Make a 50-word joke with a healthy mind.

Idiot wife bought hamsters and cages. I asked her how much it was, and she said how many hamsters and cages there were. I complain that this cage is more expensive than hamster. The second goods replied: "Do you think you will be higher than the current house price?"

His mother was dying, and he stayed in front of the hospital bed day and night, taking care of her to eat and drink Lazar. The nurse in the ward was particularly moved when she saw it, so she took the initiative to chat with him, learned about his family and became friends who talked about everything. After his mother died, he summoned up the courage to propose to her. She felt that there were not many men in the world who were so filial to his mother and so kind, so she married his father.

My mother came to me and said, "You know, when you were young, your neighbor's brother's cousin graduated from Southeast University. After working for ten years, I have now moved to Beijing with an annual salary of 10 million. " Well, ok, when shall we meet? ""what meeting? " "You say so much just to introduce me." "No" Ma Ma didn't even look at me. "He can't respect you. "

Don't think that only you are hurt by prejudice. When you reject the world with prejudice, the world will have no time to complain about you-the world will only leave you alone.

Someone introduced the granddaughter of an old cadre to the son of Wang, the boss of a wealthy businessman, and arranged a dinner blind date. After meeting, I found that boys are elegant and handsome, and girls are a perfect match. During the dinner, the veteran cadres talked about fighting devils with their wives, which made the boy look very nervous. Later, two young people met privately. The boy said, I may not be able to make you happy. The girl asked why. The boy said, mine is not as big as a Grenade.

The role of personality is far greater than that of intelligence, the role of mind is not as good as that of mood, and talent is not as good as self-control, patience and regularity of judgment control. People who start to live more seriously in their hearts will start to live simpler in their appearances. Regret your mistake and try not to make it again. This is true repentance. Being superior is not noble. True nobility should be superior to the past self.

I like you, not because you are good-looking, but because you give me a feeling that others can't give me at a special time. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace them.

Youth without ambition, like a broken kite, will only swing in the air and eventually lose its future.

In class, the teacher is talking about Chapter 7. Xiao Ming casually opened the book and bowed his head to play with his mobile phone. The teacher found out. The teacher asked him, "How can you turn the book to Chapter 8 when you talk about Chapter 7?" Xiao Ming replied faintly: "I'll wait for you in front!" " "This answer is very logical. Why did the teacher let Xiao Ming go out? ...

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean there are other things you can do?

"Beauty, you look like a person." "You fucking say I'm not human?" "No, I mean you look like my ex-girlfriend." "You fucking said I'd get dumped?" "No, she dumped me." "You mean I'm heartless?"

After visiting the small supermarket, I shouted "big sister, check out." Big sister smiled and pointed to a beautiful woman in her twenties and said, "My daughter is so old. What should you call me? " Without hesitation, I shouted, "Mom."

The woman asked the man, "Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who will you save first? " The male ticket said, "You try." "Just try", and the girl fell into the diving. But the mother of the male ticket didn't jump, so they discussed on the shore: "Do you want such a stupid daughter-in-law?"

A few years ago, I made an appointment with a young woman for a room. After a romantic night, before I left, I always remembered her warm words: "Brother, I'll pay the room fee today, or you'll be hundreds of dollars later." It's not worth it. You'd better stay at home with your sister-in-law in the future and don't come out!

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Last night, I went for a walk in short skirts and high heels, and suddenly I remembered that the way Pan Changjiang walked with his hands up was very funny. When I looked back, there seemed to be no one there. I went to school, bowlegged for a while and splayed for a while, and had a good time. But there are so many people behind, who can tell me?

"At the beginning, you want to separate. If you are separated, you will be separated. " This lyric must have been written by a man. If it was written by a woman, the lyrics should be like this: "I wanted to separate at first, but you really separated?"

When I took the subway in the morning, a pregnant woman came up. I quickly turned my face away and pretended not to see it. As a result, she walked straight up to me and stared at me. I blushed and stood up and offered my seat. If the pregnant woman says no, I will stand. I said no and insisted on giving up my seat. People on the side also advised me, no, no, you are on crutches. Someone held me down, and I was anxious, shouting, the child is mine.

When I went to the drugstore to buy medicine, I saw an electronic scale at the door, so I went up and weighed it to see if I had gained weight recently. But after standing up, the lights on the display screen don't light up and the numbers don't show. I suddenly became nervous. Am I overweight? At this moment, a faint voice came from the shop: Girl, what are you doing stepping on our induction cooker?

What?

A friend called a special car in the morning, and the driver called and asked, would you mind cutting a convertible for two people? Most people not only don't mind, but also should be full of expectations! A few minutes later, a motorcycle stopped in front of her.

A straight man took a happy girl to dinner. In order to please the girl and show his concern for her, he said, "You eat a large portion, I will eat a small portion", and the atmosphere was immediately below zero 10 degrees.