April Fool’s Day mass text messages

April Fools’ Day group text messages

April Fools’ Day group text messages, in daily life, April Fools’ Day is April Fools’ Day every year. This is a very happy holiday. Many people Everyone will send some entertaining words on this day. Let’s share with you the group text messages sent on April Fool’s Day. April Fool's Day group text message 1

1. I'm waiting for you at your door. I have a lot of things in my hands, food and entertainment are ready, and I'm ready to have a good night. Come and greet me. Don't hesitate. Look. See if I am interesting enough. I want to send you happiness. I am sitting to the west when you enter. Why? Because you have to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. Check the earthquake text message quickly, there is a strong earthquake source this afternoon. A major earthquake of magnitude 7 to 8, don’t be greedy for outdoor activities. Beware of an earthquake coming, as it could end your life in one fell swoop. Bring the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first silly fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. April Fool’s Day, April Fool’s Day, here comes the IQ test action. Someone is trying to trick you early in the morning, and it’s hard to guard against family members. You lied to me and I lied to you, not for fame or gain. Just to get you to smile and laugh with joy. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Life is wonderful because of friends, and it is precisely because of these friends that my life becomes dreamy and meaningful. I often give some homework to my friends, and they don't let me go. No, my friend said that he would also give me singing homework. I readily agreed. I thought it would only be a song, but who knew that he would give me singing homework? It was actually April Fool's Day and he held a solo concert in the toilet. It’s April Fool’s Day, friends, you must come to support us!

5. You are a bad boy and you will not pay for stealing. Every day you attract people to chase you, and you are everywhere laughing and joking. One day I will catch you and punish you for the rest of your life. My dear, don't be angry, I am willing to steal my heart from you. I just want to love you every day and stay with you for all eternity. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Today, send me a text message about the fools or fools you have seen. I will select the most interesting one in the evening and write it for you. He charged 100 yuan for phone calls, believe it or not! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Classmate, what are you busy with? Let me tell you good news. I met my girlfriend again, and she was as beautiful as a flower. It’s a meeting ceremony at noon today. Come and give me a review. You come to chat with me, and if you are in my heart, I will look after you. 4.1 April Fool’s Day: If you don’t come, you’ll be a fool!

8. You believe it or not, April Fool’s Day is there, neither early nor late; whether you pass it or not, the person who fools you is there, neither far nor near; you laugh, or you don’t Smile, the text message is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Without you by my side today, I feel like I can’t breathe, I feel like the world is falling apart, and I feel like I’ve lost myself. Ah, my friend, come to me and let me use my powerful fool's technique! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Girls’ Day is on March 7th. Looking through the calendar, there is no Boys’ Day. I can’t stand it! March 8th is Women's Day. I looked through the perpetual calendar and saw that there is no Women's and Men's Day. I can't stand it anymore! On March 9th, I protected my mother He Ri and was so angry that I blew up the perpetual calendar. I failed to protect my father He Ri, so I had to endure it again! When you see April Fool's Day on April 1st, you secretly smile: you finally have a holiday of your own. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. You are the sentimental "mimosa", you are the lively "dog-tail flower", you are the "frog" who emerges from the mud but remains unstained, and you are the red and purple "big one" in my heart. "Shrimp", April Fool's Day is here, I greet you affectionately: Are you happy now?

12. I just saw a person who looks like you on the road. Actually, it's not particularly similar, just a little bit similar. Okay, let me be honest, it's not like that at all. In fact, I didn't go out at all today and I didn't see anyone. In fact, I just wanted to talk to you. So by the way, are you happy today? Today is your special day, happy April Fool's Day!

13. A woman said to her best friend: "I like being with you the most. Being with you is my happiest time." After hearing this, my best friend said happily: "Haha, because I am full of positive energy." The woman added: "Because you are short, fat, have no boyfriend, and are two years older than me, so I want to walk with you. No pressure.

"This,,,,, Happy April Fool's Day!

14. April Fool's Day is here. You can cheat money, cheat money, cheat money, love romance, cheat love, cheat hugs, silly. There is a silly person who deceives a puppy and teases a bird, but the mentally retarded person is still laughing after being fooled, and the person who is stupidly looking at the text messages on the phone is still applauding!

