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Chapter 31: Lan Zhan was drunk, Wei Ying arrived overnight
Chapter 31: Lan Zhan was drunk, Wei Ying arrived overnight
Lan Zhan was persuaded by several uncles at the wine table to have a few glasses of wine. Although he could not drink, due to the The face of the elders, and in their words, Lan Zhan has become a real man, how can he do it without drinking at all? What's more, as a man of the Lan family, he must be good at everything, including his ability to drink.
Even if Lan Zhan doesn’t like it anymore, he has no choice but to bite the bullet and continue despite his low drinking capacity.
But I didn’t expect that I would still feel dizzy after drinking several glasses of wine, and the wine brought back by my uncles was still very strong.
Lan Zhan called Wei Ying with only his last clear thinking.
"Wei Ying, I'm sorry."
Wei Ying didn't know why Lan Zhan started apologizing as soon as he answered the phone, but Lan Zhan seemed a little unclear in his speech.
"Are you drunk?" Wei Ying thought, so he asked casually.
"Lan Zhan, have you been drinking?" Wei Ying was a little worried. "Lan Zhan, where are you now?"
"Well, I, I'm at home." Lan Zhan seemed to be very unconscious.
"At home? At your brother's house? Or in an apartment near the school?" Wei Ying still didn't understand. How could Lan Zhan still be drunk when he was clearly going home? And there seemed to be no one around.
Without waiting for Lan Zhan to answer, Wei Ying asked a series of questions. "Are you at home? Isn't Uncle Chen by your side?"
"Wei Ying, you are so noisy." I didn't expect Lan Zhan to reply like this.
Wei Ying:...
Lan Zhan seemed to have not waited for the voice on the other end of the phone, and someone else immediately called Wei Ying. "Wei, Wei Ying, are you there? Why don't you say anything?"
Wei Ying was also helpless, "I'm here, I'm here." But I was speechless and asked the sky, didn't you think I was noisy...
"Wei Ying, can you come over and stay with me?" Lan Zhan's voice on the other end of the phone suddenly weakened. "It's so dark, so dark"
Wei Ying didn't hear the second half of Lan Zhan's words, and there seemed to be no voice on the other end of the phone, "Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, what's wrong with you?"
Wei Ying had no choice but to get dressed while not daring to hang up the phone and calling Lan Zhan from time to time.
Although Wei Ying didn't know where Lan Zhan's apartment was, he seemed to have heard it from him before.
No, when I got dressed and went out, I found that it was still snowing outside, but because of the snow and the street lights, it seemed that the night was particularly bright.
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