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Two-part allegorical saying about house congratulations.
Open the door of the roof-six parents denied it.
Snow falls on the roof-quietly; silent
A hole in the roof, not a door.
Xin Wei grew up on the roof.-asshole.
Wax gourd on the roof-roll on both sides
Fly a kite on the roof-your hands are higher.
Building a house on the roof-leaking water (building)
There is a hole in the roof-that's not a door.
Planting flowers on the roof-it is difficult to pay (water)
Planting Wheat on the Roof-Stimulation (Ridge)
This room is haunted-a monster (house)
Engraving on the beam-overqualified and overqualified
Peppers are strung on the beam.
The beams were used as hoes-they were overqualified.
Dig a trap in front of the door-hurt yourself
Grass on the house-scraped seeds.
Grass on the house-scraped seeds.
A bird is standing at the top of the house-obviously.
Catching chickens under the eaves-it's not easy to play tricks on.
Running water on the roof-things on it.
The fish hanging under the eaves-it's dry
Play tricks under the eaves-don't kill yourself; Desperate
The stone under the eaves-the wheel (shower) can't reach it.
The house is on fire-fish in troubled waters.
Build a house with building blocks-it falls down at the touch.
Building a house on the floodplain-unreliable; trustless
Lv Mengzheng built a house-rumor (kiln).
Tear down the house and build a henhouse-it's not worth it.
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