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My understanding of part-time work

"I once dreamed of traveling to the ends of the world with my sword and seeing the prosperity of the world.

The young heart is always a little frivolous. Now you are at home all over the world."

Xu Wei's song "Once Upon a Time" will make me shudder every time I hear it. I remember how heroic I was when I first entered society. Now that I have been working for more than ten years, I have a clearer understanding of society.

I remember when I first arrived in Changchun, I worked as a waiter in a hotel. At that time, you could pay for insurance when you first joined the job. It seemed that more than 300 yuan was deducted, and the salary was 1,200 yuan. It was said that you could enjoy retirement after 15 years of payment. After getting rich, I was very disdainful: "Screw you! Still working for fifteen years? I can make a difference in five years!"

I thought that if I study hard and perform well, I can I got better development, but as a result, people around me continued to be promoted and resigned. Only I, conscientiously became an old employee.

In my spare time, I didn’t know what to do, so I went online to play games. Three years and eight months passed by. I quit my job and went to express delivery. People said that express delivery is more profitable. I wanted to save some money to open a store, so I came to SF Express Co., Ltd., and I realized that making money is not that simple. Something happened when I joined the company. It was a fragile product. My colleague Wang Yitong gave it to me, but he emailed me and said it was damaged, so I lost more than 1,100 yuan. This colleague later dug a lot of holes for me, which I will talk about later.

After losing money, I still work hard, but I can’t save any monthly salary. I need to repair the electric car if it breaks down. Normally, the manufacturer has after-sales service, but the after-sales service is unwilling to repair it. Why? Because they prefer to spend their time on sales, they often make me wait for a day or night to repair the car. We are all filled with orders, which are subject to deadlines! I had no choice but to go to another shop nearby to get my car repaired, but other shops would have backups!

What is "leaving a backup plan"? It means that if your car is repaired here or broken, it will be reported in ten and a half months. Repairs cost more than 100, sometimes more than 300 to 500. Later, after I figured it out, I only went to the manufacturer for after-sales service repairs, and the number of failures actually plummeted.

Do you think motorcycles are better than electric cars? Indeed, one of my colleagues lost three motorcycles and was forced to resign because of the loss of his motorcycles. Can you tell me, is it difficult?

This is the cost of repairing the car, which averages 500 per month.

There is also no meal provided for express delivery. We can only order meals. The cheapest rice bowl costs ten yuan. Three meals a day, plus drinks and mineral water, it costs 10 yuan per month. More than a thousand.

In addition, I lose hundreds of dollars every month for no reason. No matter how much I keep accounts, I can't find it, so I got used to it. Until Wang, my colleague who cheated me, resigned. The month he left, I lost 1,500 yuan. After he left, I didn’t lose a penny. After a few months, I found that I couldn’t It was only after the bad debt that I realized that this old man had stolen my money!

At that time, in order to save money for renting a house, I was on duty at my work unit. This man often brought a bucket of noodles to my room and ate it with the door closed. My pocket for collecting money was kept in the room. With.

In addition to cheating me and stealing my money, he also went to my area to receive goods and pushed fragile customers from his area to my area to place orders. He took his shamelessness to the extreme and I was convinced.

Eating more than 1,000 yuan a month, repairing a car for 500 yuan, and losing another 500 to 600 yuan. In addition, I bought two electric cars, paid for three broken parts, and got into a car accident. The insurance didn't pay out, but I didn't save any money during the year of express delivery. After Wang Yiyi left, I only saved two thousand yuan a month.

It’s really hard. The courier company requires door-to-door delivery, and it also requires a courier bag that’s bigger than a person to stay with you. How about going to the sixth or seventh floor? Your heart palpitates and your chest feels tight after the last two months. There are clients on any floor. If you do as required, you are tired and inefficient. How can you bear to earn two thousand yuan a month? Barely enough food and clothing for a living! So you can only leave the other items downstairs, or ask the customer to go downstairs and risk losing the items and being complained.

I think in an industry like express delivery, it is the bottom who creates value, and it is also the bottom who bears risks. The courier is solely responsible for everything, which is really inhumane.

Later, I was called to the district headquarters for a meeting after being complained about not coming to the door. I put forward some reasonable suggestions that I had conceived. Unexpectedly, the district manager was very surprised and said that he didn’t expect that I, a courier, could do it. Being so insightful, he suggested that I work as a warehouse manager to achieve better development in the future. I said I would consider it.

The next day after I returned, I saw that my supervisor received a call from the district department. He was supposed to promote me. When I put down the phone, I noticed that my supervisor was unhappy. I guessed that he was afraid that I would take his position. , sure enough at night, he used a small thing as an excuse to ask me to resign if I couldn't do it, because it was also winter at that time. My feet were frostbitten last winter, and the hot spots would be extremely itchy if it got colder, so it was really I didn't want to do it anymore, so I resigned according to his wishes.

After resigning, I secretly studied in a Malatang shop for a month and then returned to the hotel. I wasted another two years in the hotel until I met my beloved wife.

When I think about it, I have been working for ten years and have been struggling at the bottom. I thought I would make it in five years, but now it seems so ridiculous! I fell into a deep confusion.

My beloved wife had a certain influence on me, and I had the intention to learn again. However, because of sleeping on a latex pillow, my lumbar disc was stretched by the latex pillow that was too high, causing damage to my waist. The disc herniated and I had to resign in the hotel.

Because my waist was bad and I couldn’t do hard work, I applied for a security job. Although I changed a few places, I still kept working until now.

When I first arrived at Guojian, I also met two rubbish leaders, one named Wang Yuqin and the other named Ren Ming. Wang Yuqin was the director, and he had just arrived. No one listened to what he said, and no one was doing some of the coordination work above. So he found me and gave me a picture.

