Funny plot of Wulin rumor

Isn't there a plot: Give it to 1 year. Haven't you ever eaten jiaozi's shopkeeper's bag, jiaozi? It feels quite interesting. Finally, he accidentally put firecrackers that didn't exist the night before into the fire as firewood, which made Guo Furong silly.

I still remember that Mo Xiaobei and her sister-in-law made a bet that she could earn three days' money. The two Beckhams first told the story, and Bai deliberately lost his voice. Later, he asked everyone to perform a program, and asked Bai and his sister to perform the broken head of the chest. Xiaomi Beggar said that when he came to fight, he shouted "Dragon Resistance", "Regret Again" and "Regret Again" at Bai Zhantang lying on the nail board ... Finally, he sang a sentence in vain: He said there was nothing to dig for the pain in the storm, haha. I like it very much anyway.

Guo Furong: It's frozen again. If you don't apologize soon, you can save jiaozi's face at this time.

Xiaomi said to his mouth: ... Now I just want to say three words to you, less salt.

I love you as mice love rice.

Lv Xiucai: (manned suicide note) Hello, everyone. I left quietly, just like I came gently, waved my sleeves and said goodbye.

Li Dazui: Bye?

Bai Zhantang: Then my nickname is White.

Li Dazui's martial arts in his palm 18 ...

When the dragon goes out to sea, the black dragon opens its heart and the white dragon brightens its wings. ...

Exhibition hall (pointing to the extras behind): Look at them, sitting in the audience every day, constantly changing seats, for fear of being embarrassed by others! Is it easy for others?

Zi once said, go to a scholar.

Mother's son. [punishment scratching the head]

Sure, sure, sure! ! ~~?

Tong Xiangyu: "My God! God, God! "

Just so-so, sister Hong Kong is the third.

Ugly, ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth.

Guo Furong: This is a hot face and a cold ass. It's good to be alive!

Lv Xiucai: Take me with you, son! ; Zi once said: Why are flowers fragrant? Because of me.

Why is the grass green? Because of me.

Why does fart stink? It's because of Lao Bai.

Tong Xiangyu: I was wrong. I was really wrong.

I was wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't get married. If I hadn't married, my husband wouldn't have died. If my husband had not died, I would not have come to this sad place; If I hadn't come to this sad place, I wouldn't have opened this shop; If I don't open this store,

Tiger is not arrogant, you think I am HELLO KITTY!

Bai Zhantang: Consan Amida Music.

Close the door and let the scholar go.

You were so big in my heart, and now it's gone.

Guo: Do you know which idiom people like best?

Li: Marry a chicken and follow it. Marry a dog and follow it.

Guo: No, it's Pai ~ Shan ~ Dao ~ Hai ~

"The surname is Tong, the jade of Tong Xiangyu."

Xiaoji told Xiaobai that the two of them joined hands to break even for one year, make profits for two years, and go public for financing for three years, just to steal it downtown. It is well known that they will do whatever they want in broad daylight, and no one dares to take care of it. Then he asked Xiao Bai intoxicated, what should this be?

Xiaobai replied: heaven and earth.

Xiao Bai: What is going public?

Xiaoji: Downtown.

Is this your mother's sword?

No swearing!

This is your mother's fencing?

Don't curse ~

Didn't you say your mother taught you fencing?

Guo Furong "recess! Adjourn! I'm a little thirsty to go to the bathroom!

Xiaoliu: "This is the fourth of the three gods, oh no, the third of the four gods, Lord Zhuifeng." Facing the camera: "Mom, it will probably affect your career."

Yu Xiang: Close the door and let Xiao Guo go.

Laobai: "Do you have any vacancies?"

Scholar: "Our shop is full of vacancies."

Go back to your home and find your mother!

(Zhu He tried to escape from the prison door after being arrested by Ji, but failed. )

Lv Xiucai: Why don't I give you a sole?

Zhu: No,

You'd better give me a walk and try your craft.

Lv Xiucai: OK, I'll give you a long distance plus roaming.

Bai Zhantang: The young master's body is the life of the waiter.