High reward! ! The funny story of Dragon Boat Festival needs to be told in the form of news. This is a book.

Interesting things about Dragon Boat Festival:

Every year during the Dragon Boat Festival, everyone reminds each other. This year's Dragon Boat Festival coincides with the second day of the lovely and naughty little nephew 12' s birthday, which is particularly meaningful. Little nephew has a small heart. He knows how to care for his relatives and take care of the elderly. Knowing how to deal with big and small things ... There are a lot of advantages, especially the "menstruation" that can make Yu Xin "crisp" every time on the phone is enough to make Yu Xin cry.

As usual, I call my little nephew in advance every birthday to ask him what gift he likes. He simply ordered a "toy gun". I promised to take him to the toy store to choose one day, and my heart was put down.

Two days before the Dragon Boat Festival, the family's laziness was really flattering; At 9 o'clock, Yu Xin volunteered and went out to the supermarket to buy "breakfast". The sun is so vicious that people hate to gnash their teeth, and sweat drips on their skirts without permission; A few small shops along the way, by the way, go in and touch the owner's lights, cool off for a while and then go; A small foreign trade shop usually doesn't notice it at all. The model clothes at the door suddenly attracted me, wearing fashionable camouflage shorts and neat spirit. I asked the clerk whether men and women could wear it, and immediately thought of my little nephew, tomorrow's trip to the mountains, my little nephew's dress ..., called my sister and asked for my little nephew's number, "picked" the camouflage and sent it to my little nephew at night.

Unexpectedly, my sister told me clearly on the phone yesterday when I agreed to travel: "I bought the wrong one, it's for women!" " "If I moved out of the shop assistant, I argued for a long time, but I still lost to my sister's excuse. I agreed to change it when I came back from my trip to the mountains yesterday.

As different cars returned, my sister walked an extra kilometer on the hot road according to the instructions and arrived at the store in advance; When entering the door, my sister pointed to the two "mugwort leaves" behind the store door and said, "I bought them, one for each family ..." While saying "OK, I bought a pair yesterday", she made it clear that the shop assistant "should tell the truth" and so on, while selecting and finally changing into a pair of out shoes with lower price. 10 yuan. The owner happened to be there and took it back.

Talked for a long time ...

Early this morning, the serious Dragon Boat Festival came. LG searched through the mugwort leaves I bought in advance. According to the custom, I planted one or two plants to ward off evil spirits at the gate, boiled some eggs with leaves and steamed dumplings wrapped in meat, so the breakfast for the Dragon Boat Festival was ready.

"Oh, it's broken, our mugwort!" My exclamation puzzled LG: "What's wrong with you? Isn't mugwort here? " A face of surprise.

"It's all over. Did you see my sister and I get on the bus with mugwort yesterday? " In fact, I'm sure that wormwood has been "given" to the store, but I need another conclusive evidence.

"Where? Left it in the car? " LG's brain is hopeless.

"No, you didn't get on the bus at all, did you?" Guide him.

"It seems not."

"What seems to be? If not, just say' no'! " Grab the sentence of LG and continue: "Yesterday's mugwort leaves ..."

"Hey, you are such a careless person! It is also a blessing to give it to the store! "

"Hey ~ ~ Don't talk about me, sister forgot, I'm not careless ..." Facing LG, I'm unreasonable, unreasonable ... that's our specialty.

"Also said not you? ! I can buy women's clothes back as men's clothes! Otherwise, you need to change it? ... "How did LG become smart? Brainstorming is not for nothing.

A word made me blush. "Isn't that what the clerk said? ... and, perhaps, my sister hasn't found out where the mugwort is lost ... "The implication is that I am much better than her, at least I am a" horse "?

Just make a phone call to check. As soon as the phone was connected, I opened my mouth and asked, "Where's your mugwort?"

"Oh, I gave it to the store!" Sister doesn't seem surprised.

"I thought you hadn't noticed, I just remembered ..." It seems that the first place "Martha" belongs to me.

"What? As soon as I got home yesterday, I remembered; But for those two mugwort? It's not worth going out to bask in, so I give it to the store for blessing ... "Actually, it's the same as LG's excuse.

"alas! We're following you. It's hopeless, really hopeless. Careless leaders are careless ... "LG shook his head helplessly and teased me, but it was obviously suspected of pride and appreciation.