High Score Rewards Thunder Language Joke "Garland under the Mountain"

After the movie, Lei Jun came to power, walked back and forth several times first, and then said, Comrades, now the war is about to start, and my hordes are going to kill the enemy, desperately, bleeding. But at this time, an anecdote happened in my army. I've been fighting for decades, and I've been through many battles! Ah ~? This is the first time I have encountered such a thing in hundreds of battles. So today my old habit may be broken again, and I may throw a hat at my mother again! (Drink water) It's amazing to have such a well-connected young lady. It's amazing! I think all comrades will know that she has the ability to send the phone to my front command post from thousands of miles away. At this critical moment, my mobile phone is hard to buy every minute. Why did she call? Let me take care of her son, let me transfer her son back to the rear, and exchange my command post. Damn it, she walked into my bloody battlefield through the back door. (trying to shake off her hat) Who is her son? This man used to be an officer in the military organs, but now he is an instructor in your division. I don't care if she's the wife of God or the wife of Earth. Whoever dares to go to the battlefield through the back door, I insist that her son be the first to blow up the bunker with an explosive bag (falling from the military cap). (The officers and men applauded like thunder, and Zhao Mengsheng was blindsided and bowed his head and wept bitterly. )

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