everything. It's now or never. 2 1. Make good use of it then, or it will be silent. 22. It's now or never. Once the opportunity has passed, it will never come again. 23. Use the sun to dry the grass. 24. Strike while the iron is hot. 25. If something happens today, there may be many obstacles in the Ming Dynasty. Punctuality is the key to starting a career. 27. Delay is the enemy of time; Procrastination is a waste of time. The tide rises and falls. 29. Time flies, and the sun and the moon fly. 30. Life is short, and if we waste it, it will be too long. (English Shakespeare) 3 1 A day's plan lies in the morning, a year's plan lies in the spring, and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence. 32. Time is like water in a sponge. If you are willing to squeeze, there is always some. (Lu Xun 1. Proverbs are a kind of idioms. It is a relatively concise discourse circulated among the people. Most of them reflect the practical experience of working people, and they are generally handed down orally. Most of them are easy-to-understand spoken short sentences or rhymes. 2. Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form created by China people in their life practice, and it is a short, funny and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts: the former part plays the role of "introduction", like a riddle, and the latter part plays the role of "backing", like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. 3。 A humorous story is an interesting or ridiculous and meaningful description of something, so as to explain the truth or values. 4. Ancient and modern jokes refer to a sentence or a short story that makes the speaker and listener feel funny or have a sense of humor. 1) is related to reality, that is, reality. No matter what the story is, you can find its shadow in your life. 2) Thought-provoking and enlightening, namely rationality. Give us inspiration and tell us the truth of being a man.