15. People who feel happy are "really happy"! People who feel smart are "really stupid". April Fool's Day is here, buddy, are you happy?

16. The state requires all communication staff to participate in training today, so they will. Your cell phone cannot be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please soak the cell phone in boiling water for 250 seconds.

17. A ringing sound reminds you. , I woke up from a sweet dream and hurriedly opened it and saw that I was late. When I got to the factory, I saw that I was a fool. I just thought about April Fools' Day.

< p> 18. It has been confirmed that you are the criminal suspect XXX who escaped N years ago. You have been controlled by the police. Please go to the police station and surrender. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day

19. Happiness requires simplicity. Sow seeds, life needs passion to irrigate, and feelings need text messages to communicate. For the sake of spending a dime, I will have fun with my mobile phone. I wish you to be "foolish" every year!

　20 , I had a great time last night, I touched left and right as I pleased, I raced with the gods, and the two pancakes came out on top of each other. Life is so heroic, I have a lot of money in my waist, I have happy dreams every day, and I wish my wife and children good health and happiness! Happy April Fool's Day!

21. On April Fool's Day, people are fooled, so smile happily and try to avoid traps. If you fall into the trap, you should not cheat. The most important thing is to abide by the law. . Reflecting the truth, kindness and beauty in the world, happiness between you and me.

22. There were so many opportunities before me that I didn’t know how to cherish, until I found that I would never have the chance to tell you. Those five words. I prayed and waited until God finally gave me this opportunity. I will say it to you loudly now:

23. On this great day! , let’s miss work for a day! Then call the boss in the evening and wish him a happy April Fool’s Day. Isn’t this a great idea? Note: I won’t be responsible if my salary is deducted! Haha, Happy April Fool’s Day! /p>

24. If someone confesses to you today, don’t reject it thinking it’s a joke, because many people are willing to tell the truth today. Don’t let the beautiful fate be missed, and don’t miss the happy love. Turn a blind eye. Happy April Fool’s Day!

25. It’s April Fool’s Day and people are busy with text messages. Fools are constantly trying to trick people into making fun of them. Don’t be nervous when you receive text messages. Think about what is true and what is false, smile happily and be happy. Happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day Group Text 2

1. I am an angel with one wings, and I can only spread my wings by hugging each other. I came to the world just to find you, but after going through all the trouble to find you, I found: TMD! Our wings are aligned!

2. I would like to dedicate this message to the young and the young. Young people, urban and rural people, those who are fooling and those who are being fooled, all friends who are intoxicated with the joy of April Fools' Day, wish you a happy April Fools' Day!

3. Today is your holiday , my fool, Confucius said, fools are blessed. April Fool's Day, April 1st, I wish you, a fool, a bright star, good luck, drink Wahaha every day, and have Pepsi in your life.

4. Pig and puppy talk: Dog, what do you want to do in your next life? Dog: I want to be a human, what about you? Pig: I still like to be a pig. A few years later, the dog's wish was not fulfilled, but the pig learned to read text messages!

5. Sending nonsense will cost phone bills, and sending nonsense back will cost money. Talking nonsense will cost money. Sending nonsense and replying nonsense will cost you all your phone bills! I don’t believe that this 1 cent will not make you dizzy.

6. Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1. The White House in the United States was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police sealed off the entire Washington. 19 people died, 32 were injured, and 11 people are missing. ...One person was deceived! Happy holidays!

7. There is no grass anywhere in the world, and there are fewer and fewer of them from generation to generation. Nowadays, an only child is a treasure, and it is difficult to find one without a car or a house. She is fair-skinned and beautiful but not tall, so why is it that no one picks her.

Where can I find the reason for being single? Well done on family planning!

8. Yesterday someone said that your IQ is like a piglet. I got angry on the spot! I even had an argument with him. One plane. Don’t others know that I don’t know you well? You are so kind and you will definitely not insult the name of a pig.

9. Money is a double-edged sword. It can buy a house but not a home; it can buy a marriage but not love; it can buy a clock but not time. Now, give me all your money and let me bear the pain alone!