Actually, I also knew what was going on. I didn’t take the benefits he said to heart. What I wanted was to do my job well after working here for one day. I was really tired during that time. , I couldn’t even take a break, because no one would work when I took a break. Other colleagues also made obstacles for me at every turn because I didn’t work with them. I finally got through it until all the disobedient ones were gone. With the new blood, I could no longer work. Ming came as the supervisor.

Ren Ming is the most shameless person I have ever seen, three points better than Wang Yiyi. For details, you can read "Swamp". This article was written by me at that time to vent my anger, except for the ending. , everything else is true.

Ren Ming, like the previous express delivery supervisor, was also afraid that I would take his position, so he tried every means to punish me. Especially once, he asked me to resign. He had already opened all the orders for me and even took them to me. I sneered at the signing to Director Wang Yuqin. I thought that when I helped the Director so much, I never asked him to give me a promotion or a salary increase. How could he not protect me over such a trivial matter? What's more, resigning like this is completely against the rules, and it is impossible for the director to sign it both publicly and privately.

Then the director signed... the words...

I was speechless. Ren Ming took the resignation form signed by the director to the human resources department, and was beaten by the human resources director. Come back. Just kidding, I don’t want to leave, can you sign my name to let me go? I didn’t make a mistake. Compensation is required for compulsory termination of the contract. The compensation money will go to the company’s finances and requires the signature of the chairman or general manager. How big a mistake did I make? Are you still terminating the contract with me?

Later, because he was so capable, he could no longer work and resigned.

I found that the only advantage of being a security guard is that I have more free time, which is suitable for studying. No wonder the security guard at Peking University takes the master's degree exam, but we don't have one here in Changchun, because there is no such atmosphere, and studying here has to be difficult. It's stressful because many colleagues will laugh at you and think it's weird, but I don't feel angry at all. Instead, I find them funny.

After these years of working, I have summarized the following experiences:

1. It is impossible to get promoted by working hard, and it will only make you become an old employee.

2. In large companies where the boss has difficulty in direct control, it is easier to get promoted by flattering others. For example, if a department manager promotes subordinates, he may not consider how much money you make for the company, because no matter how much you make, it is If the boss or manager is selfish, he will consider how much personal benefit it will bring to me to promote you. But if you are too talented, you will easily be suppressed by jealousy, because there are only a few good positions, and there are more wolves than meat.

3. In terms of management, all the tricks are played, and things like drawing cakes are readily available. The wine table is a place of profit. If it is not for profit, it is for profit. The low position should be ignored against the high position, and the high position should be compared with the low position. To install 13. If you don't want to be such a person, just learn some skills. Technicians are the mainstay. You don't need to look at people's faces. You can earn money wherever you go.

4. Technology is the iron rice bowl.

If you don’t know what technology is good, just find a training school for consultation. Basic training schools can provide various training projects, but there are also some pitfalls. For example, it is difficult to find a job with a nutritionist, health manager, security certificate, or fire engineer certificate. It doesn't matter whether you have a security certificate or not.

Personal summary of some good positions with certificates: boiler certificate, fire protection facility operator certificate, electrician certificate, special equipment operation/maintenance certificate (such as forklift worker certificate, elevator maintenance worker certificate), licensed pharmacist certificate .

Boiler certificate: Although the salary is not high, boilers are now semi-automated and have various early warning functions. People just stay in the duty room nearby and just check occasionally, which gives them enough time. Studying is suitable for people who are dedicated to studying and do not have family burdens.

Fire Facility Operator Certificate: The salary is neither high nor low, but the advantage is flexibility and comfort. You can be on duty in the fire control room, it is also a job, suitable for learning, you can also take the management route, and apply for fire supervisors position, or doing fire protection maintenance work, the biggest advantage of this certificate is that it is valid for life and does not require annual inspection. (I myself also applied for this certificate, but due to the epidemic and the upgrade of the examination room, Jilin Province has not held the examination for two years)

Electrician Certificate: The highest common rate, but it has certain risks.

The operation and maintenance of special equipment are all dangerous, but the wages are also high.

Licensed Pharmacist Certificate: You need to graduate from pharmacy or nursing or other related majors. I have just taken the Adult College Entrance Examination, and I will also work in a pharmacy in the future. This certificate is quite powerful, but it requires many years of hard work. The exam passing rate is also very low, around 15%, which is suitable for long-term planning goals.

It is said that there is Bole in the world, and then there is a thousand-mile horse, but I think you have to become a thousand-mile horse first, and then Bole can discover you. It was too natural for me to think that I would be appreciated after working hard on my own. Everyone is selfish. Directors and supervisors all have to consider their own interests. The same applies to chefs. It is said that the apprentices in the church will starve to death of the master. Every apprentice who comes is treated like a slave, with low wages and being beaten and kicked at every turn. Only if you learn and practice well before applying for relevant positions can you not be easily bullied.

If you apply for a technical position with your qualification certificate, as long as the other party is short of people, you will definitely be hired. But if you want to apply for a leadership position, you may be interviewed by many people at the same time, like our director. With a salary of more than 10,000 yuan, who wouldn’t want to do it? At that time, the competition was all about academic qualifications and experience, and they were also instigating each other, which made me feel tired because I couldn’t resist! Therefore, there is never a shortage of people in management, but there is always a shortage of people in technical positions.

As for opening a store and doing business, take a look at my "Summary of Experience in Opening a Store" and then study the pros and cons.

Let yourself learn and improve, and conduct proper research, especially the certificates that are valid for life. No matter where you go or what you do in the future, these are the foundation and the reassurance that you will not panic when encountering difficulties.

Come on, book writers!