Who has crosstalk lines? Please, great gods.

Where is this accurate? Eating beef stew is inevitable, and drinking cold water can't stop eating fish, so you won't stab yourself? Anyone who learns to choke can swim, and no one can somersault without breaking the bike ... B: Hi! Not a word is right. A: is it chaotic? B: It happens once in a while, and everyone is in a hurry. Can you understand me? A: Sometimes we can't understand what he says. B: When? When he is angry. B: What's wrong with being angry? A: If your eldest brother is angry, he will be blindsided. I have something on my mind, but I can't find a clue. One foot is in the sky and the other is in the ground. The East planted a hammer and the West planted a stick for more than 20 years, he said. Where did this happen? I saw it with my own eyes. B: Where is it? At their house. The couple were quarrelling that day. I used to see my sister-in-law sitting on the bed crying, and my eldest brother stood at the door with his hands akimbo, staring straight, blushing and thick neck. What are you arguing about? How should I know? You ask him. A: When you asked him, you were anxious with me: What do you mean? Huh? If I do, I'll make you angry! B: Then tell me about it! Sure ... Why should I tell you? You are our nanny? You paid the tuition for two children? Where were you when you saw the condor heroes? Besides, do you know Princess Zhu Huan? Why do I know her? A: Where is the salt salty and acetic? Right? We have been married for more than twenty years ... B: It's an old couple. Who is the old married couple? Brother, the back is heavy ... As the saying goes, man struggles upwards, and water flows downwards ... This clever woman can't cook without rice! Lumbar muscle strain can't turn into cerebral hemorrhage. Even if you say it, you can't have twins! B: how fresh is it? A: these are all basic common sense ... of course, you also understand these reasons ... I don't understand. A: You don't understand. I understand! Feet are not afraid of crooked shoes! Ask the neighbors, everyone knows … B: What do you know? I don't eat fried food! In other words, your sister-in-law didn't fly into the sewer! Where did it all start? Where shall we start? No matter where we start, we must find out who is who. What are you doing? It's over if you don't mention it, right? It's clearly written in the Marriage Law ... B: What does it say? Answer: People are iron, rice is steel, and there are elevators above the sixth floor! B: Is it tolerable? A: Why can't you stand it? Yes ... We have been married for more than 20 years ... B: Once again. A: With a flick of a finger! You ask her! For more than twenty years ... Did she bow to me? Did she buy me a big coat? People have to be reasonable, right? Brother (crying) I'm telling you. When I dated someone, I didn't expect her to look like Liu! B: No way! I'm not afraid of your jokes. Since I got married, I have been accommodating her everywhere and leaving the source to her. She cares about everything, and I don't care about anything I say ... I don't agree to her buying a motorcycle ... B: Hey, what to buy? A: Motorcycle! Wow! B: What kind of locomotive? A: Locomotive ... Never seen it? No ... Why buy a motorcycle? A: It's right there! So I don't agree. What's the use of my disagreement? Is her mother willing? What are you doing? Bullying me for being single? Everyone has two parents … she has a mother and I have a mother … market economy! Hello! A: Life is precious, but love is more expensive. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I took it back. I suddenly remembered home! People grow up day by day, you say, who has no wife and children? B: That's true … A: So, sometimes the weather forecast is inaccurate … B: Hmm? You ... A: Right? We have been married for more than twenty years ... B: I know. Do you know that?/You know what? Then you give a comment, you give a fair word ... B: What are you talking about? Did I pay attention to the American and British bombing of Iraq? B: You ... A: If nothing else, just say whether I went or not? B: You didn't go. A: It's over! With this, I can't be a transvestite ... right? We have been married for more than twenty years! Is that all you know? A: What's the matter? Think about it! What else can I say? You would say? It's better to listen than to say! You remember! It takes two hands to clap your hands. Sugarcane is not as sweet as two heads. Although I am poor ... we are poor, heaven is still our neighbor. Where can I eat baked sweet potatoes if I don't go to nightclubs? B: What a mess. A: I have worked hard. I get up early and get greedy. How can I put all the responsibility on me? You say, is it my fault? No, she has problems, too. What happened to her? B: ... Isn't that what you said? What did I say? I don't understand. A: I don't understand. Hanging out here? B: I didn't stir it! A: Then what do you mean? I did it for your own good! A: For my own good? Dude, you're dead! B: Why bother? A: Even if I divorce her, I won't marry you! B: Nonsense!