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Let me digress first. This is a joke. The child belongs to the wife’s boss, haha.

The father put his three-year-old daughter on the bed, told her a story and then listened to her pray, finally saying, "God bless mom, God bless dad, God bless grandma, goodbye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye to grandpa?"

The little girl replied, "I don't know dad either, I just think that's what I should say."

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The next day, my grandfather passed away, and my father thought it was a coincidence.

A few months later, the father put his daughter on the bed and listened to her pray and said, "God bless mom, God bless dad, goodbye grandma."

Grandma died the next day .

Oh my god, the father thought to himself, this kid could see another world.

A few weeks later, the girl went to bed. The father heard her say, "God bless mom, see you dad."

He was so shocked that he couldn't sleep at night. He went to the office just after dawn.

He was as nervous as a cat all day long, eating lunch, looking at his watch... thinking about whether he could survive past midnight today.

He felt safe in the office, so he did not go home. He stayed there for the last moments of the day, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, startled by the sound. Finally midnight came and he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

After arriving home, his wife actually said, "I've never seen you work so late. What happened?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it. Today "The worst day of my life."

And she said, "You think you're having a bad day, you're not going to believe what happened to me this morning." The boss died directly during the meeting. "