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What quotations have you heard from driving school coaches?

You step to the end-this sentence is what everyone will hear on the first day of practice in the second quarter. At that time, I had no idea about cars. Basically, my understanding of cars is based on what I remember in the first section. Even if I really got into the car for the first time and knew what a clutch is, what a brake is and what a throttle is, I would be at a loss. The most important thing is that I don't know how to step on the clutch. It's embarrassing that the car has been turned off.

Don't step directly, where to step-learn to step on the clutch before shifting but forget to step on the brake. Haha, on the first day, everyone put out the fire when they got on the bus, and everyone stepped on the brakes directly, and the coach's heart collapsed. What's even funnier is that one of the classmates in the same period was a boy from Sichuan who stepped on the gas pedal whenever he wanted to stop. Fortunately, the accelerator of our second unit was pinched. After all, most students in this school are road killers.

Come on, the steering wheel is dead, dead-people who have been to driving school can imagine the tone of this sentence and the angry expression of the coach when he saw this sentence. I didn't know that the steering wheel was going to be killed at first, so I often stopped without stopping. Later, I learned that my arm can't turn the steering wheel (the car in the driving school is a pickup truck, so it is particularly heavy). There are often intermissions, which makes me embarrassed by capitalization.

You are a carpenter, mark with your eyes-as the coach said, I never find a fixed point when parking sideways, nor do I look at the coach's point. I drew a point that was different from others. Every time I aimed my eyes at the side, so I got this sentence. But in the end, I backed into the warehouse, which was the best in that group of colleges, and it seemed that marking with my eyes was quite accurate, hahaha.

Come on-don't think that the coach is encouraging you when he says this in the third practice, because coming on really wants you to step on the gas pedal and give some oil. .....

What are you nervous about? No one was nervous in the car-at the same time, an aunt came to learn to drive, and she was always nervous. When she started driving, she held the steering wheel in one hand and the gear lever in the other. The coach asked her, "Do you drive four wheels?" She said, "I'm nervous." The coach said, "What are you nervous about? No one in the car is nervous. "

But now that I've got my driver's license, it's quite interesting to think back to driving school practice. It's just that it's too sunny in summer, so I must do a good job of sun protection, or I'll be burned to coal.