10. Heaven and earth are witnesses, the sun and moon are mirrors, my love for you will never change! As long as the sky is still there Now, my longing is there; as long as the horizon is still there, our feelings are there; do you know how much I love you? RMB.

11. Brother, please stop touching! If you touch the top and bottom, the hair will fall off. Such tender skin will ooze when you touch it! What do you want me to do in the future? Selling? These peaches are all fresh, so forget it if you don’t want to buy them!

12. Those who cook are called cooks; those who raise horses are called grooms; those who farm are called farmers; those who sell meat are called butchers ;Those who practice martial arts are called martial artists; those who drive cars are called rickshaw pullers; I am the accountant, so you can do whatever you want me to do!

13. It is not stupid to be right or wrong, not to be right or wrong. Stupid, taking right as wrong is still stupid. Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, or whether it is wrong or wrong, yes or no, what is right is what is right, what is wrong is no, what is wrong is yes, what is right is right and wrong. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

14. In order to save African chimpanzees from extinction, scientists are working hard to teach them to use advanced human tools. I just received news that a chimpanzee has learned to use a mobile phone and is reading short messages!

15. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest is in chaos. The mother pig arranges: the big pig blocks the door! 2 The pig went to block the window! When she saw the piglet, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.

16. Since I met you, the Nile is no longer long, the Rhine is no longer romantic, the Don is no longer quiet, the Volga no longer needs trackers, and the Yangtze is no longer flowing eastward. . You are the green boat and camel in the desert.

17. If you want to be stupid, you must be stupid with level, stupid with quality, stupid with class, stupid with joy, stupid with happiness, stupid with happiness, stupid with harmony, stupid with sweetness, stupid with stupidity Kindness, foolish spirit, April Fool's Day humor!

18. New century women: can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, write code, detect abnormalities, kill Trojans, and climb over walls , can afford to drive a good car, afford a new house, fight against gangsters, and beat gangsters.

19. In fact, yogurt is a very nutritious food and has many benefits for people: drinking it directly can protect the stomach and intestines; applying it on the face can beautify and skin care; but no one uses it like you. It's here to wash your hair!

20. Dear user: Due to network debugging today, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can, and repeat The phone returned to normal after a few times. Happy April Fool's Day!

21. On April Fool's Day, you should be careful; if your friends have bad intentions, you should be happy; if someone has good intentions, don't take it as sincere; always pay attention and be careful at all times; send you A piece of care, wishing you peace of mind today. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

22. Don't be afraid of being "fooled" because you are not a "person", and I send you my sincere blessings on this "holiday", "quickly" Move your little front hooves and accept the happy text message I sent you!

23. The wind blows and the flowers fly, and the countless ties to you will never stop. No one knows how painful this kind of longing is, how it can completely hollow out the heart and then ruthlessly tear it apart. Your figure always flies in my heart, making me drunk

24. Cry, are you stupid, are your happy days gone? I have warned you not to be gluttonous and sleepy, but you just don’t listen. . Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size. Happy holidays, haha!

25. I saw you on the street. You were with someone. I could tell at a glance that he was not a good person. He kept slapping your a** behind you. . I said to him angrily: Donkey driver in front of you, stop! Happy April Fool's Day.

26. This message is pure harassment! Warn those who haven’t fallen asleep to go to bed quickly. Those who have just fallen asleep turn over and continue sleeping. Those who have slept for a long time get up and go to the toilet to continue sleeping. Those who really don’t want to sleep and I picked up my mobile phone and harassed those who were sleeping!

27. My surname is my love for you, my nickname is to understand you, my scientific name is to love you, my nickname is to read you, my book is called to dream of you, and my pen name is to love you. My nickname is Chasing You! Hehe, look at how beautiful you are. In fact, my real name is Doudou! Happy April Fools' Day!

28. Whether the quality of the blessing is high or not depends on the reading effect: read it carefully and waste it. In a few seconds, my speech becomes clearer, my eyes straighten, my mouth is no longer crooked, and my IQ is no longer zero. Use it on April Fool's Day, the effect is the best! Dear, the effect is good!

29. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering you are, it will never reach the end of the world; you are not a cigarette, and I am not a match. No sparks can come out of friction; you are not time, and I am not years. No matter how wasted, we will never reach the horizon.

30. Late at night, Bush saw Mrs. Bush standing in front of his bed, with her hair disheveled. Bush was shocked and said: You are so bold, you dare to break into the White House at night! Mrs. Bush shook his chest-length beard, looking eerie. She laughed and said: Rejoice, you are so confident!

31. When you are a child, games are life, and when you grow up, life is a game; when you are a child, your toys are your friends, and when you grow up, your friends are your toys; Entertain yourself, and entertain people who read text messages when you grow up - you are punished, and the punishment is: a lifetime of happiness!

32. When you are alone, empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a knife to cut it, peel it, chop it, and at the same time you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I kill the pen, I kill the pen, I kill the pen...

　33. A haircut The waiter pressed the customer's head against the faucet and washed his hair vigorously. The customer felt so painful that he asked: "Is there anyone outside?" "What are you doing?" "If there is no one, just kill me with a razor."

34. April Fool's Day is here, for " "Fool", you are happy together. I, "Fool", sincerely send you this message of endless foolishness. I wish you to be a happy "Fool" person: you are more than capable of being foolish, and you are a person worthy of your foolish heart; your life is like being filled with foolishness. .

35. Today is April Fool’s Day, and our slogan is that any behavior that is not aimed at making fools is hooliganism. We must always adhere to the four basic principles of fools. If you can be fooled, you will be fooled. If you fool others, you will be fooled. The more you are fooled, the happier you are. I wish you the happier you are!

36. Attention: April Fool’s Day is coming, April 1st you The text messages received are all fake and have completely opposite meanings! Please pay attention! The following is the first message: You are the public lover who is as beautiful as a flower and a jade tree, handsome and unrestrained with a devilish figure!

37. In the Zoo An orangutan came and was so ugly that all the tourists vomited when they saw it. The first day I went to see it, I vomited. The next day you went to see the orangutan and you vomited. I wondered about the gap between people. Why is it so big!

38. There is a famous saying that it is rare to be confused, there is a saying that suffering is a blessing, there is a story that the Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains, and there is a joke that a fool marries a handsome wife. Whether wise or foolish, happiness is the first element. April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness!

39. You are low-key in your work, live a simple life, have a simple thought, and do not talk too much. You are a rare honest person. Fortunately, I listened to my mother and did not fall in love early, otherwise I...I would fall in love What a horrible thing to fall in love with you who is so stupid!

40. The monkey ran panting and shouted: "Mother Pig, Mummy Pig, don't read the text message, your third child is a pig." He's in a circle, go and save him." Mother Pig was startled and put her cell phone in her pocket. Haha, Happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day Group Text 3

1. I firmly believe that my love for you is like a hot dog on the fire, it can withstand the "roasting" test.

2. If a man "marries the wrong man", it will be very painful at work; if a woman "marries the wrong man", it will be very painful after get off work.

3. Let me tell you: I like you, what does it mean? If you have the ability, just say to me: I like you!

4. You and my mother fell into the water at the same time, I will save you first! (Hehe, my mother taught me how to swim!)

5. As long as I have what you want, I will definitely give it to you. Why are you still wandering around outside? Be honest. Stay with me.

6. Beyond the mountains, there are green mountains and towers. If you don’t love me, I’ll be worried. There are beauties everywhere in the world, but they are not as gentle as you!

7. Time: a lifetime; Place: wherever; Character: me, you; Event: The big baby loves the little baby.

8. I’m so happy to have just met you. I’m guessing your heart. I will never change my heart, and I will accompany you to watch the stars even at the age of 70.

9. Red banknotes connect you and me. Houses and cars connect you and me. Can anyone tell me what true love is?

10. Meeting you was purely God’s will. I fell in love with you wholeheartedly. I have no regrets about falling in love with you. Missing you makes me frustrated. I am satisfied only when I get you.

