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Does Lao Wang next door have funny jokes?

The north wind blows and the autumn wind is cool. Whose wife is guarding the empty house?

When there are difficulties, I help, eyeing;

Seven feet tall, only one stick, height 18 cm;

Strong body, superb technology, graduated from Lan Xiang;

About Shuang Shuang, I met the teacher's mother and sang like a bridal chamber every night;

Now, Ming Sheng, I live next door. My name is Wang!

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Lao Wang Lao Wang, don't be crazy, transparent cabinets and solid beds depend on where you hide ~!

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I don't hide in the cupboard, I don't get into bed, I enjoy the cool in the kitchen skylight, but I don't have to hide at all! !

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Dozens of floors, you enjoy the cool, you accidentally lost your life! !

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I'm not surnamed Wang if I'm afraid of death! ! !

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