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If you have 10 thousand yuan to buy a watch, will you choose a domestic watch or a top brand imitation watch?
? Although I have always advocated that I would rather be a phoenix tail than a chicken head, when I buy this kind of thing, I will definitely be a phoenix head instead of a phoenix tail. First of all, with my financial ability, no one will believe me with a tens of millions of watches. I said that my watch was worth hundreds of thousands of millions, and my friends around me would only laugh at me. I can't even afford a house. How can I afford such an expensive watch?
If you buy a 10,000-yuan watch, it is also a good watch, which is not only worthy of my identity, but also trusted by many people. After all, he is real. Anyway, he's real. If he really brought a top watch, even if I didn't brag to others, someone would recognize him. Friends around me will definitely say it's fake. I bought it at a stall, 100 yuan. Then I won't waste my ten thousand dollars.
? If one day I meet someone who knows what to do and get poked in the mouth, I will be ashamed. Ten thousand dollars is not a small sum. It is more than enough to buy a good watch. There is no need to buy another top imitation watch. When your status is up, even if you bring a ten-dollar watch, even if you buy a watch on the street, some people will think it is worth millions. Just because Yun wears a pair of shoes for ten dollars, people will think that these shoes are made privately and are worth at least ten thousand.
? Therefore, without strength, there is really no need to force things like watches. Even if someone brings a real watch, even if someone gives a priceless watch, many people will not believe it. Therefore, it is enough to keep a low profile and bring a watch that you can afford.
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