Interesting brain teasers and answers

Interesting brain teasers and 4 answers

Funny answer 1 1, don't go out without much money in rainy days?

Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

2. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star}

Answer: Wang Leehom.

What should I do if You Zhu comes out of the pigsty? {Guess a star}

The answer is: Han Hong.

4. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star}

Answer: Zaizai

5. What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold?

Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

6.a and B can be transformed into each other. B can produce C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized to D in air. Smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

7. Who goes to see a doctor every day?

Answer: Doctor.

8. What sword is transparent?

Answer: No.

9. Who gives Andy Lau water to drink?

Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

10, why can't you see God's penis?

Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

1 1. Why is the white rabbit with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon?

Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

12. Why did Doraemon live in darkness all her life?

Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

13, who cries when she thinks of her mother?

Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

14. Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board?

A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

A: The reason is clear.

16, which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest?

Answer: TCL (too ugly)

17, which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst?

Answer: TCL (too smelly)

18, which brand of electrical appliances is the worst?

Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

19, what fish is the most stupid?

Answer: shark (stupid) fish

20. What fish is the cleverest?

Answer: whale (sperm) fish

2 1, cars can fly. {Guess a cup}

Answer: coffee (cars, flies)

22. How to make drinks bigger?

Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

23. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

24. What's the name of the black, white and red horse?

Answer: shy zebra

25. What doesn't spit when you eat grapes?

Answer: Portugal

26. Which sect of believers can't lie?

A: Quanzhen religion

27. Who likes to lend a helping hand best?

Answer: Doraemon

28. Which chat tool is the slowest?

Answer: MSN (slow death)

29. Who is serenading Chopin?

Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

30. Where are your pigeons hiding?

Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

3 1. Why does the lion always send people to contact things in the forest?

Answer: Lost contact.

33. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got in. {Guess a health product}

Answer: cover the middle cover.

34. The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product}

A: The new cover is in the middle.

35. The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and went in. {Guess a health product}

Answer: Super calcium.

36. The dog and the rabbit go to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the puppy carry it first?

Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

37. Which song has three people in the first sentence?

Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

38. A steamed stuffed bun fought with a potato, and the potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food}

Answer: red bean paste bag

39. When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.

40. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable}

Answer: Dutch beans

4 1, whose sea is it?

Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

42. A rooster and a hen (guess three words)

Answer: Two chickens.

43. A rooster and a hen (guess five words)

Answer: Still two chickens.

44. A rooster and a hen (guess seven words)

Answer: idiot, or two chickens.

45. A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why?

Answer: chocolate beans

46. Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married?

Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

47. Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC?

Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

48, eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate won ~ {hit a foodie}

Answer: chocolate bar

49. Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again ~ I lost again ~ {I beat a kind of food}

Answer: egg noodles

50. As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.

5 1, and was severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {made a foodie}

Answer: chocolate chess cake

52. Finally, the eggs and cakes went to Big Brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~

53, so go to chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.

54. Apologize to eggs and cakes, and {eat a kind of food}

Answer: Telford chocolate.

55. Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty?

Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! It's on the ground)

56. Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me and me. One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is?

Answer: "I"

57. A man is wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going?

Answer: He is going to a mental hospital. Abby will take an English exam tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to be admitted tomorrow. As a result, he still failed the English exam the next day. Why?

A: Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't get through.

The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled "If I were a manager". Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry.

A: I'm waiting for the secretary.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: Because he is aiming.

60. There is a girl who doesn't need to take a bath or change clothes, but her clothes are the most expensive in the world. Who is she?

A: She is the Statue of Liberty.

Funny question and answer 2 1, tortoise and rabbit race, pig as referee, who wins?

No matter which answer, the person who answers is a pig, because only pigs know the result. )

2. Do you have a face?

Answer: Yes. (You are so thick-skinned)

Answer: No (shameless)

A pig was with a tiger, and the tiger died the next day. Why?

I don't know

C: By the way, neither can pigs.

4. There was a fool who always said no to everyone he met. "Do you have money?" "no!" "Do you have a home?" Excuse me, have you seen this fool?

A: No (the other person is a fool) 6. Is the English spelling of pig PUG?

It's Spring Festival, and your family has a pig and a donkey. Kill the pig first or the donkey first?

(Kill pigs, donkeys think so, too; Kill the donkey, and the pig thinks so; Don't kill both, pigs and donkeys think so; Kill two, the pigs and donkeys next door think so)

Funny question and answer 3 1. Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"?

(Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question ...)

2. All the servants by the water have gone, and the children have shaved their heads, but the golden lotus is hard to walk. When the Iraqis came to meet them, the lotus was full of cars, and my father-in-law was so tired that his right arm was broken and eighteen bamboos were connected. Peony fell to the ground. Guess eight words!

Answer: I have never seen you so stupid!

All the pigs in the world are dead (guess the name of a song)

Answer: At least you!

4. Legend has it that the four masters and apprentices in the Tang Dynasty all have a corresponding appellation, that is, the Monkey King means "righteousness", Tang Priest means "righteousness", Zhu Bajie means "arrival" and Friar Sand means "coming" (ask others after you finish). All right, I'll take the test, Pig! Hee hee, others must say "here"!

5. Do you know what animal likes to ask why?

B: I don't know!

A: Pig!

B: Why?

A: Because you are a big pig!

6. Which of the 26 English letters is the most stupid?

Answer: u (you)!

7. I dreamed of you last night! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I dreamed that you were chasing a pig with a kitchen knife, and you stopped after catching a cliff. Suddenly, the pig stood up and sang you an ancient poem. Do you know what this is?

I don't know.

A: What it says is: We are born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other!

8, you encourage others (guess a dish name) Zhu (pig)!

9. The key to asking others this question is to let others answer it quickly. It is best to let others answer in 1~2 seconds! )

Do you know that there is a number greater than 1

Do you know that there is a number greater than 10?

Do you know that there is a number greater than 100?

Do you know that there is a number greater than 1000?

Do you know a more stupid pig than you? Usually people will answer "no" because of their thinking inertia, hee hee! )

10, who is Mi's mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).

Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

1 1. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.

12, Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, Bobo turned him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do at this moment?

Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.

13. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What is a bear without a penis?

Answer: Mama Bear.

14 and September 28th are Confucius' birthdays, so when is101October 28th?

Answer: Confucius full moon

15. There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the keeper opened the prison door the next day and found another prisoner inside?

A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

Funny brain teasers and answers Four hilarious brain teasers are revealed: Marilyn Monroe. Have you guessed?

1. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big money rely on to eat?

Answer: mouth

If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Answer: Is this the earth?

3. Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.

4. What are the products with the same production date and effective date?

Answer: newspapers

5. What will make the people above happy and the people below excited?

Answer: Concert.

6. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first?

Answer: It is better to close the door first.

7. Old Man Mei, go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him?

Answer: beans and corn

8. What do boys and girls have to do before going to bed on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Close your eyes.

9. Xiaowen accidentally swallowed the coin of 10 yuan. What should I do?

Answer: One more.

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