Have an appreciation of English jokes.

Joke, as an urbanized genre of folk oral creation, is an important means of communication. I carefully collected some jokes about English for everyone to enjoy and learn!

There are some jokes about English: sunbathing Joan is a very popular secretary. She bathes on the roof of the hotel almost all her holidays. She wore a bathing suit on the first day, but the next day, she felt that no one could see her on it, so she took off her bathing suit and got a full tan. Hardly had she started when she heard someone running upstairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel on her ass. "I'm sorry, miss," said the assistant hotel manager in a panic, out of breath when running up the stairs. "Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we will appreciate you wearing a bathing suit like yesterday." "What's the difference?" Joan asked quite calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You are lying on the skylight of the restaurant."

There are some jokes about English: swearing. A young couple left their honey after getting married. When they came back, the bride immediately called her mother.

Her mother asked, "How was your honeymoon?"

"Oh, mom," she replied, "the honeymoon was great! So romantic ... "

She burst into tears. "But, Mom, as soon as we got back, Sam began to use the most terrible language ... things I've never heard of!

I mean, all these terrible four-letter words! You must come and pick me up and take me home ... Please, mom. "

"Sarah, Sarah," said her mother, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so bad? What four-letter word? "

"Please don't make me tell you, Mom," cried the daughter. "I'm embarrassed. They're terrible! Come and get me, please! "

"Dear, baby, you must tell me what makes you so upset ... tell your mother these terrible four-letter words!"

The bride is still sobbing, and she says, "Oh, mom ... words like dust, washing, ironing, cooking ...! "

There is a little joke about English: don't step on a duck! Three young women in their thirties are traveling on the highway and running wildly on the highway. Unfortunately, they lost control, and the car turned over the guardrail in the opposite lane and was smashed by a 18 truck.

At the gate of heaven, all three of them were welcomed by St. Peter. He told them. "All of you live a very good life on earth, so all of you will be sent to heaven. The only rule is: don't step on ducks. "

Confused, they all asked, "hmm ... what?"

St Peter said, "If you step on a duck, it will quack. If one duck quacks, the other ducks will quack, and then ... ok ... you will understand. "

As he spoke, the door opened and three people waltzed in. Sure enough, the whole heaven was covered with ducks. There is little room to walk with millions of ducks.

After a day's careful walking, the first woman stepped on a duck. After a few seconds, every duck in heaven was croaking. The sound is so loud that even if the earth can hear it, women won't be surprised. A few hours later, when the quack stopped, an angel appeared with a very ugly man, locked him next to the lady and told her that it was her eternal punishment for stepping on a duck.

Not wanting to suffer the same fate, the other two women became very cautious in the following week, but as expected, the second woman stepped on a duck.

She got the same punishment as the first lady.

The third lady became very careful. A year and a half later, she still didn't have any ducks. Then, an angel appeared beside her with a very handsome man and tied him to her.

She thought it must be a reward for her good deeds, so she happily asked the man, "What did I do to deserve this?"

The man made a face and replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

There are some jokes about English: poor skunk There is a man and his wife walking home.

The wife saw a little skunk lying in the grass, so she decided to take it home to take care of it.

On their way home, they came to a river. The wife was worried about the skunk and asked her husband what to do with it so that he wouldn't get wet.

The husband replied, "well, stick him on your clothes."

The wife became worried again and asked, "What about the smell?" .

The husband replied, "Oh, he will get used to it."

There are some jokes about English: Funny A woman was leaving a restaurant with her morning coffee when she noticed the most unexpected antics approaching the nearest cement factory.

A long black hearse was followed by a second black hearse, only 50 feet away. Behind the second hearse, a lonely woman was walking with a pit bull. Behind her, 200 women walked in a single line.

The woman's curiosity overcame her. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I'm sorry for your loss. I know it's not a good time to bother you now, but I've never seen such a funeral." Whose funeral is this? "

The woman replied, "Well, the first hearse was for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

The woman was even more curious. "So, who is in the second hearse?"

"My mother-in-law. She tried to help my husband, but the dog suddenly attacked her and killed her. "

The two women were painfully and thoughtfully silent for a while.

"Can I borrow that dog?"

"line up."