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1. When you are not strong enough, your 1 is just a joke to others.

2. A word of warning: "If a person can't control his emotions, even if he gives you the whole world, you will destroy everything sooner or later."

Friends made with human feelings are only temporary, and friends attracted with personality are long-lasting. You know, enriching yourself is more powerful than pleasing others.

4. Find a social law, people who approach you at ten times the speed will leave you at ten times the speed at some time in the future.

5. The so-called threshold, enough ability is the door, and insufficient ability is the threshold. The gap in life is mostly due to lack of ability.

6. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

7. When you succeed, your friends know who you are; When you fail, you will know who your friends are.

8. It is natural to have a temper, but it is skill to take it back. The master of life never lets his emotions control him.

9. Human comedies can be produced without money, and human tragedies cannot be separated from money. -San Mao

10. In this world, everyone eats shit, but don't chew it. It's not shameful to fight with the dog and let the dog pass first.

1 1. Don't care so much about other people's opinions that you dare not live. No matter how well you do it, someone will always tell you what to do.

12. People are not as good as ghosts without money, and soup is not as good as water without salt. You will gradually find that a kind heart is never as good as a good mouth.

13. Find the reason first, and don't always beg others. Your shoes are dirty because the road you walk is not clean.

14. If you stay out of it, everyone can be calm. If you are in it, no one can be calm, so please don't comment on anyone easily, because you are not in it.

15. No one can hurt you with salt unless you have a fester. No one can hurt you unless you want to.

16. Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are. Only by enduring loneliness can we remain prosperous.

17. When you really have such a big event in life, you will know that you used to be sad in the middle of the night.

18. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that you pick it up and think it's a piece of meat, and you only know it's a piece of ginger when you bite it.

19. You should know that people without money are worse than ghosts, and soup without salt is worse than water. You will gradually find that a kind heart can never compare with a good mouth.

If you don't spend time creating the life you want, you will eventually have to spend a lot of time dealing with the life you don't want.

2 1. Never overestimate your position in the eyes of others. In fact, you are nothing, not much more than you, not much less than you.

22. Polite upbringing is not only dry and thin, but also considerate and considerate of others. This test is not only emotional intelligence, but also your kindness.

23. Except for marrying you, transferring money, saying that I like you and thinking about you are all false. If you are caring and careful, you'd better make a lot of money.

24. There are too many people around who haven't torn their faces. Obviously, they can't turn against each other easily. Smiling at annoying people and things is a disgusting thing that we must learn.