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Can't make sentences

Use or not make sentences as follows:

1、? That's what men do. You can't do it without paying attention to him. He said you didn't do your wife's job well, and you couldn't do it if you paid too much attention to him. He said you stared at him all day, out of breath!

2、? Nothing can't be forgotten. I will always forget you in the future, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice and forget what you said. Not now, but later.

Every child may be attracted by TV and games, but children will also be interested in reading. The key is to encourage him in a very childlike way. If one method doesn't work, change it and you will always find a good one. Once a child develops a reading habit, it will accompany him all his life.

It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce rashly again. Try it first. It's really not too late to leave now.

5, but words can't do it, the important thing is to do it.

6, work is not good, love is not good, makeup is not good, singing K is not good, looks are not good, body is not good, and economic strength is not good. I have been thinking about a question: what has supported me to live for so many years?

7. The key is not how people change: they will not change themselves; You changed because you couldn't break through some barriers, and then you found yourself changed.

8. Nothing can be done, and there is nothing left to eat.

9. You can pay a fine for illegal parking, but some things are unacceptable. You can park your car in the wrong place, but you can't have feelings. You have to find out which seat you want to park.

10, China wants national rejuvenation, which is the unshirkable historical responsibility entrusted to China politicians by the history of China and the people of China! Therefore, in order to realize the national rise, China must become a superpower, and it is impossible to rise without becoming a superpower; To become a superpower, you must be a comprehensive power, and it is not enough to just bury your head in making money.

1 1, no, what if there is ptomaine in this body? Never. And I don't have any hatred with others. It's unkind to break someone's hand first when you come up.

12, if you can't even love, what can resist killing?

13, Han Han, to be honest, the work is not good either. Don't brag about the works that didn't stand up after 1980. Teenagers are eager to write something.

14, it is not enough to imagine, people just produce ideological garbage.

15, anonymous; "What do you see in me? Can't I change it? " Some guy; "I just like you and don't like me. Change it. "

16, you said that your dream lover is a white snake, but it is not enough for you to like an ancient man, you have to like a mythical one.

17, Qian Shan has been in love, can we be friends?

18, it is good to have and learn the concept and self-confidence of life, and don't limit yourself to the confusion of doing and not doing.

19, q can't get online. Can only blame penguin GG for looking around.

20. I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, and stop sexually harassing me, okay?

2 1, I really can't imagine that when two people love each other very much, suddenly someone who is neither my parents nor the other parents will say, no, you can't be together.

22. Frankly speaking, many girls in No.9 Middle School quietly gave Wang Xiaotian "100" behind her back. I can readily think that it is not enough for boys to be handsome, but also to talk about ability, talent and character. In her mind, there is also a person who got "full marks", and that is Xiao Yao.

23. Qianshan is always in love. How about a drink less?

When people ask you who is your tutor, don't say it's me. I beg you, can you stand still? Oh, my God!

25. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

26. Since SDB launched the intellectual advertising slogan "I just want to develop with you", people in the banking industry have compiled a more intellectual companion piece: "Everbright is no good".

27. Although the purpose is illusory, it is definitely impossible. Otherwise, how can we tighten the string? You can't talk without straining.

Nothing can take the place of perseverance in this world. Talent is not good, and talented people are everywhere. Talent is not good, and the gift of getting something for nothing is a joke. Education is no good. The world is full of well-educated waste. Only perseverance and determination can do anything.

29、? Don't say the road is bumpy, but you can't.

30, love is like this, just emotional, the key is to accept the test, stand the test, only to know that the knot is not strong!

3 1, the enterprise does not stand; Not across; People who see themselves are unknown; Naturally not obvious; Self-cutting is reactive; Proud people don't last long.

32. Don't let the painful love of the other party continue and give up. If not, freeze it in the deepest corner.

33. Theory and practice are two different discourse systems at the artistic level. Theorists say I am a new realism, but I can't admit it.

34. They can't do it. It's ok to write red tape, but don't write anything creative and thoughtful.

35. Anxious adults "instructed" Xiaoli to tilt her head and body to one side and stomp her feet with her ears down, but it didn't work at all. So she called the ear scoop to dig out the cockroach, but she was afraid that digging too deep would break the eardrum.

Finally, after walking for a few blocks, she thought it was no good, so she began to look around again, but this time she didn't slow down.

37. I really can't. His figure will be lower, he will not hesitate to bow, but he will kneel.

38. At the end of McDull's life, when he grew up, he said with a steamed stuffed bun, I suddenly understood that there are some things that are not available, but there are no fish balls and rough surfaces. You see, even pigs understand such a simple truth, but I think everything in the world should be negotiable.

39. Aunt, I put my foot in my mouth, okay? You put me down first so that we can discuss something, right?

40, isn't it Qiu is angry. What a great opportunity. He doesn't want it. You know, if you go out and say you want to take an apprentice, I don't know how many people will come to worship yourself as a teacher. This boy actually said no. It's so irritating.

4 1, the investigation of newcomers is also an essential link. If you find outstanding abilities or possible threats in the future, you will seduce them by hook or by crook, or you will be assassinated if you fail.

42. Anyway, let's do it step by step. If not, we'll chase it to the grave. On the one hand, see what they want to do, on the other hand, try to get Jinjiao back.

43, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, to the limit, extremes meet. The west can't do it, and the east rises. We believe that the East has a glorious history and will certainly have a bright future.

44. Sam looked sad and laughed at himself: "Hehe, I'm a boy from Shan Ye. How can I have a chance? I clearly feel that my qualifications are not good, but it is a stubborn stone that can't be engraved, so I just perfunctory it. "

45, rust is also necessary: just sharp is not enough! People will chatter: "He is too young!"

46. This is impossible, Surin. You can afford your time, but we can't afford to delay the wonderful cardamom years in our family.

47. When Zhang Qi saw it, he immediately burst out laughing, pointing to Hong Dazhuang and sneering: Ha ha ha, or not? Waste is waste.

48. Artists all have Mohist style. They practice by themselves, but they can't handle things with their brains.

49. It is not enough to list the facts, but also to analyze them.

50. Although money is dirt, it is really bad to leave it.