11. A man went to a hotel to book a room and spent 800 to call two ladies. As a result, the three of them fought for the landlord all night, and the man won more than 2,000!

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12. Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests, old cows like to eat young grass, and good horses don’t eat grass that turns back. There is no grass anywhere in the world. Once you get married, it turns into grass.

13. The head proposes to the face, but the face firmly refuses. The head asks why, but the face looks away: You like to change your appearance and are not dedicated to feelings.

14. A good marriage will give you good experiences, a bad marriage will give you bad experiences, and a good or bad marriage will give you a pair of children and bills.

15. I am ugly but I am gentle, I am thin but I am muscular, I am soft-hearted but my legs are not short, you are a little fat but you are plump, especially your smile is so beautiful.

16. The weather changes so fast, and the cold wind comes quietly. Just eat more and sleep more, and don't wait for me when it's time to go to the market. Don't blame human beings for being too bad. The current market price is not lazy. Drink plenty of water before leaving to live up to your host's love.

17. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, and the fragrance you emit is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork.

18. I shoot the little arrow of love into your heart, and you become my prisoner. I decide to sentence you to life imprisonment, and you will be detained in my heart forever without bail. < /p>

20. Give you a bouquet of roses, relying on it to express your feelings; give you a big peach blossom, relying on it for good fortune; give you a bowl of tofu flowers and laugh after eating them!

21. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas, but I still miss you.

22. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is an idiot who will read it all.

23. Even if I don’t do anything, I want to take a photo of myself while I’m making a facial mask at home and send it to you. I’ll act like a rogue and say you’ve seen me look like this, so I’m sorry we can’t be together.

24. Oh! I accidentally sent "I love you" to you by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

　25. You are a little smart, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little drunk, if you are angry, I will not be angry.

26. A lover will eventually become a piece of meat, and a pig will appear in the eyes of the lover. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork, pork and meat. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a pig with a tail on earth.

27. Yesterday God gave me two choices: Aristotle’s achievements, or you. I didn’t become Aristotle, so think about it, what did I choose?

28. When I bump into you, I feel the same joy; when I kiss you, I feel drunk with tenderness; when I hug you Hugging my waist, I want happiness; hooking up with you, we are destined to stay together!

29. I don’t love you, I’m lying to you, it’s against my will, I really don’t want to tell lies , but I just don’t love you, I just want to lie to you, and I can’t let you guess my heart

30. I really want to hide you, hide it in my breast pocket, and slowly melt you. , you will never be able to leave each other again! Hide you and only love me!

31. The way two people send text messages to express their affection is called love, and only receiving but not sending is considered selfish. Love, only sending out but not receiving back is unrequited love, sending out and receiving once is love, often sending out and receiving back is love.

32. Being silent, having dull eyes, not eating three meals a day, having weakness in limbs, having abnormal facial features, not recognizing relatives, being incomprehensible, imposing on all sides, unable to sit still, very useless

< p> 33. Use the horizon to knit a sweater for you, no matter where you go, you will not be out of my sight; use the sight to knit a sweater for you, no matter where you go, I will see you.

34. Don’t pursue me, I want to tell you: “The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach. The waves in the back continue to move forward, and they will die on the beach.” Give up!

35. When I have you during the day, I will have dreams, and when I have dreams at night, I will have you; you should take good care of yourself and don’t catch a cold and have a runny nose; if you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

36. I want to give you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven’t learned how yet; I want to kneel down for you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a text message.

37. You said I was ugly, had a bad temper, and was abandoned on the roadside, but you took me home. I want to say to you - Husband, I have been really hard on you in this life!

38. I am born to be useful, but I can’t understand my emotions! One day, the emperor came to me in a dream, and I got up at eight o’clock tomorrow morning. After that, you will understand after eating the cake (you will be surprised if you read the third word of each sentence)

39. I am a graduate of a prestigious university and have a PhD in "Animal Anatomy". After we get married, we will start our own business. , go to the vegetable market and open a stall selling pork. I'll chop the meat and you'll get paid.

40. I know! But I can’t help it. This marriage is the best arranged by God! Hey, now you only have to get rid of your husband and go with me.