Humorous joke: Right! What does it matter to you whether I get married or not? This is very interesting.

1, I played cards at my friend's house the day before yesterday, because my buddy is notoriously henpecked. Me: fighting the landlord in your house, your daughter-in-law is back, so I won't fight with you! Friend: Absolutely not. I'm at home. That's the emperor. After several rounds, the door rang. Friend: Put it away quickly! Me: Aren't you the emperor of your family? Friend: My daughter-in-law listens to politics at home. The door opened and a voice came: hello, your courier!

2. A beggar knelt on the ground and wrote in front of him with chalk: I am so hungry to ask good people to give me a few dollars for dinner. There is also a dense paragraph below, which reads: Don't put coriander kebabs in pancakes, don't put too many spicy leftovers, don't give me half of roasted corn, and don't leave meat in hamburgers, please. Are there any leek buns for human consumption? In short, don't buy me anything, please give me money and I'll buy it myself.

Last night, I drove out to play with my friends. I ended up in the middle of it. The goods said I would get off to buy water, and I waited in the car. After more than ten minutes, he ran back as fast as he could, followed by two dogs barking desperately. The car started as soon as the goods got on the bus. I thought he was afraid to kill those two dogs. As a result, he turned on the high beam and flashed desperately: I scared your dog's eyes!

My salary will be increased at the end of the year. As an old employee, I also want to increase by several hundred. Tell the manager that the manager always tells me to be bureaucratic. What are the bad benefits and financial difficulties? He just won't give me a raise. . . Angry, I called my boss, and the boss is the boss. The manager is a scum compared with him! Me: "Hey, boss, I want a raise." Boss: "Get out!"

There is a girl who is thirty this year. She is good-looking and has a stable income. On this day, a colleague asked her, "You have such good conditions, why haven't you got married?" The girl replied, "I was on the track and field team when I was a child." I was injured once and left a scar on my foot. " Colleagues are puzzled and ask, "There are scars on the soles of your feet. What does it matter if you are married or not? " The girl replied, "Yes! What does it matter to you whether I am married or not? "